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BlueSharkTV

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I don't know why, but YouTube in their retarded wisdom decided it was a bright idea to have 3 notifications, 1 30 minutes before the stream starts, 2 when the stream starts and 3 some time after the stream ended, who the fuck needs to know when a fucking livestream ends :annoyedpippa:
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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TALES FROM THE ASYLUM!
Issue #48
"THE DISSAPEARANCES OF KITBASH WARD!"

'So they found 'im like that?'

'Yeah clothes and all, dredged the bastard right out of the sewer like a heap of rags. The boys in section D were crowing all morning about it'
'Rumor goes they're tryna keep it under wraps, those damn floor scrubbers, going in and out of the old ward. Nobody's got any idea what's going on in there'

'What do you think it is? I hear' they saw some pack of weirdos going into the pipes... 'wooger and Todd did.'

'That pair of crackpots? Good for little else than seeing shit that isn't there they are...
But it's true some bastard's been skulking around the water grate, couple of the cleaners saw a guy in robes heading deeper in last month. They didn't bother giving chase though, must've figured the rats and the spores would get him. Curious thing is... our friend the human clog seemed to be part of the same fashion club...'

TO BE CONTINUED!​
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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DISSAPEARANCES
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agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
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I don't know why, but YouTube in their retarded wisdom decided it was a bright idea to have 3 notifications, 1 30 minutes before the stream starts, 2 when the stream starts and 3 some time after the stream ended, who the fuck needs to know when a fucking livestream ends :annoyedpippa:
I typically get notifications 90 to 80 minutes after the stream has started. At least yours somewhat works.
 

El Rrata

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I don't know why, but YouTube in their retarded wisdom decided it was a bright idea to have 3 notifications, 1 30 minutes before the stream starts, 2 when the stream starts and 3 some time after the stream ended, who the fuck needs to know when a fucking livestream ends :annoyedpippa:
I thought that was my revanced being buggy. Good to know it actually was Youtube being shit.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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I just did a search for "thevirtualasylum" and this was a top 15 result
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
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Screw you Mexican't, I'll do it in reverse

Kuroa-chan
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Kuroa is a small, 2-view vtuber who has been around for a pretty long time. She's been actively streaming as a vtuber (actually a png tuber) since early 2020, quite a bit before the western boom of vtubing. While she's not really well known, many small circles are aware of a japanese woman who joins Killer Instinct lobbies and kind of crushes people really hard. Even in her early years she was notable for being strong at KI. She's a fighting game autist in general, but also is a big fan of Magic the Gathering and has streamed playing matches of that as well.

She adores fighting games and though I don't understand much of what she says (I'm learning! Slowly!) she really is sincere about her adoration of the genre. It really is nostalgic to me, and makes me remember my old fg group, hanging out all day playing different games and talking about how we would go to tournaments together. That group fell apart over time, but chilling in Kuroa's chat brings me right back, even if I have to work a lot to understand what's being said. She tries any major fighter that comes out and is generally competent and really entertaining.

She's also Gacha sick. She plays that horse racing gacha and sometimes streams it or will roll between rounds and matches, much to the chagrin of her chat. It's always a goofy fun time with her and though I struggle to understand her and though she tilts in Juri matches, I'm really glad the algo hit me with her. Wish I knew of her earlier. I don't think she has any real aspirations to become super huge or anything and just wants to game with her community, but that's fine, I think.

As for her design, it's simple and chuuni. It stands out quite a bit and I'm a fan of it, even if it's kind of plain. There's not much difference between the 3d (MMD?) model and the live 2d (that she actually recently got just before I discovered her) besides the two big ones, but you want to know what my favorite part is? That little opening in the live2d... That's definitely a deliberate decision, huh?

Pipkin Pippa
They call her the People's Vtuber and I kind of get that. She's often called not that smart... stupid, but she's stunningly clever and has tons of creative ideas under those fluffy ears. She's hilarious and more internet savvy than you'd expect, but also very open and upfront, sometimes a little too much, but in a way that feels like there's more than a wacky character on youtube entertaining you.

