I know it's all in good fun, but I'd much rather be with my fat coworker who has an actual brain than with my genuinely attractive coworker who was dropped on her head a few too many times.
I'm not an architect. I prefer slim women. But I prefer women who don't make me want to kill myself from their sheer stupidity even more.
If nothing else, I'm not exactly at my ideal body weight, either. Maybe dieting together works better?