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RestlessRain · 2025-06-05T17:41:02-0400

God's Strongest Dragoon said:
It's kind of shocking how little I've seen the Switch 2 come up, I thought my timeline would be flooded with posts about it.\

Nintendo Switch 1 launch prices:

The Nintendo Switch 2, Walmart Listing:

A $500 console means this Nintendo is actually competing with the PS5, since you can buy a PS5 bundle for around the same price. Except the PS5 has the advantage of having several years worth of video game releases to its name (even if the first-party releases have largely been underwhelming). I think the Nintendo Switch 1 made a case for itself over other consoles by being a lot cheaper than a PS5, but this Nintendo Switch 2 doesn't have that same advantage.

This is going to be a diehard Nintendo fans-only console, I think.

CalciumAnimal · 2025-06-05T21:41:41-0400

Smelliest007 said:
HOW?

only the most special of mothers kids work at gamestop.

John Vtuber👁️ · 2025-06-05T23:42:46-0400

Happy Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma launch day! Is it better than Rune Factory 5? In some ways, yes, in other ways, no! It's simultaneously a simplification of the Rune Factory formula, while also an improvement over the previous game, so I'm slightly worried for Rune Factory 6! Sure, it's a good game on its own, but don't go rushing to buy it if you're content with Rune Factory 4 or 3 - unless you're desperate for a Switch 2 launch title!

Also, the Day One Deluxe DLC locks two of the romance routes behind it, with the inflated cost due to various character costumes, so the "true" cost of the game is $70 on launch - or $80 if you're buying the Switch 2 version!

Surely, the Deluxe Edition would include *all* of the costumes, right? Wrong. Here's the DLC for the Bachelorettes to receive Rune Factory 4 costumes, sold separately!

Boy do I love the current state of video games, bros, don't you?

agility_ · 2025-06-06T00:20:08-0400

That fucking sucks but to be honest Namco was nickel-and-diming for bullshit skins on ace combat about a decade ago, the writing has been on the wall all along.

CalciumAnimal · 2025-06-06T04:21:26-0400

agility_ said:
That fucking sucks but to be honest Namco was nickel-and-diming for bullshit skins on ace combat about a decade ago, the writing has been on the wall all along.

its not even just on the wall anymore on the floors the roof the door the exterior and every tree in a 20 mile radius

shipmate · 2025-06-06T05:20:37-0400

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MONKEYS NOT TALKING ABOUT A NEW LUMINES YOU FUCKING 80IQ MONGOLOIDS

YOU CAN WISHLIST ON STEAM RIGHT NOW

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW LUMINES GO BUY REMASTERED AND EXPERIENCE AN AUDIOVISUAL PUZZLE GAME THAT FEELS BETTER THAN SEX

Fo'real though, play Lumines, you won't regret it, it's one of the best devs out there pushing to make games with great vibes that you can just tune out of the real world. If there's any weight to the "immersion" buzzword, they pulled it. Tetris Effect is also pretty good, still Lumines is better IMHO.

CalciumAnimal · 2025-06-06T05:47:26-0400

shipmate said:
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MONKEYS NOT TALKING ABOUT A NEW LUMINES YOU FUCKING 80IQ MONGOLOIDS

YOU CAN WISHLIST ON STEAM RIGHT NOW

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW LUMINES GO BUY REMASTERED AND EXPERIENCE AN AUDIOVISUAL PUZZLE GAME THAT FEELS BETTER THAN SEX

Fo'real though, play Lumines, you won't regret it, it's one of the best devs out there pushing to make games with great vibes that you can just tune out of the real world. If there's any weight to the "immersion" buzzword, they pulled it. Tetris Effect is also pretty good, still Lumines is better IMHO.

because there are better music games and better puzzle games.You Asked.