What really captures me is her heavy amounts of LSE. Little Sister Experience... PL moment but I am a big brother and a lot of her streams remind me of days past helping my little sister play games and chilling on the couch watching movies and cartoons. Some of the only react slop I can stand, funny enough.

Another think I have a lot of appreciation for is how loyal she is to her friends. I know its a bit silly, but I'm constantly seeing people online and irl ready to destroy people they call friends for a drop of clout. Actionable and outspoken loyalty like hers is refreshing and wonderful.

When it comes to her design... it's alright. I'm not the biggest fan of pastels and pinks. I don't hate her design, it's cute, but a little too saccharine for me. She makes it work though, utilizing the gap that comes between her psychotic schizo moments and her down to earth endearingly sweet moments. What's much better though...
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This design just hits in every way her regular outfit doesn't. It strikes a better balance over all and feels insanely distinct, like despite being her second outfit it feels like its her first and thats not just because she lost the files to her first one (she found them). I would never replace og pippa design, but it wouldn't be so bad if this did.

DokiBird/Selen Tatsuki
It took me along time to actually start watching Selen because I didn't pay that much attention to Niji besides Pomu and Elira (and sometimes Rosemi) early on and I really don't like Apex. I feel like every single time I noticed she was live, it was Apex. I know thats not true, but it felt true. So I mostly avoided her until a Pomu collab. Opened my eyes to just how off the walls hilarious and witty she can be. She's never been the brightest bulb in Nijisanji, but she's always been an explosive personality on her own.

Her solo commentary has always been strong but where she really shines is in collabs. She's fantastic at playing off of or along with others and is basically God's Strongest Instigator. I know that they may not be on good terms now to put it lightly, but she made just about every collaboration (except some of the big ones) with Niji EN ten times better with her crazy clever antics and jokes. Especially with Pomu, my beloved. Her time with Team SnakeBite was even able to make Apex tolerable, isn't that crazy? I think she's just an entertainer who can quickly pick up on the strengths of her partners, and play off of it easily. She makes others sound better just working with them.

Under that is an extremely hard worker who can be endearingly sweet. When she became Dokibird, I wondered if she would be ballistically different, but she's just herself but more. Unrestrained and even funnier... and dumber? No really, is Dokibird a bit more head empty than she used to be to you guys? She's still a gem to watch and I'm glad that she didn't change really and won't let the challenges Nijisanji put upon her didn't make her change. I'm still rooting for this girl... just... less apex... I'm begging

Calliope Mori
Ahh, pink woman my beloved. Along with Pikamee and Ironmouse, she got me into watching actual vtuber streams instead f just watching funny Korone and Shuba english clips that someone how hopped up on my recommended. I even would start listening to her music, which was cringe, but bursting with passion and personality. Just like her. No really, Calli's (specifically Calliope Mori, not DDK) early songs were mostly kind of wack even if they were fun, but I think it's fine because it shows just how much improvement she's made in her musical abilities over the years. She's truly come a long way. Still can't dance for shit, though....

Similar to Pippa above, I adore how much support and loyalty she has for her friends, both in and out of Hololive. I talked about it before, but she's almost always hyping people up, she's always in their chats or on twitter telling people just how awesome her new coworkers are. She can come off as distant because of her insane amount of over work (seriously, girl take a chill pill... go on a gaycation to the maldives with Kiara or something) but it's obvious if anyone asks for a collab she's almost immediately down.

Outside of Holo, I admire her loyalty to her early friends like MilkyQueen too, even if it can be a dual edged sword sometimes (not to Milky, just in general, Milky's a real talented sweetheart, Yagoo please.) She's never just abandoned her or anything like that and while I think most people think of her dropping the music of that dude who tried to dog on FWMC on twitter immediately, my favorite example of this is during her own 3d showcase where she steps away from the spotlight and gives a gigantic final hurrah to Boogey Voxx before they split up. The amount of character that takes is massive.

