General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Why do vtubers think replying to BVTM and dramafags is a good idea? Can they not just make content?

Cause they're the target audience for the dramaYamanba whose 3 posts on repeat are Gura bad, Mori horse, and Hololive infighting rrat copy pasted from /vt/.

 

[VSoyBoy]

I haven't seen a Michi stream since she left the plantation, has her horny diminished or curbed at all? Because regular pipe cleaning could explain it mellowing out.

Yeah, I know its increasing difficult to think Kuro is straight, but I wanna believe.

First of all, this:

"I'm not afraid of sex, but it sounds painful." [...] "Would you want a dick up your ass?"

"In my head, if I have sex and they jizz I will literally explode, and I really don't wanna die that way" Something her mom told her as a teenager (love me some Muslim upbringing) Even though she knows it's not true, it still lingers in the back of her mind.

I tried to find some more clips of her talking about it but she really is all over the place with this:
"I'm very meh about sex, like it's not bad, but it's not *whoa* [...] I'm neutral about it" "I can live without it"
"If anything, watching makes me go *whoa whoa*, that's the only time [...] the only time I would feel really exited is just by watching"


"sex doesn't sound very good [...] maybe if you have a weiner, then it sounds fine but as a woman, I don't know man [...] I think I may just be asexual but maybe I'm not."
"I am unable to feel horny anymore [...] the last time I jerked it is nine months ago"

(timestamped 1:30)

"as the days go by, I'm starting to think I might be asexual"
"if I have to be honest chat, if I think about sex, I feel more fear and uncomfort than anything else"

(timestamped 6:05)

 

[RestlessRain]

On today's edition of "twitch hates vtubers"

 

[the red road]

Biboo got nerissa to watch that meme video about silent hill 2

 

[KsonApologist]

Yeah rushia also said she is single while selling engagement rings to her fans.
Froot said she didn't cheat on her husbands with 6 guys and will be donating to charity.
Elon Musk also said RoboTaxi is ready next month and the Roadster will be on the road any day now.
Kuro moved to one of the worst cities on earth (literally #1 on pollution charts) because he fell in love with the city and the Indonesian culture.

RRAT me but I believe they are married. Michi had 6 months where she disappeared off the internet between her graduation and VShojo debut. Plenty of time to get married and moving houses.

> out of JP corpo shipping is not common.

I was going to rant the shit out of this claim but Michi actually acknowledged shipping is common at the end of the video so I will chart it as "nonstructured rambling" and thus I deleted my 3 paragraph long rant against her. It's just the clipper trying to clickbait.

At least if they are married their relationship isnt draggin down Vshojo so i dont give a fuck

 

[Svarog]

Bam playing Castlevania:SotN


Lollime playing Resident Evil


Chiwa playing Elin


Tomoe will be playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder in a hour

 

[Thomas Talus]

My dad used to say in life, you need to be really good friends with a priest, a doctor, your barber and an accountant. I guess I see his point and you could replace priest with "lawyer".

A lot of people could have saved themselves a lot of grief by talking to a lawyer for not a lot of time.

Also I think that a plumber would be a higher priority than a barber.

 

[IMissTheOldInternet]

Mozumi Pichi is S.T.A.L.K.I.N.G. in half an hour:

I will now watch your pissdrinker.

 

[shipmate_F]

First of all, this:

I tried to find some more clips of her talking about it but she really is all over the place with this:
"I'm very meh about sex, like it's not bad, but it's not *whoa* [...] I'm neutral about it" "I can live without it"
"If anything, watching makes me go *whoa whoa*, that's the only time [...] the only time I would feel really exited is just by watching"


"sex doesn't sound very good [...] maybe if you have a weiner, then it sounds fine but as a woman, I don't know man [...] I think I may just be asexual but maybe I'm not."
"I am unable to feel horny anymore [...] the last time I jerked it is nine months ago"

(timestamped 1:30)

"as the days go by, I'm starting to think I might be asexual"
"if I have to be honest chat, if I think about sex, I feel more fear and uncomfort than anything else"

(timestamped 6:05)

Or maybe Kuro is bad at it.

 

[Abomination]

On today's edition of "twitch hates vtubers"

Just gotta' get a little creative with the tags. For example:

Just look at all the ways she tags herself as retarded while being safe for Twitch.


Speaking of which, she's streaming right now:

Can't watch at the moment myself, unfortunately.

 

[the red road]

I'm glad to see that even in the most turbulent of times, some things remain unchanging, a true pillar of societal stability. The fact that BVTM still has exactly three jokes is a sign that everything is right with the world.

The stream segment was kino though.

The greatest thing about that is out of all the hololive playthroughs I watched Gigi was the only one who said that line everyone else was too afraid

 

[JellyKusa]

Some people here might remember the HoloEN advent calendar from the previous 2 years

Hololive English Christmas Advent Calendar 2023 | #holoENCalendar

Join Kiara-Claus and Hololive EN talents in the countdown with a new daily video at GMT+0 from Dec 1!

holoen-advent.com

Well, seems like this year it will look a bit difficult for it


The first time it happend it was Kiaras own idea and project
But the 2nd Year Management took over most of the organisation and were paying for the website and assets and so on because Management liked Kiaras project
But for some reason I can't really understand, Management pulled the plug and won't support the Advent calendar this year

Kiara is still free to do it, but it will her on her cost and probably most of the organisation will be on her as well, and this year Kiara doesnt feel like running after people all the time to get them to participate and deliver (read: Gura and Ame)

She will probably still do it this year, but is already saying that she probably can't feature every HoloEN member
Because to her it already feels like a HoloEN Christmas tradition (she will drop doing the HoloEN Sockpuppets tho)

 

[Nenélove]

isn't the budokan a huge deal? i think she's performed there before but still being invited back?

