General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Stunned But Dumb]

You're imagining things. Pippa is not here, she has no idea what this site is, and there is no proof to the contrary.

Yeah, tell Vovgus that.

You guys just have to learn to make 70 alternative accounts. Your oshi can't ban them all!!!!

 

[tarkanoltr]

Laplus is doing a reverse call-in for her 3rd year anniversary:

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I was talking about this one.

GOD DAMN, look at them man hands.

Wakka, throw a blitzball at this man's penis.

Blitzball?

I forget, but on proctor's stream, didn't someone mention that they knew for sure that Kronii knew of this site? I forget all the details with that.

Yeah, it was Harrow.

Speaking about christmas... Should I bring back the asylum advent calendar? Or is it too annoying? What do the totally sane a definitely in the right judgement people of the asylum think?

Sure, hopefully you don't dedicate a day to my sock accounts by accident again.

 

[NeneHATE]

God damn, look at them man hands.

Blitzball?


Yeah, it was Harrow.

Sure, hopefully you don't dedicate a day to my sock accounts by accident.

You really are an ungrateful BITCH!

 

[nooternun]

With only them missing (774, nori, aogiri never interested in APEX anyway), this kinda looks like they are scared of Doki instead. An entire corporation, running away from one little girl

Kazami Kuku, And Uge along with RE:Act's Shishigami Leona often enter tournaments. Other then Holo and Stars Jp not showing up she got most of the big EN names and some great JP names. Nori did have a gamer wave before she fired everyone...

Apparently last year GamerSupps gifted one of their earlier streamer reps a wrapped Porsche. Would not be surprised if she's making more from that single avenue than every other ex/current Niji.

Yeah, that's fair. It would be easier to figure out if she is gonna make money if her partner had a working website

Oversight Esports - Under Maintenance

oversightesports.com

Still, with "only" 4k watching the announcement it's hard to know, small compared to the Vsai announcements. I know she started managing her business again but throwing money at things only works so much.

 

[RestlessRain]

Uruka has posted a short summary of the time she became a maid for a stream

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Fauna, Pippa and Kirsche all joke about keeping spreadsheets on their viewers, unprompted, while also knowing a liiittle bit too much about their fans; Muyu admits that she hunts down people's accounts on other sites by following shared e-mail addresses; Mint has been caught out multiple times about secretly watching fan social media accounts over her career; and that's just the chuubas that immediately come to mind.


It's not just Kronii

Any of them could be here at any point


Be afraid

Just be so boring and milquetoast online that your Oshi gets bored of stalking you and end up getting more out of the deal when you stalk her back

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Poor fucking Reps dude. The two Japanese on his team specifically asked for an NA pro player on their team and when asked on how they plan to communicate with him, they said "we have passion". I hope you guys are ready for that shitshow.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

You know, I'd worry about her next boyfriend getting leglocked to death, but she's kind of wimpy so he'll probably just pull her off like a bandaid
Edit: I forgot, her bottom half is apparently abnormally strong, the dude is toast

 

[NeneHATE]

Poor fucking Reps dude. The two Japanese on his team specifically asked for an NA pro player on their team and when asked on how they plan to communicate with him, they said "we have passion". I hope you guys are ready for that shitshow.

Idk who you're yapping about but passion english is real dude.

 

[closedblas]

