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  1. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Twitter cringe and insanity

    You can tell who actually worked in food service for a long time and who hasn't from the last couple pages. You'll never know how many lines your waiter has snorted in the back, or how many shots of whiskey they've stolen from the bar, or how many of the other staff they've fucked in the fridge...
  2. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

    Buy loose-leaf tea, yo. I get a carafe's worth of good tea out of 2 tablespoons.
  3. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    Well, after watching HoloEN Civil War are you Team Coffee or Team Tea? :smugrys:
  4. Helmet-kun Backwards

    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    Can we say Trump's assassin really failed when he killed Tenacious D and a bunch of Pippa's clips? Lee Harvey Oswald, eat your heart out. Poko is playing on the VSMP minecraft server atm
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    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    :urtearingmeapart: who the fuck grooms a tomboy into a normal woman what the fuck is wrong with the urufugang
  6. Helmet-kun Backwards

    If people got banned for react gimmicks @Bay Lurker would have been sent to see the big Migo in...

    If people got banned for react gimmicks @Bay Lurker would have been sent to see the big Migo in the sky by now
  7. Helmet-kun Backwards

    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    Speaking of Initial D: Azki goes on a local race that breaks all the rules (EDIT: fuck, this was already posted but didn't show up in search I'm keeping it for the initial D reference though CLOCK ME) Shondo wants men (all men should flee) Uruka wants femboys (all men should laugh)...
  8. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

    Uruka "my boyfriend needs to make at least 90k" Fujikura will suck your wallet dry in a heartbeat, do you know how fucking expensive a violin is? Putting a ring on her means YOU need to buy those, not her parents. Girl's going to either end up a trophy wife or become a sexually frustrated...
  9. Helmet-kun Backwards

    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    Pretty Patterns is also the guy who works with Niji a lot for those who don't know. He's appeared on stream with Enna and has dozens of song credits with Anycolor at this point. Lots of IRL music connections as well. This is actually a very big deal on the v-tuber production end of things if...
  10. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Nijisanji L Collection

    You know what, I kind of buy it. Enna did talk about virginity all the time, I could see her getting laid and then forgetting to bring it up in the same way afterward. And frankly I've always rrated that her and Diego were into each other; she brings him up a lot. Nah, it's the second one...
  11. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

    Bae is employing the ultimate Souls-like strategy: running through the level without fighting anything to get to the boss
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    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    Bae is going back to Sekiro to fight an optional end-game boss. She says "the blood moon" is giving her enhanced gaming abilities :chaos:
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    Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

    Bae is fighting Isshin and mad about it, she got Glock Sainted on her first run seeing Isshin proper. No one tell her about Inner Isshin and his extra level of bullshit :smugpipi:
  14. Helmet-kun Backwards

    TBH, McDonalds hash browns aren't half bad. Overpriced, but decent. Still get more food for...

    TBH, McDonalds hash browns aren't half bad. Overpriced, but decent. Still get more food for your buck from Sausage McMuffins though. The tears of Palestine Twittards really add a lot of flavor to the fried potatoes :smugpipi:
  15. Helmet-kun Backwards

    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    Speaking of v-tubing tacos: Chibi Mint eats a taco for 3 minutes ...and thinks about eating something else...:mintcrazy: Meanwhile, the starbucks lady is rapidly approaching Korone's location
  16. Helmet-kun Backwards

    General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

    If people want to use the McDonalds hashbrown asset they can just fucking ask. I think the bigger thing for me is that its real fucking cool that I have a McDonalds hashbrown vtuber asset to begin with. If I can even have a hash brown v-tuber asset, man, that's fucking cool enough.
  17. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Nijisanji L Collection

    NijiEN had been losing viewers and struggling financially for months before anything happened with Selen. Her suicide attempt was certainly a watershed moment, but Anycolor lost 3 of its most popular EN talents (4 counting Mika, 5 counting Kyo who was on his way out) before Selen was...
  18. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Nijisanji L Collection

    I've posted about this in the past, but in terms of real world harm to a boycott target, even the biggest and most famous boycotts in history have barely done anything. The only times they have ever done anything are when a modern company's PR department pussies out and backtracks on something...
  19. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Nijisanji L Collection

    Cool, I'm going to eat nothing but McDonalds for the next week just to spite these twittards. Guess they didn't think that one through, huh? RIP Rosemi, get the fuck out of there so you can stop having to work a 9 to 5 (at McDonalds, ironically). Boycotts definitely work though guys, we promise.
  20. Helmet-kun Backwards

    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    It's already crippled. At the very least I don't feel like donating anymore, and I had a couple drafts going for some Niji infoposts that probably won't end up getting posted either. Older posters from the farms have a baseline to work with, but for those of us who haven't been around from the...
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