Culinary Catastrophes

[Bug Eater]

@superduper your oshi is a fucking iguana masquerading as a human being

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It's really insulting that this thread isn't in The Dining Hall.

 

[Nenélove]

It's really insulting that this thread isn't in The Dining Hall.

We don't serve fucking centipedes in the asylum cafeteria, you only get fried meds, poached meds, broiled meds, toast meds, caramel-coated meds, parboiled meds, sautéed meds, meds in sauce, stuffed meds, medball subs and meds & cheese.

 

[Realticule]

We don't serve fucking centipedes in the asylum cafeteria, you only get fried meds, poached meds, broiled meds, toast meds, caramel-coated meds, parboiled meds, sautéed meds, meds in sauce, stuffed meds, medball subs and meds & cheese.

Meat meds?

 

[Nenélove]

Meat meds?

No meat for you, you fucking gremlin.

 

[Realticule]

No meat for you, you fucking gremlin.

 

[Nenélove]

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Pipper unleashes her true self

 

[That Guy Over There]

We don't serve fucking centipedes in the asylum cafeteria, you only get fried meds, poached meds, broiled meds, toast meds, caramel-coated meds, parboiled meds, sautéed meds, meds in sauce, stuffed meds, medball subs and meds & cheese.

what about spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam spam and spam?

 

[Helkar]

Just got this on my feed so now you have to see it too

 

[Euthyphro]

I think this is the 3rd or 4th time Raki's been posted in this thread:

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She slaughtered that poor bell pepper. Yuuna got triggered of course:


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The end result:

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Spoiler: Pic

Godspeed in her journey learning to cook. I hope she seasoned the ground beef when she cooked it. As for her mother yelling, I wonder who should have taught her to cut bell peppers before she lived on her own Mind you, my knife skills suck myself, but it won't kill anyone as long it gets you a uniform, edible size....

Funny thing is that it's actually her roommate Rose's mom who had to yell at her, since they were supposed to make these together.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

I think this is the 3rd or 4th time Raki's been posted in this thread:

Godspeed in her journey learning to cook. I hope she seasoned the ground beef when she cooked it. As for her mother yelling, I wonder who should have taught her to cut bell peppers before she lived on her own Mind you, my knife skills suck myself, but it won't kill anyone as long it gets you a uniform, edible size....

 

[agility_]

 

[Nenélove]

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Is it wrong that the worst part of this to me is how badly she peeled the orange? Who leaves that much pith on their orange?!

 

[agility_]

I was afraid to ask because my mind can make up the answer, using Kaela's voice:
"The pith is the richest, most delicious part of the orange!"

 

[TKN_Lurker]

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I'm honestly surprised how she can go from horrific fruit combinations with rice to a decent looking seafood meal in the blink of an eye.

 

[agility_]

For all we know, that sauce could be made up of grapefruit and coffee husks.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

decent looking seafood meal

I don't really eat sea-bugs so someone will have to tell me - is it normal to sauce the shell of the sea-bug? The part you're not supposed to eat? Seems pointless.

 

[Nenélove]

I don't really eat sea-bugs so someone will have to tell me - is it normal to sauce the shell of the sea-bug? The part you're not supposed to eat? Seems pointless.

"Sea bug" are you fucking Jewish or something? Yeah it's normal, whole-shell prawns simmered in spicy sauce over fettuccine is one of the best things ever. Idk so much about crab but with shrimp and prawns you're expected to suck on the shell with the meat for the best experience.

 

[Negzana]

I'm honestly surprised how she can go from horrific fruit combinations with rice to a decent looking seafood meal in the blink of an eye.

A sign of autism is a very fucky sense of taste. Also she really doesn't care about eating food for the taste and will eat what she needs as efficiently as possible.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

The end result:

White women and making edible hate crimes, name a better duo

 

[Negzana]

I was afraid to ask because my mind can make up the answer, using Kaela's voice:
"The pith is the richest, most delicious part of the orange!"

She probably would say that. She doesn't like sweet taste, pith is bitter. I like both.