General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[Banana Hammock]

third month: Found a cure to cancer
4th month: Split the ocean apart
5th month: actually became a popular vtuber

That last one sounds a little unrealistic

 

[Xuhle]

still would though and if she was my wife I would be going to tap them.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

still would though and if she was my wife I would be going to tap them.

All the bonks in the world can't change the fact that, if given the opportunity, only flamingly gay femboys would decline to drink deep of Dizzy's Dokuros.

 

[Koronesuki]

Gura saw how Doki handled her graduation and redebut and took notes.

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Randomly coming across this comment casually murdering the obnoxious trans fag, NyaraVT, on Twitter:



I can't unhear it. Gonna be calling Nyara "Klaus" from now on.

Yeah, Tectone talked about Nyara on his stream today as well, so expect an infinite content train back and forth until Nyara disengages! (Personally, I don't get the Tectone hate, I enjoy his content and watch regularly, so I'll keep tabs on this!)

Anyway, VTUBERS, am I right? Jelly's going back on her Babautism tonight, don't forget her:

 

[MostlyALurker777]

Looks like she DOES like Nimi after all!

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

You'll have to forgive him, he's a Phasefriend. We People of Phase don't understand the difference between "disagreements with management" and "the company environment drove me to attempt suicide multiple times." They are both simply mechanisms by which the glorious ritual of Phasebegging may be brought about.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Anyway, VTUBERS, am I right? Jelly's going back on her Babautism tonight, don't forget her:

I love the mocking aura baba has in these thumbnails.

 

[Sithis]

How many suicides will happen if Saba mentions having a "manager" first stream?

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Literally doesnt matter if Nolan isnt one of them

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

You'll have to forgive him, he's a Phasefriend. We People of Phase don't understand the difference between "disagreements with management" and "the company environment drove me to attempt suicide multiple times." They are both simply mechanisms by which the glorious ritual of Phasebegging may be brought about.

Despite contributing only 0.6% of global vtuber watch hours, People of Phase commit 52% of the begging.

 

[RestlessRain]

Im going to bet Sayu was nitpicking at thing about the game and getting pushed back about it.

Note Ive not watched as I've been trying to avoid anything about the game till I can play it.

If you're on Sayu's channel watching a Sayu livestream you are retarded if you're complaining about getting Sayu's opinions or getting Sayu's style of gameplay on her stream. If you don't like what she's saying or how she's playing you can watch the other five hundred Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 streams.

 

[Xuhle]

Also trickywi is getting a new outfit and she looks really good as a mermaid. Totally unbiased opinion of a monster fucker.

 

[ValkyrieAce]

How many suicides will happen if Saba mentions having a "manager" first stream?

That's the only way to get what she wants. Bring her husband/fiance/boyfriend/whatever on during her first stream to immediately filter out 95% of the people that try to follow her over.

 

[Smelliest007]

Bring her husband/fiance/boyfriend/whatever

Yeah, me.
You set yourself up for that one

 

[NeneLOVE]

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

She's not doing a very good job of loosing her old obnoxious audience tbh. I think they're gonna become even more obnoxious now and I will have a good chuckle when she ghosts them again, not our problem anymore though.

I don't wish her ill (to any of the graduates except rushia tbh) But it is clear to me just how messed up her work ethic is, pulling a Doki actually requires being consistent so the fan transition is as seamless as possible, this will only lead to filtering the casuals and keeping the deranged obsessives.

 

[RestlessRain]

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

Yeah, if I had a career as a cute shark vtuber that I wanted to escape from, I'd also create a new vtuber account with the name "little shark", and making sure everyone knew about my new vtuber account before debut.

 

[MerelyTourist]

It would require him to either stand up for Kirsche and torpedo his industry contacts instantly, or stand up for retards like Bint and Nyara, who even the progressive majority in vtubing regard as dreadful optics. Better for him to ignore it.

He don't need to "stand with" anyone, he could just report the facts that happened. By chickening out he compromised his position in the scene as a whole. You can't just ignore such major events and still be called a newstuber. More so, after he utterly fucked up reporting on Brave shitshow and done girls dirty earlier.
I think the only one who decently covered Kirsche vs Vice in this format was Salvi. Who also did the Twisty leak a good week before False BTW.

Him and Rima might also be waiting for the dust to settle more just to see the outcome of this and not try to jump in the middle like others have.

Rima don't do this format but she at least talked about it on stream.
Also he could do quick bit acknowledging the situation and say "we'll do detailed report in the future"

 

[White Stone]

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

Maybe it's time to reevaluate the common belief that her "fame and success" bothers her a lot and was the main reason she graduated.

After all, the official reason she provided was still "disagreement with management and company direction." She did bring up her struggling with success yes, but in all instances she made it clear that it was something she faced at the start of her career.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Sameko. Little Shark. If this is actually Gura, she's not even bothering lmao.

Gura saw how Doki handled her graduation and redebut and took notes.

That does rather seem to imply that she intends to keep her chumpedo audience.

That makes no sense. Doki was kicked out of Nijisanji and wanted to hold on to the fanbase she had there as an indie. Gura left Hololive by choice, possibly in part to escape from her fame and success. Why would she want to retain the same fans under a new identity?

Chumpedos are obnoxious but financially potent. Also loyal to a fault.

As long as she keeps up reasonably tight opsec, she won't end up in a basement in Ohio, I guess.