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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

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I offer this Amelia Watson to stop the ever-present gura-posting timeloop in this thread.

AI Generated purely for shits and giggles.
 

frz

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And Mori is also a well-known workaholic that has a big passion for music and such performances. She's also not averse to the travel, or flat-out moving to another country to pursue such things, like she did when she was purely Demondice.

Average JP doesn't have to travel to and back from Japan and deal with all the stress of entering and exiting countries and all that extra non-sense to do 3D stuff. Myth in general should stream or at least communicate more, but lots of back and forth travel can easily exhaust people that aren't used to that, or like traveling in general.
Is gura even travelling back and forth, the last rrat I heard is she never went to Japan and just never leave. That's how she is in so many 3d collab.
 

Seth

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Is gura even travelling back and forth, the last rrat I heard is she never left Japan.
Yeah flying in a plane isnt good for her second pregnancy.
 

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Warspite

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Breaking down Shishiro Botan's Natsuyasumi Honey moons with her Waifus.

August 72nd, 2023.
(This is gonna be a big post to break it down for EOP, sorry in advance for fanboying)
(Only gonna cover the two dates, and partially the zatsu at the end otherwise i really will be here 4ever.)


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- It starts with Botan jamming out, head bobbing, "La lion, La Lion~~" ... ah but she's muted. Oops, hag laughter ensues. Unmutes. "La Lion, La Lionnn~ Maiku ga muto, La Lion~~"

- Apologizes that her voice is still a little scratchy from getting over her cold. She thinks she sounds like an old man, but no she really doesn't lol. Just a couple throat clears here and there.
- "Let's see what we got up to with our guests over this summer vacation! Lamy-chan, and Watame-chan. Our first guest is Lamy!"


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- Lamy says she could hear Botan while she was muted and pokes fun at her.
- Lamy introduces herself as the "Legal Wife!"
- Botan says that her heart is racing doki doki and she's nervous, but Lamy says to calm down and don't act creepy lol.
- Botan starts to talk like an old man, saying stuff like "sou da na" and Lamy pokes fun at her again, "you really do sound like an Oji-san!"

So where did Botan take Lamy on their date?

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- A cozy and private spot along the Saitama river!
- Shishiron is preparing something. It's a food and drink smoker!
- They're gonna have a big BBQ party and lots of drinks!

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- Here ⬆️ is the drink smoker and some seasoned/flavored wood pellets. I'll show you how it works shortly.

- First, a huge selection of Alcohol! Malt Beer, Sapphire Gin, Suntory Whiskey, 3 different Sake, 4 different Smirnoff Vodka.

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- Here ⬇️ Botan has placed the drink smoker on top of a glass of Sake. She is spooning Wood pellets into the center and will light it with a stick torch. After which a lid is placed on top and the smoke filters into the bottom of the glass. She smokes the drinks for 3 minutes, sharing the glass with Lamy.

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- Here ⬆️ you can see the smoke being forced into the glass. They wait 3 minutes!
- First they take a sniff test, they say the aroma is pretty strong!
- It's pretty good! Lamy comments that the Japanese sake has almost taken on a smoky whiskey like after taste and Botan agrees.
- Next ⬇️ they decide to smoke some of that Suntory Whiskey.

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- This time Botan decides to torch the wood pellets really good and as you can see the smoke ends up quite thick!
- They're both amazed how well the smoker keeps it sealed. But how does it taste!?
- When the lid is removed, it's quite cinematic. The smoke is slow to leave the glass, so Botan wafts it up and out.
- First they comment on the smell again, it's quite pleasant. Now they will take turns tasting. Lamy is first.
- At first she says "wahhh" and starts to say "Sugoi" but it comes out slow and puckered. It seems the Whiskey was quite strong even for Alcoholic Lamy! Hag laughs ensue. Lamy downs the whole cup though.
- Botan is next, so they smoke another cup of Whiskey and make some small talk as Lamy starts to feel drunk.
- Botan takes a big gulp and starts coughing!! Trying to clear her throat while laughing all the time. It's very tasty but quite strong for her as well.
- They continue drinking, but the video moves along to BBQ segment. (Prepare for lots more pics!)

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- Here ⬆️ Lamy is gonna beat the meat with a tenderizer, Botan tells her to imagine it is Yagoo! BANG BANG BANG.

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- Meat beaten. Impressive for Lamy's spaghetti arms. Speaking of which...

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- Those spaghetti arms are now having trouble cutting the BBQ ribs, or maybe it's the alcohol making it hard to keep the knife straight lol.

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- The grilled Steak! Lamy is cutting again, since Botan is cooking. Botan got the perfect cook on this bad boy, just look at the color! They're both quite impressed.
- They start to eat, so far everything is cooked to perfection and tastes good. They're both drunk though, and they end up sharing a laugh over the words to express "It's really meat!"

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- Next course, Sausage and peppers! ⬆️
- In the background noise you can hear some kids screeching upstream. Lamy and Botan share a laugh over this as well. It's increasingly obvious they are smashed. Their dolls fall over and they laugh at that too. ⬇️

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- Next is a tin they placed on the grill and covered with goodies inside for smoking. Shrimps, Cheese, Pork belly cuts in a sauce. ⬇️

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- Botan is having an absolute laughing fit at the deflated cheese wheel. She starts prodding it with the fork to check if it's ok lol. Pero Pero.
- Next course, Salmon! ⬇️

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- Cooked to perfection again. Botan seasoned it quite well. There are even Lemon wheels underneath it.

- Damn these girls can eat. But finally we move on to dessert course. It's also smoked, but only for a little.

