Wow, rude.
Elder Scrolls logic of serving Daedric Princes. Who is going to collect when you've pledged your soul to everyone?
It doesn't work universally for everyone, and there's not really a one-size-fits-all solution to experience it. ASMR in itself is a kind of subset of a phenomenon known as
frisson, which you may have experienced at some point in your life from any kind of source. That would be a good indication of what kind of ASMR "triggers" would work for you. Some people need visual triggers, some need auditory, and even among auditory there's multiple different kinds of triggers there that work for different people. Soft whispers, repetitive sounds, sharp letters (harsh P and T sounds), clicks, taps, etc.
That aside, even if you do get some kind of reaction from ASMR, the "tingles" also aren't universal, nor are they consistent. The best conditions for me to get the "tingles" has to start when I'm already tired, if I'm not mentally fatigued enough to sleep I won't feel a thing but as soon as the sound of a ratchet starts making my head itch that's when ASMR will have the best effect. Without the tingles part though, it's still fairly useful for relaxation or entertainment. There's some creators out there that put enough effort and production into their content that it can be enjoyed as a sort of experimental film. One in particular,
ATMOSPHERE, is very literally that concept pushed to an entire channel where her videos, while created for ASMR, also share interconnected plots and storytelling.
Of course, if you're a coomer there's also plenty of channels that are just thinly veiled excuses for women to wear deep neckline shirts and lean into the camera for 20-40 minutes with a linktree to their OF/Fansly in the description. Those channels inspire tingles in another head altogether and the grand majority of their content is hilariously mass pirated.
Time to run Martyr.
Or just be autistic and keep track of where you say what about yourself and never cross streams ever.
Kidney stones are the worst secret.
I wish I knew. I'd say there's been a mass factory defect but if they all have the same error, isn't that just manufacturing standard for the model? They need a redesign badly but the original designer hasn't been in his office for a few thousand years.
Look here you fucking walking disaster that proves the love of God has long left this realm, there is no place for your particular brand of brain damage outside of the containment wing and I will not tolerate for a second the cloud of spores you trail behind you threatening to infect the rest of this complex. You stay in containment or I'll load up the security guard's pepperball guns with potassium rounds and hit the sprinklers the next time they pelt you for wandering the halls. The video of your diseased ass detonating under a fire suppression system will be very popular.
The Double Ghetto where all the Double Niggers live.