Taken from youtube comment of Doki's announcement, lots of interesting names

Spoiler: Doki's tournament brackets

1:15:45 Team 1: IRS (Dokibird, Altare, Genbuten)
1:17:46 Team 2: DTTO (Dtto, Amatsuki, Euriece)
1:18:45 Team 3: Nasi Goreng (Akemi, Fonzi, Funfps)
1:20:38 Team 4: BAO (Bao, Uto, Rinkou)
1:21:27 Team 5: CHIBIDOKI (Chibidoki, Nagzz, Ruben)
1:23:02 Team 6: CATNADO (Filian, Nekrolina, Monsoon)
1:23:43 Who can match Filian's freak? Complexity Monsoon.
1:24:07 Team 7: NEKO PUNCH (Hiiro, Nachan, Ld)
1:25:21 Team 8: ARMIS (Jurard, Goldbullet, Crimzon Ruze)
1:26:14 Team 9: KURO (Kuro, Michi, IPN)
1:26:57 Team 10: PHASE (Lumi, Ember, Lululuvely)
1:27:44 Team 11: KOHAKU (Kohaku, Shirosaki, Sizu)
1:28:31 Team 12: Monster Lovers (Amalee, Missshadowlovely, Albralelie)
1:29:37 Team 13: MELIZANDE (Melizande, Prisma, Immadness) Melizande is the VA for catalyst.
1:31:05 Team 14: NIAMOCHA (Niamocha, Anny, Nocturnal)
1:31:53 Team 15: RESTIA (Restia, KSP, Hakuzen)
1:32:33 Team 16: RPR (Rpr, Qpi, Tsuna)
1:33:24 Team 17: SYKKUNO (Sykkuno, Miss Doctor, iitztimmy)
1:33:38 A lot of teams requested Timmy, unfortunately, Timmy cannot shadow clone himself
1:34:49 Team 18: THE FOOLS (Tenjin, Reruzensky, Dezignful)
1:35:32 Team 19: TSUKUMO (Tsukumo, Kahaku, Reps)
1:36:13 "We couldn't get Hal, and we couldn't cut up TImmy into 10 parts"
1:38:20 Team 20: AOHARU (Aoharu, Kohaku Teto, 1Tappy)

""We couldn't get Hal" - I just realized she's talking about ImperialHal, not Neo-Porte's Shibuya Hal...

>RPR with Qpi and Nekotatsu - HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
I don't know much about him other than seeing a few Towa-hosted tourneys and Selen collabs in the past, he seemed to be just another angry slav gamer.
Dude seems to be actually doing the expat thing pretty well in Japan.
He even went to LAM's art exhibition (artist for ollie/vox/fulgur/kanaria/new vspo mem Hanabi) despite not really doing the vtuber thing anymore.

Very weird for Lia to be in a group with Bao and Uto while Lumi and Ember is with a twitch grinder.
Maybe Lia will call Bao a whore.
Good to see ex-Kawaii's Kohaku doing well.
I feel like Sykkuno and iitztimmy should be split up.
Unfortunate no holo girls joined, I think she's played apex with Ollie and Zeta before?
No Nijis too of course, they were always good for fodder in Vsaikyo

 

[Salado]

Fauna, Pippa and Kirsche all joke about keeping spreadsheets on their viewers, unprompted, while also knowing a liiittle bit too much about their fans; Muyu admits that she hunts down people's accounts on other sites by following shared e-mail addresses; Mint has been caught out multiple times about secretly watching fan social media accounts over her career; and that's just the chuubas that immediately come to mind.


It's not just Kronii

Any of them could be here at any point


Be afraid

>your oshi will never stalk you

 

[RestlessRain]

>your oshi will never stalk you

Skill issue. Get a better oshi.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

You know, I'd worry about her next boyfriend getting leglocked to death, but she's kind of wimpy so he'll probably just pull her off like a bandaid
Edit: I forgot, her bottom half is apparently abnormally strong, the dude is toast

Muyu gives the Phase women an aura that buffs their leglock chance and strength by 103%, the game was rigged from the start

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Idk who you're yapping about but passion english is real dude.

Yes, I'm aware about passion english. I'm just thinking its hilarious two JP streamers specifically asked for an NA pro that's likely not prepared for passion english.
1:35:55 if the timestamp doesn't work

 

[Salado]

Skill issue. Get a better oshi.

I should have added
>Since twitter likes are hidden
Elon you little shit!

I know there are many other ways, but she "joked" about it before

 

[NeneHATE]

Unfortunate no holo girls joined, I think she's played apex with Ollie and Zeta before?

Holo always sends the homos/IDs as a token offering, whenever you see them in anything sorta big but no EN/JP females it probably means management isn't 100% sold on it.

 

[frz]

Poor fucking Reps dude. The two Japanese on his team specifically asked for an NA pro player on their team and when asked on how they plan to communicate with him, they said "we have passion". I hope you guys are ready for that shitshow.