PleaseCheckYourReceipts · 2025-06-06T10:00:22-0400

thhrang said:

RestlessRain said:
Nintendo Switch 1 launch prices:
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The Nintendo Switch 2, Walmart Listing:
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A $500 console means this Nintendo is actually competing with the PS5, since you can buy a PS5 bundle for around the same price. Except the PS5 has the advantage of having several years worth of video game releases to its name (even if the first-party releases have largely been underwhelming). I think the Nintendo Switch 1 made a case for itself over other consoles by being a lot cheaper than a PS5, but this Nintendo Switch 2 doesn't have that same advantage.

This is going to be a diehard Nintendo fans-only console, I think.

PS3. It's the PS3 vs the PS2, with almost exactly the same dynamic. The Wii U was confusing, which was the big problem. This is a clear & obvious successor platform. The issue is that they've sold 150 million Switch 1s and will probably still sell another 20 million of them. The Switch 2 will sell at least 75 million units in its lifetime, and likely 25-30 million in year 1. It's just those long-tail sales are going to be very slow, especially in less economically dynamic areas of the world.

The issue is the more expensive the console, the less sales you get outside of the most dynamic economies, and a lot of those are struggling right now. Nintendo hopes it'll be different in 5 years, but you can never know. The other bit is they've all but killed their secondary markets, so they'll keep losing a lot of secondary PR/sales drivers from the shared cartridge experience.

thhrang · 2025-06-06T11:20:59-0400

So over the past day, people on r/HalfLife have been tracking the yacht that Gabe Newell lives on (1, 2, 3).

The yacht is usually stationed off New Zealand, but right now it is actually off the coast of California and is currently headed for San Diego. This means that Gabe Newell has very likely traveled to California, for reasons currently unknown.

Obviously, SummerGamesFest is today, and is held in LA. I'm also pretty sure that Valve does owe Keighley a showing after they reneged on showing HL:A at TGA 2019.

I do not mean to huff copium, but that's a rather funny coincidence. Of course, there are realistically a whole bunch of reasons why a billionare might do a trip to California, but this timing sure is funny. This could feasibly be the happening though, because if Gabe isn't on the yacht right now, it is very plausible that he may currently actually be on land, and will just meet up with the boat again tomorrow at the San Diego port once he's done with doing what he needs to here today.

CalciumAnimal · 2025-06-06T11:34:14-0400

thhrang said:
So over the past day, people on r/HalfLife have been tracking the yacht that Gabe Newell lives on (1, 2, 3).
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The yacht is usually stationed off New Zealand, but right now it is actually off the coast of California and is currently headed for San Diego. This means that Gabe Newell has very likely traveled to California, for reasons currently unknown.
View attachment 100515 View attachment 100516

Obviously, SummerGamesFest is today, and is held in LA. I'm also pretty sure that Valve does owe Keighley a showing after they reneged on showing HL:A at TGA 2019.

I do not mean to huff copium, but that's a rather funny coincidence. Of course, there are realistically a whole bunch of reasons why a billionare might do a trip to California, but this timing sure is funny. This could feasibly be the happening though, because if Gabe isn't on the yacht right now, it is very plausible that he may currently actually be on land, and will just meet up with the boat again tomorrow at the San Diego port once he's done with doing what he needs to here today.
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No one gonna point out that he named his Yacht after Don Quixote's Horse that's far more amusing then any beached whale jokes I can make about Gabe.

Smelliest007 · 2025-06-06T11:49:41-0400

thhrang said:
So over the past day, people on r/HalfLife have been tracking the yacht that Gabe Newell lives on (1, 2, 3).
View attachment 100518 View attachment 100519

The yacht is usually stationed off New Zealand, but right now it is actually off the coast of California and is currently headed for San Diego. This means that Gabe Newell has very likely traveled to California, for reasons currently unknown.
View attachment 100515 View attachment 100516

Obviously, SummerGamesFest is today, and is held in LA. I'm also pretty sure that Valve does owe Keighley a showing after they reneged on showing HL:A at TGA 2019.

