Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

[I Wanna Die]

Fixed it

 

[Thomas Talus]

I think El Salvador and/or Costa Rica do medical/dental tourism as well.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

If I were to rank latino countries in terms of how shitty they are:

1. Haiti, fucking failed state full of niggas with no government atm
2. Venezuela, literally lawless socialist hellhole
3. Cuba, like Vnz but their economy isn't as shit
4. Honduras, crime-ridden and irrelevant
5. Guatemala, Honduras #2 and knuckles
6. Paraguay, fucking irrelevant nobody remembers them
7. Bolivia, full of shitskins and endlessly malding about their coastline
8. Ecuador, boring and irrelevant
9. Nicaragua, endlessly malding about everything also butts into other countries' business
10. Brazil, corrupt hellhole full of shitskins but size and culture brings it up somewhat
11. Panama, corrupt hellhole with money
12. Dominican republic, corrupt hellhole with nice beaches
13. Colombia, failed great nation now just as much of a hellhole as everyone else
14. Mexico, could be great if they fixed their shit
15. El salvador, Bukele actually cookin'
16. Peru, llamas and sheit
17. Argentina, too busy doing bullshit to fix their shit
18. Uruguay, argentina but less gay and retarded
19. Costa rica, nice and pretty but not very developed
20. Chile, could be 1st world country if they got their shit together

- Puerto rico: not a country go fuck yourselves

As you can see, it's a spectrum of trash, from very trash to trash you could feasibly consider rummaging through.

*Loudly praying that Hakka is in one of the less shittier taco lands*

 

[NeneLOVE]

*Loudly praying that Hakka is in one of the less shittier taco lands*

He's a chamo from number 2 but lives in freedomland.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

He's a chamo from number 2 but lives in freedomland.

Wait, Hakka actually married Bettel for the green card?

 

[NeneLOVE]

Wait, Hakka actually married Bettel for the green card?

Oh YOU MEANT HAKKA HAKKA NOT @100% not Hakka ahhhhh!
I think the real hakka is from and lives in mexico or some crap like that.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

Oh YOU MEANT HAKKA HAKKA NOT @100% not Hakka ahhhhh!
I think the real hakka is from and lives in mexico or some crap like that.

Dammit! Here I was thinking he had some good news in a stream I missed... But hey at least ONE spic is outside of cartel range

 

[naganon]

LIES! HOLLYWOOD TOLD ME ALL OF MEXICO (everything south of the US border) IS COVERED IN A YELLOW TINT AND THEIR ECONOMY CONSISTS OF DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION!

I don't believe anyone saying it's not.

 

[ChangqingEnjoyer]

I thought this is the @naganon and @randomtranny make sweet, sweet love thread. I guess I was wrong.

Just because you are jealous Nigel, doesn't mean you can't make sweet love to Nene.

 

[Negronald Trump]

Just because you are jealous Nigel, doesn't mean you can't make sweet love to Nene.

Nah fam, I ain't fucking no Latinx. I dun wanna get Mexican AIDS.

 

[NeneLOVE]

Just because you are jealous Nigel, doesn't mean you can't make sweet love to Nene.

Nobody even fucking mentioned me, Mr. Optimus Prime, I think this is a you problem more than anything.

Nah fam, I ain't fucking no Latinx. I dun wanna get Mexican AIDS.

Due to several court settlements, I will not deny the possibility of being a known carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.

 

[Hff201]

Due to several court settlements, I will not deny the possibility of being a known carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.

>Nene will spread this to all the other husbands

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Due to several court settlements, I will not deny the possibility of being a known carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.

the y chromosome isnt an std you dead beat child support dodger.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Oh YOU MEANT HAKKA HAKKA NOT @100% not Hakka ahhhhh!
I think the real hakka is from and lives in mexico or some crap like that.

I thought the real Hakka was from and lives in Honduras.

 

[PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR]

Due to several court settlements, I will not deny the possibility of being a known carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.

Lawyer will always find more ways to whore himself out

 

[NeneLOVE]

I thought the real Hakka was from and lives in Honduras.

Hondurans are basically mexicans, jungle mexicans.

 

[agility_]

You fellas tout being a "first world country" like those places don't feature 1) a cronically out of touch disneyfied youth, hell-bent on policing social and moral crusades to fit their personal flavor of righteous 2) terminal cronism in the financial service sector ensuring that "democracy" is a lip-service in between the big fat corpo lobbyists in congress 3) an encroaching migrant situation that is skyrocketting real estate value to the point where for the first time, newer cohorts are truly fucked and will have to make do in their mother's basements 4) runaway individualism where not only is it cool to fuck each other bankrupt, it is admired and highlited.
Don't get me started on who's the actual End Consumer (and thus business enabler) for the cool drug cartel industry and its useless makeshift police circus that addresses 0 of the root cause of the problem and drains from the taxpayer's funds, the same as homeland security's carnival show at the airport gate, because le evil terrism' is gunna totally crash a jet freighter into Bubba & Cletus' town walmart in Craphole, Ohio.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

le evil terrism' is gunna totally crash a jet freighter into Bubba & Cletus' town walmart in Craphole, Ohio

That would be an improvement to Ohio.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

If I were to rank latino countries in terms of how shitty they are:

1. Haiti

>no mestizos because the Spanish killed all the natives before they could even fuck them
>speak (bastardised) French
How the fuck is that latino?

 

[shipmate]

If I were to rank latino countries in terms of how shitty they are:

1. Haiti, fucking failed state full of niggas with no government atm
2. Venezuela, literally lawless socialist hellhole
3. Cuba, like Vnz but their economy isn't as shit
4. Honduras, crime-ridden and irrelevant
5. Guatemala, Honduras #2 and knuckles
6. Paraguay, fucking irrelevant nobody remembers them
7. Bolivia, full of shitskins and endlessly malding about their coastline
8. Ecuador, boring and irrelevant
9. Nicaragua, endlessly malding about everything also butts into other countries' business
10. Brazil, corrupt hellhole full of shitskins but size and culture brings it up somewhat
11. Panama, corrupt hellhole with money
12. Dominican republic, corrupt hellhole with nice beaches
13. Colombia, failed great nation now just as much of a hellhole as everyone else
14. Mexico, could be great if they fixed their shit
15. El salvador, Bukele actually cookin'
16. Peru, llamas and sheit
17. Argentina, too busy doing bullshit to fix their shit
18. Uruguay, argentina but less gay and retarded
19. Costa rica, nice and pretty but not very developed
20. Chile, could be 1st world country if they got their shit together

- Puerto rico: not a country go fuck yourselves

As you can see, it's a spectrum of trash, from very trash to trash you could feasibly consider rummaging through.

You're out of your fucking mind. Argentina is on the way to become Venezuela 2.0, Mexico is one of the most indoctrinated countries by Uncle Sam and Chile is literally WHOn but I guess it's peaceful and stable in comparison to neighbor nations.
By Cassel's PPP (purchasing power parity) metric Brazil is way ahead of all other LATAM countries, at least 3 times ahead of Argentina, and we know how it's going down there. If you're a gringo and want a fiscal paradise, go to Panama or Domi. If you want proper infrastructure, go to Brazil, but go to the southern regions, they're whiter, thus safer, altough if you have money anywhere is safe there because you can bribe anyone.