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It's one thing to have Fishman owning a controlling interest, and another entirely to be the psy grow op that manufactures the unique brain damage found in Phasegirls.
Sakana actually circumvented this very well by having a 3rd party establishment do the filtering for him
By going to an asylum and ask "which one of these haven't stabbed another"
- Froot in two categories...
- Dooby for tech and league of their own - WAY too early
- Lot's of Nijisanji reps, more than I thought. Some of them seem random though (Ike for Mr VTuber? Fashion sense? Just call it "Best Male VTuber". Also, why Mito as pick for best VTuber?)
- Nijisanji for best VTuber corp...
- Trickywi in the same category as Pippa
- Froot in two categories...
- Dooby for tech and league of their own - WAY too early
- Lot's of Nijisanji reps, more than I thought. Some of them seem random though (Ike for Mr VTuber? Fashion sense? Just call it "Best Male VTuber")
- Nijisanji for best VTuber corp...
I know you aren't supposed to associate Ame with Dooby (keyfabe, yada yada yada) but she was the first and currently only person to negotiate a new graduated title of "affiliate" and she did it with Hololive. She literally created a new way to graduate for all corpo vtubers which is more evolutionary than anything anyone else has done this year.
Bribe the orgs to be nominated. Bribe the judges to be picked as best corpo. Use it to convince shareholders you totally cleared your reputation and everything is going fine. Look at the giant gaping hole it left in your budget because EN didn't make you a single penny in the last year. Profit
These are just the nominations no? The actual voting will be later.
This will be dumb regardless, I implore lord yagoo to snub it once again, them announcing the winner and having nobody come on is hilarious stuff.
Zatsudan: Probably a couple of big indies/vshojo members and a Holo or two; Winner is a tossup
Art: Some indie art vtuber or two and a HoloEN that does art, either raora or ina again; No indie artist is that popular so the Holo wins again
Fps: Doki, maybe a HoloJP but likely not and some big indie/vshojo; Doki wins
Asmr: idk any asmr vtubers, probably just big indies and maybe a holo for no reason; the most popular indie will win
Music: Mori (again), maybe a HoloJP, big indies/small corpo talents which are popular; Mori will probably win
Tech: Vedal, notame, some other indie; either vedal or dooby
Le funny: this one is unpredictable, probably some big indie, maybe a phaseoid, maybe a Holo; big indie or phase will win it because it's the only award they will be nominated in
Chaotic: same as (((funny)))
Hidden gem: corpo reincarnations and indies; If any corpo reincarnation gets in they insta-win
Rising star: Same as hidden gem
League of their own: vshojo member, big indie, HoloEN; winner is a tossup to whoever is most popular
Mister vtuber: nobody cares about homos
Miss vtuber: indie whores from twitch, vshojo members; vshojo wins
Rising vtuber org: Random brave properties, phase if it doesn't get put in best vtuber org again; if phase is here it wins
Most dedicated fanbase: whichever fanbase is infamous/rallies to rig the vote and win
Best vtuber org: Holo, vshojo, maybe phase/brave, idk if sisters will try to get niji in again; Holo wins
Vtuber parent of the year: idk whichever artist is the most popular atm
Best vtuber event: one or two Holo events, ironlung's subathon; a tossup depending on how many ironkeks vote, Holo will split the vote between several options
Game of the year: FOTM, probably card game simulator, minecraft and whatever else was popular this year
Gamer of the year: Doki, big indies, maybe a holoEN; doki wins
Lewdtuber: whores
Vtuber of the year: Ironlung, a Holo or two, Doki; Ironlung wins
Zatsudan: Probably a couple of big indies/vshojo members and a Holo or two; CORRECT!
Art: Some indie art vtuber or two and a HoloEN that does art, either raora or ina again; CORRECT!
Fps: Doki, maybe a HoloJP but likely not and some big indie/vshojo; CORRECT! Did not expect kuzuha though
Asmr: idk any asmr vtubers, probably just big indies and maybe a holo for no reason; CORRECT!
Music: Mori (again), maybe a HoloJP, big indies/small corpo talents which are popular; CORRECT! Suisei rubbing shoulders with the worst of the worst indie whores is a tragedy though
Tech: Vedal, notame, some other indie; CORRECT!
Le funny: this one is unpredictable, probably some big indie, maybe a phaseoid, maybe a Holo; INCORRECT! Phasekeks mogged?! and 2 Holos?!
Chaotic: same as (((funny))) CORRECT!
Hidden gem: corpo reincarnations and indies; INCORRECT! Never heard of any of these! Good for them!
Rising star: Same as hidden gem INCORRECT! Surprisingly no reincarnations here!
League of their own: vshojo member, big indie, HoloEN; CORRECT! Though I did not expect the gook!
Miss vtuber: indie whores from twitch, vshojo members; INCORRECT! No vshokeks?! BLASPHEMY!
Rising vtuber org: Random brave properties, phase if it doesn't get put in best vtuber org again; CORRECT! Though the two whore corpos being here is worrying!
Best vtuber org: Holo, vshojo, maybe phase/brave, idk if sisters will try to get niji in again; CORRECT! Though again! Unexpected gooks!
Best vtuber event: one or two Holo events, ironlung's subathon; CORRECT! Though I thought we said NO CONCERTS! Also it's dimensionS
Gamer of the year: Doki, big indies, maybe a holoEN; INCORRECT! Random phaseoid, Holo ID and indies?! Also how is zentreya a gamer?
Lewdtuber: whores CORRECT!
Vtuber of the year: Ironlung, a Holo or two, Doki; INCORRECT! This one seems like they included a pity Holo/Niji so they didn't get accused of being a circlejerk lol, there's no fucking way Fuwamoco or Mito is as popular with westoids as ironlung and Doki, vedal got in by campaigning. Ironlung will still win though.
I'm pretty sure this retard bitched about Fillian and her George Floyd joke. I think he even talked about "throwing hands" or something like that "IRL" over jokes like this.
A nomination for "Funniest Vtuber" is one that bitches about other people's jokes, including one of the hosts of this award show. The nomination itself is funnier than what I've seen from this retard.
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