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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Anyone born in 1990 and on should be banned from the internet. Its obvious that they couldn't handle it. The information super highway
 

shipmate

menhera addicted sister
Pipproject Producer
Joined:  Jun 21, 2023
Anyone born in 1990 and on should be banned from the internet. Its obvious that they couldn't handle it. The information super highway
That's most users, grandpa. Can't believe you want me dead, after so many times I helped you boomers open Internet Explorer and how to make an ICQ/MSN account... I see how it is.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
That's most users, grandpa. Can't believe you want me dead, after so many times I helped you boomers open Internet Explorer and how to make an ICQ/MSN account... I see how it is.

In order to keep the dream alive some sacrifices must be made. Now Latinx get ready to be deported. FROM EARTH
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
Anyone born in 1990 and on should be banned from the internet. Its obvious that they couldn't handle it. The information super highway

Excuse me, it's 1991. Specifically, those born after the release of Nevermind simply don't exist.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

Burn local
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Excuse me, it's 1991. Specifically, those born after the release of Nevermind simply don't exist.
For powerlevel reasons, I can only say that's really funny. :gigilaugh:
 

Kazuma

I do be doobing
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
That's most users, grandpa. Can't believe you want me dead, after so many times I helped you boomers open Internet Explorer and how to make an ICQ/MSN account... I see how it is.
The future is now, old man.
 

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Wait wha? Who are we bullying today? I want in on the curbstomping!
Newfag being cringe and obnoxious, last page.
Already doing my reps, seems cringe but not particularly interesting.
Also reeks of seamonkey, that fucking spelling lol.
 
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Easy to track username hall of shame when? :smugpipi:
 

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

shipmate

menhera addicted sister
Pipproject Producer
Joined:  Jun 21, 2023

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
That manifesto gave me the heebie jeebies, it reads almost like Dylan Klebold wrote it.
 

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
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Bro really be like
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also says that while spelling things like a lobotomized chimp.

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"Le anonmynous" bro you keep a fucking online journal detailing a bunch of personal info which even a bunch of autists like us could access, wtf does "anonymous" even mean to you?
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
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"Le anonmynous" bro you keep a fucking online journal detailing a bunch of personal info which even a bunch of autists like us could access, wtf does "anonymous" even mean to you?
It means he wears a Guy Fawkes mask in public.
 

Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

Burn local
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
I don't want to clog any of the on-topic threads with this so I'm just gonna post here:

If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.

Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.

DM me Fishman. :shiinasadbee:
 

PassiveUnaggressive

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
I don't want to clog any of the on-topic threads with this so I'm just gonna post here:

If I may be a shameless bottom feeder for five seconds,
I'm being a fucking donkey and teaching myself how to edit clips. My internet presence is 99.9% clean, and I do not use either of my KiwiFarms or Asylum usernames on my channels. I also won't ingratiate myself with streamers and then try to cancel their friends.

Yes, I'm phasebegging myself for a job. No, I won't thirstpost the girls on main. I actually put an effort into trying to appear professional.

DM me Fishman. :shiinasadbee:
From: https://phase-connect.com/work-with-us/ it looks like official editing positions are closed currently :botanshrug:, maybe create clips to submit to phase weekly or share under talent tags on X/twitter, let them see what they'd get (seriously, I think sharing edited clips on the twitter tags would be a quick way to get noticed directly by talents/management if your quality is good/consistent). Just make sure you have DM/contact information available for business/commissions, nice and visible in case you actually want follow-up.
 
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