She gets a ton of hate, there's no vtuber place you can really go (besides reddit) that you won't see some Pink Woman Bad, regardless of if it's justified or not (she's done some real dumb bimbo stuff before), but I admire her all the same. Yeah there was definite luck in getting into Holo, but she wouldn't have ever made it to the barrier where that luck would've mattered if it weren't for her immense talent and hard work and she wouldn't still be relevent if she didn't keep growing that all these years.

Pink Woman Good.

Takanashi Kiara
No matter how much I may enjoy many vtubers content more, I think over any other streamer Kiara's probably the one I admire the most. Lots of people like to compare vtubing to the pro wrestling and in that sense, Kiara's real life is the perfect story, for better or for worse. It does sadden me that she has had to go through so much in her life, whether it was to her own mistakes or schizo, demented assholes, but I beam anytime I remember just how much she has risen above all of them. She really a talented superstar and an idol who, despite numerous trials and tribulations for actual YEARS made her dreams come true.

She's also way smarter than people give her credit for. Bottom left was a wack ass meme. I think her smarts come from having to deal with so much bs that she's always considering the future in her plans, but I guess there's also the more negative conclusion that she's so used to things falling apart that she automatically plans for that too. There's unfortunately always this mental darkness coming from such a cheery person, its strange. I also adore her creativity in stream/event ideas and her on the fly ingenuity for making hilarious bits and skits. Her frogiwawa events are a great example of that, but also her musical ventures.

I love myth a lot, I've said they're my favorite vtubing group many times and a big part of that is Kiara always being the unofficial wrangler for them. When three of your genmates are uwu shy girls and the other one is busy killing herself with her seventh project this week (it is tuesday), it can make the group feel isolating in a way, but Kiara is somehow often able to convince them to all get together every once in a while for big collabs or stuff like the scuffed ass first EN Advent calendar (her last minute idea, btw). Not justmyth either, but she's often pulling Council (also mostly shy girls) and Advent together as well. She's truly the heart and passion of Hololive EN, to me. The entire branch would be 100 times worse without her.

Also I just adore her music, she pumps out the covers and, imo, had the best vampire cover. I was out there streaming sparks all day... until Do U came out and knocked it out of the park imo. Kiara is a winner, through skill and perseverance. I think that if I didn't get attached to Ina early on, she'd be my oshi. I'll always root for this chimkin.

Now please, woman I beg you. Stop losing against the brain worms, you're literally at the top! I am on my hands and knees here...



There are others I enjoy and want to write about, but it's taking me forever to actually write this because overtime and rl stuff pops up so I'm just going to stop. I didn't even get to my top three, not that I think most will read all of this.

I really like vtubing and I really like this community. A few years I was an extreme doomer and I think a lot of that was the online groups I surrounded myself with. Those groups weren't always that way, honestly. The fact that this place and many vtubing communities are so far away from the mental illness of most terminally online communities and the focus is majorly on following the singing, gaming, dumb as hell antics of autistic dorks pretending to be cartoons is definitely why.

I will never agree with everything here and this place and the industry has its share of dumb shit, but the fact that someone can just post cute dog saying japenglish in her dorky accent and everyone can stop to appreciate that makes me glad to be around. I check in on my older communities and it depresses me, especially since I was kind of like that and maybe would be worse. I'm old, tired, and stressed but truly happy for the first time in years and as cringe as it may sound I owe part of it to these goofy guys and girls behind chinese cartoon avatars making me think that there really can be happiness and a reason to keep trying in this world.

I love Vtubing
I love the Asylum
I love Ina
Simple as

ok im done, you guys can go back to kissing or whatever it is you do in the hexagon
:ameliaGAY::ameliaGAY::ameliaGAY:

You are very lucky that @MerelyTourist joined the forum because otherwise I'd argue that you're the dumbest motherfucker on this forum.
The dumbest one is that Flip Millie enjoyer but I agree, MerelyRetarded and Naganon are pretty close.

