"Do you know how it feels to receive a close-up of the crotch of the peace statue you made, from your real mom? Pekora... what should I reply? Help me out peko"Oozora Subaru

General Thread v3: The Hexagone

I Wanna Die

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"Thick and dark"
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nooternun

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Now that Lui hit 1 million subs, and cried because she is a hardworking hag, it's time to watch Apex

I am watching Matsuri

but here are the teams

If not festival please Konkon and Pururu~! Because they are cute but also because Hal will have to eat crow for leaving Konkon out of vsai. He left out the one Apex player from his own company, in his own event... That's a Mafu friend indeed.
 

RestlessRain

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Facedoxes for Tenma and Runie. Spoilered for those that prefer to keep the kayfabe




Guess we'll see how serious people are about when they say
:holohag: :hololove:
 

Gaotye (bilibili DD)

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Shuba

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Mio, Subaru and Miko did their planned Twitter Space earlier! It turns out they're actually in America, confirmed thanks to Mio having a cute slip-up:


Some notes:
  • It is Mio's first time outside Japan! They thought things would be chill but it's been way more exciting than expected
  • Didn't bring any staff to translate for them. They wanted to figure everything out with just the 3 of them
  • Before the trip, Mio was naturally the most terrified one, wondered why the other two were just fine
  • The scariest part in anticipation was definitely immigration, but everything went through fine. Miko recalled how she needed help when she went to California with Korone, Lui and Flare but this time, she was able to do it all on her own (with a translator).
  • Subaru was super reliable, knowing how to ask for help with directions or what to do in certain spots. The power of "Excuse me" was the best.
  • Mio of Knowledge, Subaru of Passion, Miko Who Could Only Say "Good Good Yummy Very Yummy!" The 3 of them make a well-balanced team.
  • Subaru was surprised at everything like a kid, going "WHAT'S THIS, MIO-SHA WHAT'S THAT etc etc"
  • Were surprised by how huge the food/drink portions are. The small sizes in America were medium or large for Japan.
  • Without Mio, they probably wouldn't have even been able to get on the flight properly (At this point, they never said where they were but Mio slipped and accidentally said it's America).
  • Miko found a lewd drawing while scrolling twitter mid-conversation
  • No one here could speak English well so Subaru had to rely on passion to make it work. She said that if she speaks and holds eye contact like she's pressuring the other person, she can make it work. "EXCUSE ME, WHERE RESTROOM." The other strategy was saying "Yes" and "Thank you" to literally everything.
  • This however led to funny moments like them getting a super cold sandwich and some really bad, spicy pizza.
  • In general, was surprised by how kind everyone was. They thought regular store interactions and stuff would be like "Okay next" but people were really friendly and talked with a smile. They even had nice conversations in the elevator
  • There was a moment where they went to look for a bathroom, but the nearest one was in a completely different area. They almost died but barely made it. Mio said that even if they pissed themselves, it woulda been okay cause they're in a different country(?)
  • They still have a few days left but when they get back, they'll be doing a stream on Subaru's channel to look back on everything that happened. It should be on the 19th but might get pushed back if they're exhausted/jet-lagged.
  • There was a lot that happened and a lot of firsts. It's been pretty fun and has felt like a once-in-a-lifetime adventure. They also took a ton of pictures but Subaru was worried that they might get her channel banned for some reason.
  • Check out this hat Mio bought for Miko:
 

CalciumAnimal

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Mio, Subaru and Miko did their planned Twitter Space earlier! It turns out they're actually in America, confirmed thanks to Mio having a cute slip-up:


Some notes:
  • It is Mio's first time outside Japan! They thought things would be chill but it's been way more exciting than expected
  • Didn't bring any staff to translate for them. They wanted to figure everything out with just the 3 of them
  • Before the trip, Mio was naturally the most terrified one, wondered why the other two were just fine
  • The scariest part in anticipation was definitely immigration, but everything went through fine. Miko recalled how she needed help when she went to California with Korone, Lui and Flare but this time, she was able to do it all on her own (with a translator).
  • Subaru was super reliable, knowing how to ask for help with directions or what to do in certain spots. The power of "Excuse me" was the best.
  • Mio of Knowledge, Subaru of Passion, Miko Who Could Only Say "Good Good Yummy Very Yummy!" The 3 of them make a well-balanced team.
  • Subaru was surprised at everything like a kid, going "WHAT'S THIS, MIO-SHA WHAT'S THAT etc etc"
  • Were surprised by how huge the food/drink portions are. The small sizes in America were medium or large for Japan.
  • Without Mio, they probably wouldn't have even been able to get on the flight properly (At this point, they never said where they were but Mio slipped and accidentally said it's America).
  • Miko found a lewd drawing while scrolling twitter mid-conversation
  • No one here could speak English well so Subaru had to rely on passion to make it work. She said that if she speaks and holds eye contact like she's pressuring the other person, she can make it work. "EXCUSE ME, WHERE RESTROOM." The other strategy was saying "Yes" and "Thank you" to literally everything.
  • This however led to funny moments like them getting a super cold sandwich and some really bad, spicy pizza.
  • In general, was surprised by how kind everyone was. They thought regular store interactions and stuff would be like "Okay next" but people were really friendly and talked with a smile. They even had nice conversations in the elevator
  • There was a moment where they went to look for a bathroom, but the nearest one was in a completely different area. They almost died but barely made it. Mio said that even if they pissed themselves, it woulda been okay cause they're in a different country(?)
  • They still have a few days left but when they get back, they'll be doing a stream on Subaru's channel to look back on everything that happened. It should be on the 19th but might get pushed back if they're exhausted/jet-lagged.
  • There was a lot that happened and a lot of firsts. It's been pretty fun and has felt like a once-in-a-lifetime adventure. They also took a ton of pictures but Subaru was worried that they might get her channel banned for some reason.
  • Check out this hat Mio bought for Miko:

Good to hear about the generally positive experience thanks for the write up.
 

