The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

fortnitesmasherX · Jun 18, 2024

Posting a lost post of mine from yesterday because it's becoming even more relevant:

A list of (perfectly reasonable) grievances from Crush:

Getting banned for no reason from an anime waifu's chat.
His dad forces him to do slave labor.
His brother doesn't want his mug or mouse being touched.
His loving wife (Scoots) is experiencing mental health issues and is lashing out at him.
His dog, very suddenly and of no fault of his own, is dying.

Ordered in severity and relevance.

GOTBB · Jun 18, 2024

Topo Chico said:
You can also see him arguing with Nolan on twitter dot com.
EDIT:
Awww jeeze dude he's on the clip channel trying to apologize? Shieeeeeet, Nolan needs to be institutionalized frfr

I just realized the clip comments are using yet another account.
ALL the alts are out for this one, Crush is at DEFCON 2.

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR said:
holy shit finally a funny nolan arc

You have to ignore the dog dying of neglect in the background but I get what you mean.

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR · Jun 18, 2024

holy shit finally a funny nolan arc

Stunned But Dumb · Jun 18, 2024

Thought it would be a good idea to post the clip in this thread too since @Aquatic Novellite post that had the clip was lost in the move

IdenticalPlateaus · Jun 18, 2024

GOTBB said:
ALL the alts are out for this one, Crush is at DEFCON 2.

Nolan is always at LOLICON 1.

God's Strongest Mozumite · Jun 18, 2024

Stunned But Dumb said:
Thought it would be a good idea to post the clip in this thread too since @Aquatic Novellite post that had the clip was lost in the move

This is beautiful, by pure chance Nolan has been catapulted to new heights of fame and lolcowdom, and now the greater hololive community gets to have fun laughing at the poor bastard. There's a comment thread under that video discussing the Nolan lore, featuring some niggas from /here/ dropping the juicy stuff:

Which, of course, the man himself had to correct:

Pure gold. Nolan needs to get recognized more often

EDIT: I found this as well. Was he really slandering Selen back then, or is Nolan finally big enough for his own rrats? :cursedbae:

Saturnus · Jun 18, 2024

God's Strongest Mozumite said:
EDIT: I found this as well. Was he really slandering Selen back then, or is Nolan finally big enough for his own rrats?

Saturnus said:
He's also being branded as a Nijisister in the comments.

Not gonna argue with that because he did have a spergout (which I think was documented here several pages back) on getting banned from one of the Dokibird fancords (which was formerly a Selen fancord iirc) for arguing with a mod about him doing his usual postings in relation to an Elira stream and not understanding why others didn't give her the benefit of the doubt (in regards to the drama) In a Dokibird-centric fan discord when he did.

John Vtuber👁️ · Jun 18, 2024

there is now a very real possibility that Nolan gets banned from most major chuubas outright, and not just their discords.

will this cause a change of his behavior? probably not! but I have no doubt his father will somehow be at fault for this as well, or that every single person but him is in the wrong.

Slutpuppies · Jun 18, 2024

In laughing at Nolan, unity.

Cubanodun · Jun 18, 2024

God's Strongest Mozumite said:
EDIT: I found this as well. Was he really slandering Selen back then, or is Nolan finally big enough for his own rrats?

After his little stunt in the dokicord maybe, he is the biggest nijisister that ever existed... on twitter on discord he is a holobrony, a phase connect fan, a idol fan, etc it depends on the day, im halfway expecting he ending in Pixelink and Globie

God's Strongest Dragoon · Jun 18, 2024

Sky Shouter said:
Thanks to Nolan's little event, there's now a non-zero chance that all of Holomyth is now aware of our pet retard Nolan Crush, and a non-zero chance they have stumbled upon this thread and its OP looking him up

@reinigen Any chance to link to the Nolan OP in the first post for this thread for the time being? Random tourists might not find it when it's hidden around page 134 out of 188 pages for this thread. Then again, the Chinese seemed to find it just fine. :koronehappyl:

God's Strongest Mozumite said:
This is beautiful, by pure chance Nolan has been catapulted to new heights of fame and lolcowdom, and now the greater hololive community gets to have fun laughing at the poor bastard. There's a comment thread under that video discussing the Nolan lore, featuring some niggas from /here/ dropping the juicy stuff:
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Which, of course, the man himself had to correct:
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Pure gold. Nolan needs to get recognized more often View attachment 71897

EDIT: I found this as well. Was he really slandering Selen back then, or is Nolan finally big enough for his own rrats?
View attachment 71898

Holofans: "Wow, this guy sucks!"
/here/-posters: "Oh boy, you going to learn today!"