I do not mean to huff copium, but that's a rather funny coincidence. Of course, there are realistically a whole bunch of reasons why a billionare might do a trip to California, but this timing sure is funny. This could feasibly be the happening though, because if Gabe isn't on the yacht right now, it is very plausible that he may currently actually be on land, and will just meet up with the boat again tomorrow at the San Diego port once he's done with doing what he needs to here today.
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Gabe announced he is buying San Diego. Bringing back orcas and dolphin shows to SeaWorld.

thhrang · 2025-06-06T12:23:43-0400

I posted this once already during the hype for TGA six months ago that lead to nothing, but hopefully posting it again will bring me good tidings and good fortunes.

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan · 2025-06-06T12:28:45-0400

Thhrang will be in the nursing home looking for signs of HL3, he will tell the orderlies "the signs are here, today is the day". He'll point to a plaque "it's the anniversary of Gabe's ascension to heaven". Thhrang will go to sleep that night, completely sure of it. He will never wake up. Then the next morning it happens

Ricochet 2 is announced

:polkasticks:

thhrang · 2025-06-06T12:29:41-0400

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan said:
Ricochet 2 is announced

I'm personally looking forward to Ricochet 2's deep and complex story arc.

Aquatic Novellite · 2025-06-06T13:08:20-0400

thhrang said:
I do not mean to huff copium

"I'm not addicted, it's recreational," he said after blowing another grand on his monthly supply.

thhrang · 2025-06-06T13:09:55-0400

Aquatic Novellite said:
"I'm not addicted, it's recreational," he said after blowing another grand on his monthly supply.

Okay, then you tell me why Gabe's yacht just so happened to go across the world from New Zealand to California right in time for this event.
:pikaufuk:

e: Okay, now this is schizo!

Thomas Talus · 2025-06-06T13:14:07-0400

reinigen said:
Guys, I'm suddenly much less excited for GTA6.

"27% with courage (to approach random women online) makes a majority" - This guy, apparently

Helkar · 2025-06-06T13:34:05-0400

After watching this one and fully reading the patch notes i can cay with very cautious optimism that we are, in fact, back.
Most new additions seem really good, a lot of the changes to existing stuff are exactly what's needed(what do you meeeean i can now run betrayal without it feeling like a constant sunk-cost fallacy), they obviously can't get to everything in one go(there's like half a dozen mechanics in dire need of rework at any given time in this game), but i'm quite happy with the stuff we did get. Kinda scared of the announced-but-not-yet-detailed Sanctum nerf, i rather enjoyed Sanctum, but i guess it was inevitable.

The character\skill portion of the update seems half-baked, but they apparently promised that October patch will be a much larger balance-focused update, so i'm willing to let it go. With all the new additions, player power should be through the fucking roof anyway.

Oh, and speaking of, what a fantastic way to admit that T17s were a fucking mistake - introduce a new endgame juicing mechanic that specifically only scales to T16s. Morons.

Abomination · 2025-06-06T13:47:24-0400

agility_ said:
That fucking sucks but to be honest Namco was nickel-and-diming for bullshit skins on ace combat about a decade ago, the writing has been on the wall all along.

Man, sure am glad my favorite game series doesn't do this kind of shit...

By the way, that $69.99 pack, the one that costs more than the game itself, is all consumables. All of which you can get in-game, though maybe a few items from it in limited quantity, but you certainly don't need more than what you get in-game to beat the game.

shipmate · 2025-06-06T13:56:37-0400

Abomination said:
Man, sure am glad my favorite game series doesn't do this kind of shit...

By the way, that $69.99 pack, the one that costs more than the game itself, is all consumables. All of which you can get in-game, though maybe a few items from it in limited quantity, but you certainly don't need more than what you get in-game to beat the game.

Better than CAPCOM at least, that sells you unique mechanics/skips as MTX. I think making the skill-issued pay to win is based, it's their dishonor to hold, it stops being funny when there's exclusive content behind those paywalls.

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