RestlessRain

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Koronesuki

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Wait a minute, I've heard that one before!

Imagine if it's actually mike. Bigger comeback than Donald Trump

:marinepraying:
Please let this happen. It would be so funny.
UWU MISTRESS NERISSA WANTS YOU TO BREED HER. I THINK.

I like how they have her eating a burger without the top bun at the end. That's nice attention to detail.
 

46gumi

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I have terrible news: Michiru will not finish her playthrough of Bloodborne (she last played in September 2022)



Thanks for working in the clipper mines, Animal Friend.

First time catching up with Da Michi in a while. Just gotta say the new model update and outfit are gorgeous
 

Halal Gaming

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You've been here for half of a year and you just abandoned your bro like that lmao
He needs to use the email associated with the account to email Proctor for that. Check here under Tech Support Email https://thevirtualasylum.com/threads/tva-socials-contact-details.167/
Cant contact him maybe jews already got his ass :faunacry:


Not Kobo is getting stalked and doxxxxxxed
Any Indonesian brother can tell us if she can do anything or anyone from SEA?
 

Sankisei

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:marinepraying:
Please let this happen. It would be so funny.

I like how they have her eating a burger without the top bun at the end. That's nice attention to detail.
Naw nigga please my heart wouldnt resist another Froot collab :gunpeko:
Its has been many years since that joke exists it needs to be someone else right???? (5chan Yamanbas work faster please)
 

Sky Shouter

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If you're desperate to get your plushies during the Canada Post strike, you can drive up to Vancouver and steal them from fishman's car


"AGH! A crackhead broke my windshield and stole all of my Phase Connect™️ plushies!"


Architectbros...you are losing.
 

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Some bad things start good movements


For people unaware, CBT is the Chuuba Battle Tournament, an wrestling event encompassing a lot of indies
 

Aquatic Novellite

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Its has been many years since that joke exists it needs to be someone else right???? (5chan Yamanbas work faster please)
She'd sue if someone else dared to use her catchphrase.
 

frz

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Hal will have to eat crow for leaving Konkon out of vsai. He left out the one Apex player from his own company, in his own event... That's a Mafu friend indeed.
I know you are being sarcastic but pretty sure he just pick team captains and the captains find teammates on their own.
Always has been this way with apex tournaments no? He can suggest teammates if asked but he cant force people.
  • Mio said that even if they pissed themselves, it woulda been okay cause they're in a different country(?)]
Tbf she is right, pissing oneself is a very common occurrence for American/western vtubers, some are even good at getting rid of the evidence. Mio must have done some research.
 

niggaphil

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My Romanian wife loves to play dangerous game in youtube :whatastory:

 

MornLurker

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Not Kobo is getting stalked and doxxxxxxed
Any Indonesian brother can tell us if she can do anything or anyone from SEA?

Generally, she could get the police involved as the stalker allegedly got her personal info, possibly from scouring legal documents, which are considered illegal. Indo also has its own cybersecurity law (although the practice itself is still pretty loose, and they ended up revising it a couple of times), so charges could be made already.
And since the stalker might've been around her home based on the CCTV mention, there's a small chance to identify them and work with the police to ambush them if they're still planning to be around the area.
She should also consider changing her phone numbers and her family's too though, for good measure. As annoying as it is, better to be safe than sorry especially when you can't really count on the law enforcement to be close by 24/7.

I can only pray she manages to stay safe and gets the appropriate safety measures, at the very least her fellow ID friends are there to help her when possible. Truly unfortunate timing after the stupid flower stand drama though, godspeed Kobo.
 

Nigel Nigerman

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Generally, she could get the police involved as the stalker allegedly got her personal info, possibly from scouring legal documents, which are considered illegal. Indo also has its own cybersecurity law (although the practice itself is still pretty loose, and they ended up revising it a couple of times), so charges could be made already.
And since the stalker might've been around her home based on the CCTV mention, there's a small chance to identify them and work with the police to ambush them if they're still planning to be around the area.
She should also consider changing her phone numbers and her family's too though, for good measure. As annoying as it is, better to be safe than sorry especially when you can't really count on the law enforcement to be close by 24/7.

I can only pray she manages to stay safe and gets the appropriate safety measures, at the very least her fellow ID friends are there to help her when possible. Truly unfortunate timing after the stupid flower stand drama though, godspeed Kobo.
What the fuck is up with this fucking month!?!?!? No Nut November do be making guys do cray-cray things.

RUB IT OUT GENTS, IT AIN'T WORTH IT GETTING YOUR A-HOLE DESTROYED BY BUBBA IN PRISON MM-KAY?
 
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