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Lazybug

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I love manic Pieeba she's atleast better then depressive perba
 

Prostate Cuckarov

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Lazybug

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Realticule

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It's possible she has pneumonia or bronchitis.
I should be there to treat and tend to her meat form, the universe is too cruel a place for allowing her to suffer in solitude. :pippasadl:
 

DogBone

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I should be there to treat and tend to her meat form, the universe is too cruel a place for allowing her to suffer in solitude. :pippasadl:
I can picture you taking antibiotic pills and chewing them up and spitting it into Pippa's mouth, like a momma bird feeding her babies.
 

RedRage

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I can picture you taking antibiotic pills and chewing them up and spitting it into Pippa's mouth, like a momma bird feeding her babies.
I couldn't, why did you feel the need to do it for me?
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

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It's possible she has pneumonia or bronchitis.
Or, you know, a really bad sinus infection :smugpipi:

In all seriousness though, if this is her first time having it she's probably going to be taken on a ride (in my personal experience, the covid vaccines do fuck all to either blunt the impact or prevent you from getting it). It's been what, a week since offkai? She might get that lovely covid experience where she almost gets better and then it gets like 10x worse for another week.

Fun shit, rip yabbit. Hope she doesn't have the stomach symptoms, that shit was fucking terrible
 

Eat em and breed em

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Forgot she changed her header the other day
 

Postal rrat

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I can picture you taking antibiotic pills and chewing them up and spitting it into Pippa's mouth, like a momma bird feeding her babies.
I see everyone is giving into the voices
 

Realticule

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Can you people not be weird when the Pippa is in need?
 

DelusionTree

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Sorry Pippa but handing the average retard masks and expecting them not to contaminate themselves and everything around is one of them dumbest takes from you yet. Masks are just chin talismans to the untrained person.

There have been multiple post-covid studies showing, adjusting for population density, that states and counties without mask mandates had literally the same infection rate as ones with.
Partly because of how extremely contagious covid is and the other part is wearing PPE properly and effectively is actually hard. It takes some training and constant conscious effort knowing what you're touching on yourself and your environment and all it takes is just one momentary slip to contaminate yourself and others.
The only way to stop illnesses from spreading is to stay home when you're sick but most people don't do that unless they are almost seriously ill.
 

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RedRage

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She might get that lovely covid experience where she almost gets better and then it gets like 10x worse for another week.
Going from the lung death, to getting a day or two of feeling normal, right into a week of cold shakes was a hell I wish on no one. Covid hitting hard is not fun.
 

Realticule

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Titanosaurus

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The covid and the super mold are fighting! As funny as the tweets are I wish pIppa didn't have to read a bunch of bullshit while she's sick. I know she's trying to entertain herself though.
:pippasadl:
 

NuPerezzorcjunmunospolkos

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She masks cause she's a fucking weeb

iirc the entire reason Japan has such a strong masking culture when you're sick is because of the 1918 flu pandemic. It eventually becoming a form of fashion is just the natural course of things.
 

Salado

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iirc the entire reason Japan has such a strong masking culture when you're sick is because of the 1918 flu pandemic. It eventually becoming a form of fashion is just the natural course of things.
Try to explain that to a person that struggles to the notion of "Northern Ireland".
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Next Pippa merch is going to be Pippa masks with her smug mouth on it. This is your punishment capipis.
 

Spergatory

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Next Pippa merch is going to be Pippa masks with her smug mouth on it. This is your punishment capipis.
It's less gay than her programming socks so that's a positive.
 

NuPerezzorcjunmunospolkos

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Not sure why anyone is surprised, though. Looks like a a lot of people confused her autistic "I don't give a shit about 99% of things" for her being "Le based" or whatever.
 
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