Awoogers lives in post apocalyptic shithole that runs on monopoly money filled with giant poisonous flying radioactive cockroaches, blood sucking loud buzzing flies, cannibals, dog eaters, and child molesters, also known as Phillipines. He barely survives to see another day, every single day, and he still remembers people.

"I have better things to do" is not an excuse.
Holy fucking Christo, when you're more retarded than the resident Flip who's down bad for the Brit tuber with bad teeth you've hit rock bottom retardation. No wonder he's Hexa's Janny.

jesus fuck thanks for that one nene i choked on my dick.
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Fixed.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Zyklon Mag

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Wtf is wrong with that place, holy shit it went downhill, now it's full of newfags and fresh meat accounts having chimpouts.
I'm guessing people just came here for their chuuba shit so it couldn't be connected to their normal kiwi shit
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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I'm guessing people just came here for their chuuba shit so it couldn't be connected to their normal kiwi shit
Nah people came here because the farms was going down and then they just stayed. It's also nice to have more than one thread and not be constantly brigaded by tourists.
 

RestlessRain

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Depending on where you live and how much effort you want to invest into your (carivore) diet, this might not be possible for everyone : In urban area, fresh local food can cost you a lot if you aim for bio cultivated ones (which are never completely pesticide free), and if you want to do it yourself in a rural area, you will need a large non contaminated area to work on for self sustain and it will eat up all your time and money (because without chemical treatment and modern equipment, good luck vs animal, insect, disease and natural disasters)
Okay, I'll get this shit off the main thread. @stassy has two points, and both of them are wrong

1) There are cheaper options for the carnivore diet. This will vary by region, but cheaper options for myself include eggs, chicken cuts and whole chicken, tinned fish, pork, bacon, and cheese. You can buy meat in bulk and save that way too, stuff like roast beef can be quite cheap if you're buying large pieces of meat and are happy to freeze stuff for later use. Keep in mind that high-protein foods will fill you up quite a bit compared to non-protein foods - the price per kilo may be higher than other foods, but you're eating less overall. All up, the prices between carnivore diet meals and non-carnivore diet meals I make for myself are fairly similar.
2) You don't have to break down your own meat if you don't want to. It's like stassy has never heard of a profession called a butcher before.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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2) You don't have to break down your own meat if you don't want to. It's like stassy has never heard of a profession called a butcher before.
Nah bro I'ma be like one of those guys on TLC who eats chickens alive and rips the flesh from the bones raw like a true wild animal.
 

Porean

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Okay, I'll get this shit off the main thread. @stassy has two points, and both of them are wrong

1) There are cheaper options for the carnivore diet. This will vary by region, but cheaper options for myself include eggs, chicken cuts and whole chicken, tinned fish, pork, bacon, and cheese. You can buy meat in bulk and save that way too, stuff like roast beef can be quite cheap if you're buying large pieces of meat and are happy to freeze stuff for later use. Keep in mind that high-protein foods will fill you up quite a bit compared to non-protein foods - the price per kilo may be higher than other foods, but you're eating less overall. All up, the prices between carnivore diet meals and non-carnivore diet meals I make for myself are fairly similar.
2) You don't have to break down your own meat if you don't want to. It's like stassy has never heard of a profession called a butcher before.
Liver-king is that you? how's the roidgut working out for ya?
 

naganon

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God's Strongest Mozumite

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BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
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I changed my mind. You're all stuck with my Hexaposting for the time being. :smugpipi:
Thank god. Niganon posting wouldn't be the same.
I don't know why, but YouTube in their retarded wisdom decided it was a bright idea to have 3 notifications, 1 30 minutes before the stream starts, 2 when the stream starts and 3 some time after the stream ended, who the fuck needs to know when a fucking livestream ends :annoyedpippa:
You guys are getting working notifications? I don't get any at all the bell doesnt do shit!!
 

Hff201

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