Well if you put it that way, I guess.
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Yamanbas i dont read sindarin please speak human
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Alright listen up you overgrown twink! I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll be walking funny for aeons! I'm gonna shave you bald and use all that hair as a tooth floss! I'm gonna shove my boots so far down your throat you'll be shitting out shoelaces! I'm gonna make your solar plexus set! I'm gonna stomp the literal shit out of your stomach! I'm gonna wring your neck so that your ancestors ask "Whos calling?"! Ill turn your ears into the weakest arrow heads ever made and use them to hunt rats! I'm gonna dip that pretty face of yours into a vat of caragore shit! I'm gonna crush those pretty legs of yours so hard people will think you a halfling! I'm personally going to make a mithril hammer for kids to play whackamole with your numb skull! I'm gonna burn your fucking boat when you sail to your loser island! I'm gonna rip your nutsack and surgically mend it to your forehead, you fucking dickwad!!!
LOTR causes dangerous levels of Red pilling to hit my feed. Is this the revenge of the Latinos?
Uruk Hai according to twitter and they are never wrong.
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Another delectable debate created by the jackson movies: ARE ORCS BLACK PEOPLE
Short answer: No
I don't know why you'd look at an oversized, bloodthirsty, violent creature with below-average intelligence and think: "that's a black person". Guess I need to up my racism game.
Not only that, the stabber got caught by the police so even if he does get the refund he won't be able to enjoy it.
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I think Tolkien said something about mongols, right? Seems right for a history nerd. And subsequently the Warcraft franchise expended upon the idea, adding shamanism, the word Horde etc.
The orcs are organized, disciplined, and obedient. Of course they're not black.
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In Tolkien's lore every cardinal direction has a kind of morality associated with it. The west is always been a symbol for good, because that's the direction in which aman (heaven) is located. Every other direction is basically evil in some way, and among those the east is probably the most evil. So yeah there are some instances in letters and drafts where Tolkien refers to orcs as "mongol-like" because the Mongols irl were always "the menace of the east" to Europe. At least that's my theory about why he said that.
Black people do exist in Arda (the world), and those are the haradrim. We know they are directly analogous to real life africans because the land they live in is basically fantasy africa. In Tolkien's world Arda, middle earth is Europe, Rhun is Asia and Harad is Africa, in some old writings (when Tolkien was still trying to write fan fiction for bongland) they are even meant to be an alternate past version of earth.
If you want me to exposit on my idea of what orcs are supposed to be then do so at your own peril.
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You already sperged this much, go on.
so your saying drives bys only come from the south side does that make elephants low riders does that mean legolas sliding up and down that elephant like an ice rink was the Tolkien equivalent of shouting WEST SYDEEEEEEE
Only stupid questions here I promise.
Edit: typed the wrong direction like a retard.
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Nah elephant drive-bys come from the south, I said that's where the niggas are.
The east gets its own drive-by's in the form of chad chariot rider fuckers, but they got murderized years before the only story anyone cares about. They BTFO'd the whitey so hard the only reason gondor even won is that the retards got wasted after the battle and the crackers raped their asses and burned their pimp chariots.
Reminder that Tolkien based Dwarvish on semitic languages, mostly hebrew, dwarves love digging tunnels, they really love gold, and they dislike the tall, white and civilised people of the forest. Also their greed and lust for gold got them repeatedly kicked out of their home and killed.
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A bunch of sissies that chose thinly veiled suicide because "Our time is over
" Yea, damn right civilized. As civilized as a canuck. Even orks figured out gunpowder by the time they were STILL fucking around with bows and tight leather pants, not even mentioning beautiful feats of dwarfen technology like subterranean agrocomplexes based around massive fucking mirrors or advancements in strip-mining of the mountains for both lucre, hardware, and to make homes. Bunch of immortal babies with mouths stuck to natures tit for way too long, thats what they are.
And people doubted me when I said that Russians were basically dwarves.
You don't see the resemblance?
Those Extra Credits retards will never live this one down
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