"Seriously chat, whilst she's gone off the room, I really don't know how do you put up with... uh Rin lol At least you don't have to live with her like I do, maybe we could try and get her to move out, even if she moved to the shed in the garden, she's absolutely hopeless in the house; She doesn't even know what recycling is, can't put anything in the bin, doesn't know what a washing machine is, doesn't make her bed, full of toys, absolutely full of toys, doesn't even drive; You'd think she'd work all this work out before she came on stream, oh here she comes. We all decided it would be a really good idea if you moved to Siberia"Gin Penrose

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Phantasm

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Joined:  Nov 28, 2022
That obnoxiously faggy, gay Gura pony art he insists on using as an avatar never ceases to instill a desire to kick Nolan.
For some reason whenever I see him he gives me these sadistic urges to laugh at his many failings which I've never felt before encountering him
 

Clown Penis

Homeless Muscle Woman Enthusiast
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
For some reason whenever I see him he gives me these sadistic urges to laugh at his many failings which I've never felt before encountering him
I suspect that if it wasn't having been redpilled by nignogs or homosex shit, I expect Nolan would have redpilled many on acceptance and tolerance for people like him.

Edit: Well, we actually saw that happen here when his banning was put to a vote. He redpilled enough members to flip it to decisively favor a permaban.
 
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Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
It's simple really. I always have, and will always be a Nolan alt account, larping as his imaginary wife, to raise his status from pathetically rock bottom to slightly above rock bottom.

Himemiya Rie 👑💌 Phase Connect on X: never forget hime wife hime life 💌  https://t.co/HWiOi4khyf / X
Look, just because you're sad you lost your virginity to Nolan of all people, doesn't mean you have to make up shit like that.

Move on, get hymenoplasty to forget the whole sorry escapade happened, and find a boyfriend off stream.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Look, just because you're sad you lost your virginity to Nolan of all people, doesn't mean you have to make up shit like that.

Move on, get hymenoplasty to forget the whole sorry escapade happened, and find a boyfriend off stream.
>Rie's Tinder hookup was Nolan

Oh my god :whatastory:
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Our boy has been banned from the TVTropes vtuber thread :selenpointandlaugh:
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If there was post that broke the camel's back, I haven't found it. I'm gonna guess they simply got annoyed by Nolan being literally every second post. He didn't even need to sperg out to get banned this time. :kaelalaugh:

Let's keep his last post there as a souvenir

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Edit: Looks like Nolan fought with someone a few days ago, but what he originally posted is gone

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Well Well Well, Nolan. I guess you have been mass-banned across the traditional forum now. There is only one place that accept you only:

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Time to go back to this gossip forum and spergout :dokiwheeze:
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Our boy has been banned from the TVTropes vtuber thread :selenpointandlaugh:
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If there was post that broke the camel's back, I haven't found it. I'm gonna guess they simply got annoyed by Nolan being literally every second post. He didn't even need to sperg out to get banned this time. :kaelalaugh:

Let's keep his last post there as a souvenir

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Edit: Looks like Nolan fought with someone a few days ago, but what he originally posted is gone

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Update: the janny responded to Nolan's appeal

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RestlessRain

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reinigen

Dang it
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niggaphil

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niggaphil

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Everything Nolan touches dies.
Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO, Nolan not only touches bint, but he also gooning about you, @Azehara

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Remember Nolan gooned under Azehara's post?
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So I guess the nijisister will die soon? :whatastory:
 
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Clown Penis

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Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO, Nolan not only touches bint, but he also gooning about you, @Azehara

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Remember Nolan gooned under Azehara's post?
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So I guess the nijisister will die soon? :whatastory:
>Noticing that criticism of Kikes and Kebabs is generally verboten in most places.
>Noticing that the aforementioned groups will aggressively deplatform or violently harm you for noticing.

>Known SEAniggėr and terminally unemployed and terminally online retard continues his sperg crusade.

>Nolan steps into the picture.

Alright, now we have two terminally unemployed and terminally online retards interacting. Does this spiral into gay retard love?
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Nolan Crush once again proving he is incapable of learning by continuing to antagonize the jannies on TVTropes

The problem is that the particular janny he's picking a fight with is just as autistic and belligerent as he is...

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This is the mirror match of the century folks!

Let's see what happens when two irascible autism golems collide!
 

The Holiest Hole

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Joined:  Mar 11, 2023
"Can you learn to stop being fucking retarded?" asked the Janny.
"Yes" Nolan lied as the screeching choir of his 50 discord bans said otherwise.
 

niggaphil

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Nijisister Nolan "Wait a minute I recognised the horse cock you posted" Crush when seething about Azehara:

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@Azehara, Nolan's exploded penis is growing back, and he is hard on you :dokiSmug:

Nolan also Seething about Mister Metokur :pippaseethe;

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Hi Nolan, still browsing this website? Good to know! How was your work? Have you been fired?? Did you get unbanned from TVTropes? :dokiSmug:


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In short, Nolan is Schizo sperging in twitter again

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I am expecting him to get banned withint a month:
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Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023

NIGGA
i know he is *likely* only stepping in on the shondo drama because Yamanbas are talkin about suicide and thats his #1 trigger, but oh lawd the optics are TERRIBLE. if you believe in something say it with your chest, if you want to issue death threats do it 100% don't be a pussy, shieeeet
he's gonna catch another ban, the black anime niggas are snitches and he has been flinging death threats
 
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