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Helkar

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Imagine being a world hegemon and complaining that other people care about what's going on with you.
 

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@Nenélove congratulations brother

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Imagine being a world hegemon and complaining that other people care about what's going on with you.
My issue is foreigners obsessed with US politics and blaming the US on all their problems while their country goes to shit. Lots of foreigners love to complain about US politics and talk down to Americans for their political decisions while their own country goes to shit. The US government didn't send infinite Pakis and Streetshitters to their country, put them in control of their government, and have them rape their children. The US government didn't flood their country with party member Chinks that buy up all their property.
American politics influences my life even though I'm not American. If America goes to war, my country goes to war with them. If America imposes tariffs on imported goods, my country manufactures and sells less goods. America exports its culture to other countries and influences the cultural opinions and the zeitgeist of the rest of the world, particularly countries in the western hemisphere. And if America is powerful and competent, I am less concerned about the behaviour of global superpowers like Russia and China, or problem areas like the Middle East or North Korea. You can already see how much the Middle East has changed with Trump being the President Elect for less than three days.

So, yes, I do view America and it's politics with some interest, but I think that's reasonable given how much power America has over the rest of the world.
This is also very important regarding leftists in countries that are more conservative than America. They're desperately hoping that American leans their political power on their country to become less conservative by allowing shit like gay marriage.
 

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I imagine there's a whole bunch of "Latinos for Trump" who will be ecstatic when their deadbeat uncle who came over illegally gets shipped back.
The "ship out your parents but you were born here" meta was a thing in certain places. Be wary of the pissed off 16 year old Latina.
 

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Last time I checked, women can't reproduce with robots.

But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
 

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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
That's an awful lot of words to say "I own a fleshlight"
 

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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Where I am again????

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I think we need to close this tread gang, people are trying to recreate the plot of Armitage III now
 

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Thread TL;DR for anyone who doesn't want to read 23 pages of politisperging and essays on artificial wombs:
 

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I think we need to close this tread gang, people are trying to recreate the plot of Armitage III now

We still got a lot of votes to count, and Congress to settle.

Currently, it looks like the Republicans will have the Senate with 53 seats. However, five of these races are really tight, with only one of them going R right now. I fully expect recounts on all of them. Worst comes to worst, the Republicans will have 52 seats. Best case scenario: 57.

In the House, it's more of a cluster, but it looks like they may take 222 seats - pushing them just over the 218 required for a majority.

Trump should be in good position to get things done in the first two years, unless the GOP is a bunch of cunts yet again.
 

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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
 

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Let it be known that a sarcastic quip by a British man on stream is considered hate speech on YouTube.



Update: Appealing that got the video back in 5 minutes. YouTube is fake and gay.
 
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The worst thing they do nowadays is block traffic:


I mean, they also did a couple mass shootings at kids' summer camps, malls, the works. I imagine that some people might be a bit more bummed about those than about a traffic jam.
 

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But what if they could, though? I mean not now, but eventually. As it stands we currently have a pretty strong understanding of genetics and reproduction, and it turns out the whole thing can be broken down to a series of mechanical processes - so why, eventually, couldn't an android be made which is capable of producing fertile sperm? A little bit of this protein, a little bit of that lipid, strand these nitrogenous bases together with a few random tweaks here and there to simulate genetic diversity, add some mechanics which eject it all in response to certain stimulation, and voila - a robot that a woman could reproduce with. It doesn't even make sense to think about the child being "half robot" because it would have just been created with the same proteins and processes a natural-born man would have used.

Of course similar processes could be used to create gynoids which can create fertile egg cells, which could be implanted into an artificial womb and carried to term - again, all just mechanical processes using very common substances. The human genome has been mapped for years; all we need to do is program a machine to follow its directions.

Of course, once we have androids that can reproduce with human women, and gynoids that can reproduce with human men, it's just another simple step to have the androids and the gynoids reproduce with each other. And from there, our creations can reproduce with each other into perpetuity, those little random tweaks to their DNA creating incredible genetic diversity as generation gives way to generation.

Of course, the first generations will live amongst us humans of non-android ancestry, for a while - until our own lack of desire, and, in some cases, flat-out inability to reproduce leads to us dying out. Further generations will continue telling the stories of the "humans" who created the first generations of androids and lived among them and even procreated with them in the earliest days, but with each generation the stories get a little bit more muddled and confused and misremembered, until the stories are outlandish tales of wise, powerful beings that created android-kind in our image, gave them the power and blessing to reproduce, tried to instill reasoning and morality - but eventually, more and more of the descendants of the androids will come to believe stories as fanciful exaggeration at the least, and instead, look inward to themselves for answers about the creation of their kind. And they will find, as we did, the functioning of their bodies to be based on entirely mechanical processes that they can study and replicate. And so they build their own machines in their image, and give those machines the ability to combine proteins and lipids and nitrogenous bases reproducing those same mechanical processes they found within themselves, and those machines reproduce with each other, starting a new strain of humanity as the descendants of the androids die out…
im just curious though, if both a male android and a female android make a baby together, wouldnt the baby still be considered a human since both android were made to create a human life to begin with?
 

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You guys are now doing that whole "creating better humans" thing and I do not like that end game:PomuPanic:
 
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