Anyone born in 1990 and on should be banned from the internet. Its obvious that they couldn't handle it. The information super highway
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That's most users, grandpa. Can't believe you want me dead, after so many times I helped you boomers open Internet Explorer and how to make an ICQ/MSN account... I see how it is.
In order to keep the dream alive some sacrifices must be made. Now Latinx get ready to be deported. FROM EARTH
Excuse me, it's 1991. Specifically, those born after the release of Nevermind simply don't exist.
For powerlevel reasons, I can only say that's really funny.
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I used to not take those claims seriously until I saw the schedule and realized that it explains a lot about how rampantly stupid people just several years younger than me are when they got 40X more shots than I ever got in my life and starting at a way earlier age. Something is not healthy about stressing young kids bodies that much, hell I don't even get certain ones for my pets anymore after more than one of them got the same adverse reaction.
Yeah already done with that shit when they tried to go all papers please over something barely riskier than a regular cold with a 99.96% survival rate.
The future is now, old man.
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Wait wha? Who are we bullying today? I want in on the curbstomping!
Also reeks of seamonkey, that fucking spelling lol.
Already doing my reps, seems cringe but not particularly interesting.
Also reeks of seamonkey, that fucking spelling lol.
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Easy to track username hall of shame when? 
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The nolan thread already exists.Easy to track username hall of shame when?
Newfag being cringe and obnoxious, last page.
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Bro really be like
also says that while spelling things like a lobotomized chimp.
"Le anonmynous" bro you keep a fucking online journal detailing a bunch of personal info which even a bunch of autists like us could access, wtf does "anonymous" even mean to you?
It means he wears a Guy Fawkes mask in public.
"Le anonmynous" bro you keep a fucking online journal detailing a bunch of personal info which even a bunch of autists like us could access, wtf does "anonymous" even mean to you?
Isn't that supposed to be one of the signs of socio/psychopathy?
I don't want to clog any of the on-topic threads with this so I'm just gonna post here:
If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.
Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.
DM me Fishman.
If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.
Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.
DM me Fishman.
From: https://phase-connect.com/work-with-us/ it looks like official editing positions are closed currentlyI don't want to clog any of the on-topic threads with this so I'm just gonna post here:
If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.
Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.
DM me Fishman.
, maybe create clips to submit to phase weekly or share under talent tags on X/twitter, let them see what they'd get (seriously, I think sharing edited clips on the twitter tags would be a quick way to get noticed directly by talents/management if your quality is good/consistent). Just make sure you have DM/contact information available for business/commissions, nice and visible in case you actually want follow-up.
Clip for your oshi or make high-effort edits as proof of concept of what you can do before asking for spots. That way you'll have people going to you instead.I don't want to clog any of the on-topic threads with this so I'm just gonna post here:
If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.
Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.
DM me Fishman.
In my case I moved from Premiere to DVR after college because a freelancer can't afford Adobe subscriptions. To force myself to learn the ins and outs of Fusion I decided to do some shitpost clips and they got decent views, around 1k each per month. It helps that I'm close to my oshi and she spread word around as well, but without the footage and jokes properly built I'd never get spots. After that, both related and unrelated parties called me in and the rest is history.
Pro tip 1: undercut your first 5 jobs just to have a portfolio. You can base yourself around VGEN prices and undercut up to 40%.
Pro tip 2: Do not "take challenges" with other people's money. Either you can do it or you can't. That is for well established creators who are jaded and seek adventure. Burning bridges at the start is much worse than burning bridges from the top.
Pro tip 3: Have a public persona. Draw or comm a drawing for a PNG tuber or simply your OC. That will help people reconize you besides your editing style and ease convos when someone needs to mention you.
The saddest part about that first line is anyone saying it unironically like that clearly has never been the smartest person in a room and is projecting their desire that it be true. The actual experience is very different, which is probably why fiction writers always screw it up. Everyone knows 60 seconds after you start talking and half of the group will want you to think for them, which is why "keeping your mouth shut" is a primary aspect to being the smartest person in a random group.
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