Tbh any shitshow wont be as bad as RPR, Axel, Altare on the same team. They are so god damn boring and salty

Taken from youtube comment of Doki's announcement, lots of interesting names

Spoiler: Doki's tournament brackets

1:15:45 Team 1: IRS (Dokibird, Altare, Genbuten)
1:17:46 Team 2: DTTO (Dtto, Amatsuki, Euriece)
1:18:45 Team 3: Nasi Goreng (Akemi, Fonzi, Funfps)
1:20:38 Team 4: BAO (Bao, Uto, Rinkou)
1:21:27 Team 5: CHIBIDOKI (Chibidoki, Nagzz, Ruben)
1:23:02 Team 6: CATNADO (Filian, Nekrolina, Monsoon)
1:23:43 Who can match Filian's freak? Complexity Monsoon.
1:24:07 Team 7: NEKO PUNCH (Hiiro, Nachan, Ld)
1:25:21 Team 8: ARMIS (Jurard, Goldbullet, Crimzon Ruze)
1:26:14 Team 9: KURO (Kuro, Michi, IPN)
1:26:57 Team 10: PHASE (Lumi, Ember, Lululuvely)
1:27:44 Team 11: KOHAKU (Kohaku, Shirosaki, Sizu)
1:28:31 Team 12: Monster Lovers (Amalee, Missshadowlovely, Albralelie)
1:29:37 Team 13: MELIZANDE (Melizande, Prisma, Immadness) Melizande is the VA for catalyst.
1:31:05 Team 14: NIAMOCHA (Niamocha, Anny, Nocturnal)
1:31:53 Team 15: RESTIA (Restia, KSP, Hakuzen)
1:32:33 Team 16: RPR (Rpr, Qpi, Tsuna)
1:33:24 Team 17: SYKKUNO (Sykkuno, Miss Doctor, iitztimmy)
1:33:38 A lot of teams requested Timmy, unfortunately, Timmy cannot shadow clone himself
1:34:49 Team 18: THE FOOLS (Tenjin, Reruzensky, Dezignful)
1:35:32 Team 19: TSUKUMO (Tsukumo, Kahaku, Reps)
1:36:13 "We couldn't get Hal, and we couldn't cut up TImmy into 10 parts"
1:38:20 Team 20: AOHARU (Aoharu, Kohaku Teto, 1Tappy)

""We couldn't get Hal" - I just realized she's talking about ImperialHal, not Neo-Porte's Shibuya Hal...

>RPR with Qpi and Nekotatsu - HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
I don't know much about him other than seeing a few Towa-hosted tourneys and Selen collabs in the past, he seemed to be just another angry slav gamer.
Dude seems to be actually doing the expat thing pretty well in Japan.
He even went to LAM's art exhibition (artist for ollie/vox/fulgur/kanaria/new vspo mem Hanabi) despite not really doing the vtuber thing anymore.

Very weird for Lia to be in a group with Bao and Uto while Lumi and Ember is with a twitch grinder.
Maybe Lia will call Bao a whore.
Good to see ex-Kawaii's Kohaku doing well.
I feel like Sykkuno and iitztimmy should be split up.
Unfortunate no holo girls joined, I think she's played apex with Ollie and Zeta before?
No Nijis too of course, they were always good for fodder in Vsaikyo

timmy probs only joined because sykkuno invited him. But that team kinda sounds too op.
Ollie and Zeta are trash at apex and has 0 competitive spirit. They only joined last time because several teams pulled out and Doki couldn't find replacement last minute and they was there to fill the numbers. Tbh Armis kinda same skill level lulw but at least they are boys and they enjoy these kinda things.
Where is the event held btw, in NA or in JP (aka which side is getting fucked by the ping?). If it's NA tenjin and timmy probs gonna fuck everyone up.

Holo always sends the homos/IDs as a token offering, whenever you see them in anything sorta big but no EN/JP females it probably means management isn't 100% sold on it.

none of EN even likes Apex, you look at names like Towa/Matsuri in JP if it were going to happen. But isn't Hololive busy with Fes and New years nowaday. Could just be unfortunate timing.

 

[closedblas]

Sonic collaboration with Korone, "Korone Academy" is today.
First ~15 minutes free uploaded.


Second showing ~100 minutes from now.


This leads into Noel's birthday 3D live in less than 4 hours.

 

[I Wanna Die]

Nene beats the shit out of chat members, including one who conspicuously speaks Spanish.

@Nenélove, did you really get those bruises from falling down the stairs? Be honest.

Insert joke about Asian woman eating dogs here.