General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[The Proctor]

Bae: You're not going to report me to the police for domestic abuse, are you?
Mumei: Of course not. I like to watch.

I'm starting to think that Hololive's secret to success and group harmony has been nothing to do with careful HR practices or extensive talent pre-screenings, but instead just picking women who are more likely to work out their competitive energies by punching each other in real life, as opposed to expressing those same impulses via acts of professional sabotage and catfighting.

 

[Just pretending]

women who are more likely to work out their competitive energies by punching each other

So, lesbians?

 

[JellyKusa]

So, lesbians?

I wish Kiara would punch me with her twig arms

 

[Seth]

I wish Kiara would punch me with her twig arms

Nerissa..?

 

[DanishCookies]

 

[RestlessRain]

An update from everyone's favourite knitted plushie maker:

 

[Willemshaven]

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EDIT: [Archive]

Yagoo remembers Bae for having him taste Vegemite.


Anya keeps playing the trumpet in Grunn.


While Suisei considers if she will do a membership stream before the end of the year, she recalls a past drama during Christmas.

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

All but confirmed by the Shrine Maiden herself. Can't wait for the inevitable seething by the usual suspects.

She can just hit the Twittards with the good ol'

 

[Shuba]

Subaru likes to look at dogs when it gets cold:

So the dogs went to say hi to her:

And some cute fanart happened cause of it:

 

[El Rrata]

as opposed to expressing those same impulses via acts of professional sabotage and catfighting.

I forget which talent said it, but they, unironically, actually do look for people who do not get jealous easily during the audition process.

just slipped through the cracks... or is the one who inspired the rule.

 

[RestlessRain]

Looks like Jelly loves her plushie.

 

[agility_]

But Ember is not filipina???? Or she is??

Viet-american last I checked.

Is it this one? This is the one that crossed inside of my mind when you said that. View attachment 84165

Chinese Man Jian Feng Sued His Ex-Wife Over Ugly Children, According to the Internet

We all know that laws can vary widely from country to country. In Rome, it's illegal to eat or drink near landmarks. In Thailand, stepping on currency is against the law. And in China? Well, apparently it can be a crime to give birth to ugly…

www.bustle.com

I know this is snopes, but really it's been several years and this shitpost still hasn't died. I just abhor false information being passed off for yuks.

An account published in the Heilongjiang Morning Post back in that year maintained that Feng's wife had undergone extensive cosmetic surgery prior to meeting him to disguise her less-than-desirable looks but had not disclosed that fact to him, and her secret was given away when she gave birth to an "ugly baby daughter" and confessed. Feng thereupon successfully sued his wife both for divorce and monetary damages over her "deceit":

A Chinese man has divorced and sued his wife for £55,000 after discovering she'd had plastic surgery before they met.
Jian Feng, 38, was said to have been "horrified" when she gave birth to an ugly baby daughter. He suspected her of having an affair.
His wife then confessed to having plastic surgery costing £70,000 in South Korea before they met and showed him a picture of how she used to look.
He filed for divorce two years after marrying her following a whirlwind romance.
The Heilongjiang Morning Post said Jian successfully sued for deceit.

This item really picked up steam in 2012 when someone finally attached a picture to the story, and it has now been circulating on the Internet for over a decade, periodically resurfacing when some news outlet unaware of its background picks it up and runs it as a current and true news story. More recent outbreaks of this tale typically reference "children" rather than a single daughter and are accompanied by the purported photograph of the family in question, comprising three children:

Indeed, this image is completely unrelated to the infamous news story about a man suing his wife over ugly children and actually originated with a 2012 advertisement for a Taiwanese plastic surgery center featuring Taiwanese model Heidi Yeh (Ye Wan Cheng). Yeh posed for a "family" shot with children whose appearances were later digitally altered in the finished photograph, which was used in an ad for the plastic surgery clinic with a caption reading "The only thing you'll ever have to worry about is how to explain it to the kids"

tl;dr: It was made up by a chink newspaper and 4chan does not have critical thinking skills

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

I wish Kiara would punch me with her twig arms

I guess it's time to come clean. A while back we hired Kiara to hunt you down, sneak up on you, and punch you in the back of the head several times before running away once a week. I guess she's so weak you simply never felt it. Pity...

 

[USS IOWA]

I forget which talent said it, but they, unironically, actually do look for people who do not get jealous easily during the audition process.

just slipped through the cracks... or is the one who inspired the rule.

It was Calli. But I think Rushia got in cause Hololive was still like it's small business days and they d9n't have enough people to vet the talents.

 

[kushami tasukaru]

Korone trying to clear Donkey Kong Country.


I know this is a VOD without translations but 774inc's Hinata Mashu went to South Korea with Uge And.

She told an embarrassing story in the hotel when she took a dump so big it blocked the toilet. She had to ask the hotel staff for help using the translation software to explain her situation to the receptionist. Story is around 26 minutes in and she had a video recording of her thanking the staff aroud 42 minutes in as proof.
If you don't remember Mashu, here's a rippy clip to help.

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I guess it's time to come clean. A while back we hired Kiara to hunt you down, sneak up on you, and punch you in the back of the head several times before running away once a week. I guess she's so weak you simply never felt it. Pity...

You should hire mamatori to do the job instead.

 

[Negzana]

She can just hit the Twittards with the good ol'

Miko is going to be metoo'd for raping Pekora and verbally assaulting Rushia.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

I just know Axel wanted to call Hakka a wetback or a spic on main but settled with this

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

You should hire mamatori to do the job instead.

"No, Mamatori, we said hit like, punch them! PUNCH! Not "hit" like... hit. Oh god!"
"Ich habe getan, was notwendig war, und die Welt ist jetzt ein besserer Ort."
"Can someone- does anyone speak German? What did she say? What does that mean Mamatori?"
"Pff, soft Americans."