General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Zyklon Mag]

PhaseYamanbas outside of the Pippa thread who bought the streaming ticket, CHECK YOUR EMAIL

 

[JusticeDog]

Why check email when you just gave away the link

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

More explanation for why no sad bois can join Phase

Hagmaxxxxxing

Pippa having another menhera episode

Ecchi connect

 

[JellyKusa]

I guess Kronii's manager also manages Ina, which means she manages at least Kronii, Ina and Mumei as of now. She could also be considered one of the best HoloEN managers since she somehow managed to make sure Ina didn't kill someone in a blind rage during her Visa issues, and how she also handled a lot of the issues Kronii had with her previous manager, I think Mumei may have mentioned having an improvement with her manager but I don't remember if she mentioned anything specific outside of having 2 managers.

so
KroMa = Kumomane

These girls should stop giving different names to the same people, that makes manager tracking difficult

 

[Limkin]

More explanation for why no sad bois can join Phase

I still remember when all the troons were celebrating that PC put "any gender can apply" to their audition, despite the fact that they are legally obligated to do so as a canadian company. The law itself is a pure retardation, you have to let them apply but you don't have to hire them, so what exactly is the point aside from wasting each other time

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Why check email when you just gave away the link

...didn't notice it was a google drive link. I thought it was a spwn link. Dunno if posting it uncensored in the open would get Prostate in trouble, so censored for safety.

Let's check in on the Holostar guys:
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Okay, I'll bite.
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It's impressive how you can write something without any explicit words in it while sounding this big of a fag.

Hakka might sound like a fag but he is my communal boywife I hope Donny doesn't deport him if he ever comes to the US

 

[dumdum did nothing wrong]

Spoiler: Answer

I can't believe she ate bao's heart.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Spoiler: Answer

Unironically whale is pretty good. I don't really recommend eating the standard red meat raw since it tastes more or less like watery beef with tuna undertones but the rest of the animal is fair game.

ETA: No I have not tried whale sperm yet.

 

[httn]

...didn't notice it was a google drive link. I thought it was a spwn link. Dunno if posting it uncensored in the open would get Prostate in trouble, so censored for safety.

Google drive links set to public seems to be a new recurring theme for Phase connect.

Thanks SPWN/Fishman for the free voice pack!

 

[Gintoki]

The train uniforms are cute. I especially like the little detail of Mumei's feathers being pushed back by her hat.

Also, here's a translation I found on /vt/ of Suisei's message on the website:

2018 March 22nd I started my career on my 18th birthday. The goal that I declared on the video for my first upload was "The last thing I'll do is have a live concert at Budonkan!" For an indie vtuber with no backing to declare this was like telling a dream-like fairy tale. I myself also thought, "If you're going to dream, then dream big!" and was talking big, but I also thought that this was an unrealistic dream.

But that dream, apparently, is going to come true.

Because all of you supported me, because Hololive picked me up, because I didn't give up until now, that fairytale-like dream has become a reality. Now, I don't think this is, "The last thing I do" anymore. This is not the final goal, but is a milestone, and I will still continue to challenge myself! Everyone, please watch over my revolutionary live concert born from a new star (nova)!

-Hoshimachi Suisei

Absolute Suinema

 

[Svarog]

Onolumi playing Secret of Monkey Island


Super Meche playing Yanya Caballista: City Skater

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Hakka might sound like a fag but he is my communal boywife I hope Donny doesn't deport him if he ever comes to the US

Consider yourself judged.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Consider yourself judged.

All I'm saying is that Hakka is a nice spic birdie and if MS13 tries anything they might have some problems in the future

 

[BioBreak]

Mfw I was about say "Only for Holos" and then I realized this fucking shitty game broke containment and now everyone and their mother has played it.

It's broken containment outside the chuuba sphere and has surprisingly been praised and well-reviewed by folks outside the hobby who have played it.

As far as Suisei songs go, it's not really my cup of tea, although who knows - it may grow on me overtime. The MV is 10/10 though.

so
KroMa = Kumomane

These girls should stop giving different names to the same people, that makes manager tracking difficult

ENma and J-Chad were the last EN managers I was even aware of. I haven't really kept track of who ended up with who when they all got re-shuffled/re-assigned/booted.

 

[Euthyphro]

Reina (forma de gata) is live with Milky Queen right now:


This is the first ep of Reina's VSinger zatsu series:

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Is MilkyQueen chained to a contract with that idol group she shares a channel with in YouTube? I've long-expected the bitch to be with Holo now due to her connection with Callie/Karen.

Yeah, she's still with Mai Princess, but she got her own channel some time back. She seems content to just do her own thing. I think the time for her to get nepo'd into Holo has long since passed, but you never know.

 

[BioBreak]

Reina (forma de gata) is live with Milky Queen right now:

This is the first ep of Reina's VSinger zatsu series:

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Is MilkyQueen chained to a contract with that idol group she shares a channel with in YouTube? I've long-expected the bitch to be with Holo now due to her connection with Callie/Karen.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Kuro just said this about his tax problems in his stream:
- He has been paying £13,000 in back taxes every month for over a year
- Recently got a notification that he only has to pay around £16,000 more until all of his back tax is paid off
- He'll be finished with the tax issues before the end of the year
- The accountant agency that fucked up his taxes charged £13,000 instead of the agreed £2,000 for their services
- He showed his twitch earnings for the last month (which he says was a good month)

- He wasn't able to cover the back taxes with his earnings basically ever, so they have been cutting into his savings (his UK bank account ran out of money 2 months ago) and his mental health
- Wants to move with the added earnings he'll get when he's finished paying taxes since he has split office/living accommodations right now since it's apparently cheaper

First of all: Holy fuck, he must have made bank in Niji, even with the small cuts. Doing the numbers and assuming he paid absolutely no tax at all (which I don't think is the case, he just paid less than needed), he still comes out at around half a mil.
Second: Holy fuck, he still makes bank, even as a pretty small streamer in comparison with only around 1200CCV.

 

[Void Scribas]

It's not up to the streamers to make it happen and they can't collab if Claudia doesn't stream. They very likely DMed saying "Hit me up if you want to find a date and time for our collab" and that hasn't happened yet. As far as I know, every "winner" that bought a collab at the 2023 auction got what they paid for.

Wait. So the collab hasnt happened yet??? After all this time??? Did she just wasted 68k dollars?? Lol what was the point? She could at least do the collab and see if that kickstart her carrer or not.

 

[the red road]

This was the funniest part of their stream last night

 

[agility_]

If Suisei @ the Budokan happened, then Watame cannot be far off. I know it was a tremendous deal for her, like "tears on her cheeks" emotional deal.

Kuro just said this about his tax problems in his stream:
- He has been paying £13,000 in back taxes every month for over a year
- Recently got a notification that he only has to pay around £16,000 more until all of his back tax is paid off
- He'll be finished with the tax issues before the end of the year
- The accountant agency that fucked up his taxes charged £13,000 instead of the agreed £2,000 for their services
- He showed his twitch earnings for the last month (which he says was a good month)
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Holy fuck.
My dad used to say in life, you need to be really good friends with a priest, a doctor, your barber and an accountant. I guess I see his point and you could replace priest with "lawyer".