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan · Jun 18, 2024

reinigen · Jun 18, 2024

God's Strongest Dragoon said:
@reinigen Any chance to link to the Nolan OP in the first post for this thread for the time being? Random tourists might not find it when it's hidden around page 134 out of 188 pages for this thread. Then again, the Chinese seemed to find it just fine.

Holofans: "Wow, this guy sucks!"
/here/-posters: "Oh boy, you going to learn today!"

Done

PassiveUnaggressive · Jun 18, 2024

God's Strongest Mozumite said:
Which, of course, the man himself had to correct:
View attachment 71895

Pure gold. Nolan needs to get recognized more often View attachment 71897

>not that you people care for truth
I'm left with a sense of wonder. :dokibirdWhat:

niggaphil · Jun 18, 2024

Since there is a new debut for the Hololive EN Justice, time to check Nolan is joining the new EN discord, or get immediately banned or not. :dokiSmug:

There should be banning Nolan SpeedRun category soon :dokiSmug:

I will lurk in the Chinese server, and god I hope there is vent channel for Nolan to be LMAO

IdenticalPlateaus · Jun 18, 2024

God's Strongest Mozumite said:
EDIT: I found this as well. Was he really slandering Selen back then, or is Nolan finally big enough for his own rrats?
View attachment 71898

Well it's at least partly a rrat right? As far as I know Nolan hasn't had access to neetbux for 'years', he's a long time chumpedo but not a long time Gura member.

niggaphil · Jun 19, 2024

Oh, Today is Nolan's 23rd birthday. HBD to the LMAOO who can't get a job

Meanwhile, 23 years old Nolan degeneracy continues:

Yeah right, pretty sure your one and only friend/wife is Scoots:

Nolan: I am broke, but I want to participate in Taiwan's Gura event! Why don't you participate the US region, I wonder

Clown Penis · Jun 19, 2024

God's Strongest Dragoon said:
Holofans: "Wow, this guy sucks!"
/here/-posters: "Oh boy, you going to learn today!"

For those visitors whom are not in the know, Nolan is bisexual, by the way.
:crushwtfiswrong:

Azehara · Jun 19, 2024

BlueSharkTV said:
he doesn't watch streams, kiara said it in one of the other streams she did (I think in new vegas?) but he as clearly stated only clicks on nijiYamanba streams and streams with high CCV.

I think he just follows every agency Vtuber and as you say, goes for Niji and if no Niji is there he picks whoever shows up on his Follower's list.

Saturnus said:
He's also being branded as a Nijisister in the comments.

Not gonna argue with that because he did have a spergout (which I think was documented here several pages back) on getting banned from one of the Dokibird fancords (which was formerly a Selen fancord iirc) for arguing with a mod about him doing his usual postings in relation to an Elira stream and not understanding why others didn't give her the benefit of the doubt (in regards to the drama) In a Dokibird-centric fan discord when he did.

I commented on some Khyo video about Elira being a part of the stupid NBA thing despite not streaming for about 3 full months and showing up once. Nolan came in to correct me that she had been streaming regularly since that one stream (probably had streamed about 3 more times since then) and that I should not spread misinformation or some shit. He clearly is a Nijifag and he clearly is still retarded and can't really take things any other way except than literally.

IdenticalPlateaus · Jun 19, 2024

Azehara said:
He clearly is a Nijifag and he clearly is still retarded and can't really take things any other way except than literally.

Nolan is a Nolanfag, his entire identity is based around what he is a fan of. Anyone he likes can't be a bad person because that would make him a bad person, which is impossible because in his mind he is without fault.

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