It's basically the end-all-be-all of stages in Japan, every aspiring idol wants to perform there someday. Not because it's particularly large or amazing but simply because of what it means culturally and how much prestige that stage has. Suisei performing there is a symbol of her talent and popularity that little else can match.

I hope everyone's Oshi can perform at the esteemed Budokai Tenkaichi someday, it seems to be alot of people's dreams

If everyone performed then it wouldn't be nearly as special lol, it's considered special because so few people can get there.

Unironically whale is pretty good. I don't really recommend eating the standard red meat raw since it tastes more or less like watery beef with tuna undertones but the rest of the animal is fair game.

ETA: No I have not tried whale sperm yet.

Can we maybe NOT eat endangered animals? Do seafags not have beef and chicken to eat? I swear if we nuked asia off of the map every endangered species would instantly rebound, between eating weird shit and using rhino horn to boost tiny asian cock, the fuckers are determined to destroy nature at all costs.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Also, here's a translation I found on /vt/ of Suisei's message on the website:
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Absolute Suinema

Suisei is real anime protagonist.

Kuro just said this about his tax problems in his stream:
- He has been paying £13,000 in back taxes every month for over a year
- Recently got a notification that he only has to pay around £16,000 more until all of his back tax is paid off
- He'll be finished with the tax issues before the end of the year
- The accountant agency that fucked up his taxes charged £13,000 instead of the agreed £2,000 for their services
- He showed his twitch earnings for the last month (which he says was a good month)
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- He wasn't able to cover the back taxes with his earnings basically ever, so they have been cutting into his savings (his UK bank account ran out of money 2 months ago) and his mental health
- Wants to move with the added earnings he'll get when he's finished paying taxes since he has split office/living accommodations right now since it's apparently cheaper

First of all: Holy fuck, he must have made bank in Niji, even with the small cuts. Doing the numbers and assuming he paid absolutely no tax at all (which I don't think is the case, he just paid less than needed), he still comes out at around half a mil.
Second: Holy fuck, he still makes bank, even as a pretty small streamer in comparison with only around 1200CCV.

Holy fuck. Pretty sure that accounting agency did a crime or two here.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

If everyone performed then it wouldn't be nearly as special lol, it's considered special because so few people can get there.

im surprised people took my message seriously when i said Budokai Tenkaichi intead of budokan



I thought this place had more spics in it

 

[Nenélove]

im surprised people took my message seriously when i said Budokai Tenkaichi intead of budokan

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I thought this place had more spics in it

I never watched DB tbh, I was more of a western cartoons and science documentaries kid. The only anime I watched as a kid was pokemon/Ghibli movies and that barely counts

 

[Smelliest007]

Unironically whale is pretty good. I don't really recommend eating the standard red meat raw since it tastes more or less like watery beef with tuna undertones but the rest of the animal is fair game.

ETA: No I have not tried whale sperm yet.

I prefer horse if I'm gonna eat exotic animal sashimi in Japan.

 

[frz]

I haven't seen a Michi stream since she left the plantation, has her horny diminished or curbed at all? Because regular pipe cleaning could explain it mellowing out.

Yeah, I know its increasing difficult to think Kuro is straight, but I wanna believe.

Actually this beg my question.
Is it really not "straight" if Kuro is getting pegged in the ass by Michi
As far as I know of, heterosexual means being attracted to a person of the opposite genders.
A sexual act between two consenting adults of opposite genders should be considered stragith no?
Even if it's Michi who is doing the penetration, as long as Kuro doesn't commit the same act with another male. Kuro is straight, no?

Or maybe Kuro is bad at it.

Kuro is on the receiving end....
I said it before, Michi literally said "Anal sex seems painful". Her partner was likely screaming and crying while being penetrated

Why are you pondering so intensly the question on if Kuro is being pegged by Mika or not

I didn't, i'm saying it's an established fact that he is being pegged
What I am wondering is whether being pegged make him more gay or more straight.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Actually this beg my question.
Is it really not "straight" if Kuro is getting pegged in the ass by Michi
As far as I know of, heterosexual means being attracted to a person of the opposite genders.
A sexual act between two consenting adults of opposite genders should be considered stragith no?
Even if it's Michi who is doing the penetration, as long as Kuro doesn't commit the same act with another male. Kuro is straight, no?

Kuro is on the receiving end....
I said it before, Michi literally said "Anal sex seems painful". Her partner was likely screaming and crying while being penetrated

Why are you pondering too hard on if Kuro is being pegged by Mika or not

 

[BioBreak]

What unique skills does this Milky offer.

Being a bonafide weeb, having idolbrainrot and having a great singing voice - seems like the easiest lay-up as far as the Cover recruiters are concerned unless they're limiting those to one-per-gen these days (Mumei for Council (before IRyS got folded with them), Nerissa for Advent, ERB for Justice) so as not to give the rest of the gen a complex about their singing more than they probably already have being accepted as part of the EN branch that's starting to get packed with great singers. That's why I was asking whether Milky's chained to a contract with her current idol group as she seems to still be sharing a Youtube channel with them despite also having a solo Twitch channel.