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- It's a fruit compost of sorts, with a cake layer bottom and topped in melted marshmallows!
- Lamy's favorite part is the melted marshmallow, but the whole thing is warm and tasty. A good end to their meal.
- Lamy mentions they continued drinking into the night. Shishiron was quite lovey-dovey with Lamy, but Botan doesn't remember it lol.
- The date is over. Botan briefly discusses that they got up to lots of drunk antics, afterwards, she might put a separate video in members content to cover it if management deems it appropriate possible. Seems like some work will need to be done on it though if so lol.

Lamy Date End.

- The next guest is Wife #2, Watame!
- Watame says they did/experienced something for the first time together! Scandalous! Botan says not to speak anymore, her first wife is watching! Lamy will get mad!


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- They're in Chuo Ward, a portion of Tokyo, specifically the Nihonbashi area, Ningyocho! (Doll Town!)
- What are they doing here? They're going to make handcrafted sweets, traditional Japanese Wagashi! They'll use wooden tools, their hands, and simple ingredients.

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- Here ⬆️ is their teacher for this. They want to make their mascots! (SSRB and Watamates.)
- But the first Wagashi they will make is Hanabi! 花火 (Fireworks) Not actual fireworks, but a treat that is inspired by them.

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- Here ⬆️ is an example their instructor made beforehand. The shiny foil on top is edible. You can slightly see something colored on the inside right? More on that in a bit.

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- Botan hand! ⬆️They're making colored balls. This is the secret to the faint glow in the center of the Hanabi sweets. Botan has made blue and green so far, Watame on the left, made yellow and pink. Watame is in the process of making a red one, but it soon disappears! She said it fell, but it was hidden somewhere.
- Other than their hands, those wooden tools in the center are all they have to shape the sweets.
- Sensei brings out the Red bean paste (Common in Asian sweets), but Botan says it looks like a salami!

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- To be fair, it kinda does look like a little Salami. あんこ (Red Bean paste in Botan's hand on the right.) ⬆️
- How does their first time go?! Here are the results. ⬇️

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- Left to right: Watame, Sensei, Botan. Watame and Botan decided on Gold foil over Silver.
- They make a second batch with different colors, both rounds a little sloppy but not bad for first timers. A round of applause!

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- Botan on Right, Watame on left. ⬆️

- Next it's time to make SSRB and Watamate shaped Wagashi!
- Botan is glad SSRB is such a simple design. Watame is not quite as lucky...

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- Botan gently shapes and connects the SSRB Ears. ⬆️
- But for some reason off-camera, Watame is banging on a grater!! Bang bang bang!

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- Naruhodo, Watame needed to shred some dough to make little hairs for the Watamates head. ⬆️
- Some small talk between Watame, Botan and the Instructor as they each begin to work on the finer details. Sensei is cheering them on!

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- Watamate shaping up nicely, it seems a bit angry though. It's also has a big pompadour, but you can't quite tell from this angle. (Sorry)
- But not to be outdone! Botan starts mixing different colors! She's gonna try to make a Camo'd SSRB!

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- End Results ⬆️
- Watame made 3 total Watamates, and Botan just the two SSRB. To wash down their treats the tradition is matcha green-tea! Prepared by their instructor the traditional way.

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- They thank the teacher respectfully for guiding them and say they had a good time learning.
- For the tasting/eating Wagashi, Botan will upload that video to members content. Botan says this isn't her first time eating Wagashi, but it is her first time making them. Watame has never had them before, so it was her first time for both!
- Botan says these types of traditional sweets are usually made barehand, and it's easier because body heat helps you shape better by melting the red bean past for example. The Instructor let them use gloves and even put on a pair herself to copy them.

Watame Date End.

- Zatsu stuff from here, just a little. I've been at this for a while and gotta get back to JP studies...

- Botan calls Lamy back, the wives are all here! ShishiLamyWata!
- Lamy is quite amazed at the video she just saw. Making Wagashi looks fun, and she's amazed what Botan and Watame could do on their first try. Botan says the video was edited quite a bit, it made them look like they were more talkative then they actually were. The truth is while making them, there were periods of silence because they were so focused!
- With Watame on her left, and Lamy on her right, Botan says "I have a flower in each hand!" What a player. Hag laughing ensues of course. Lamy calls Botan a pervert, and Watame calls her an dirty old man.
- Botan talks about maybe rowing a canoe with them. And if they won't go for that, how about an Onsen trip next? She's really laying it on them thick, what a lovely Husband she makes.
- Lamy reminds Botan that the onsen with all three of them was her idea, but Botan was too drunk to remember!
- Botan says when they go to the Onsen, she'll record their voices and either do a space on Twitter/X or upload the audio to Youtube.

- Segue into Merch shilling! (I've linked it below for you guys if interested)
- For some reason Lamy made a comment about stuffing her panties into the merch bag lmao.
- Lamy and Watame are both happy with the merch, they're gonna buy it!
- Lamy expresses some concern over canoeing. It's scary, she suggets fishing instead! And whoever loses the fishing games will get their soul taken away to the dark realm! Botan says that's Yu-Gi-Oh!

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3rd Anni Merch:

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Commemorative Photo:
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Botan Captioned it: "A picture of these two who came in their date clothes, and me like an old man who came in my casual shirt."
(Apologies again, I know it's long and formatted weird. I tried my best.)

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Seth

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@Warspite please spoiler your post holy fuck. i'ill read it though
 

Godzilla1984

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Warspite

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God's Strongest Mozumite

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Maybe a psychotic Kanata will stop the timeloop.


Good idea, let's instead timeloop back to when Kanata willingly joined a big event with males and then acted like a goddamn spastic when she came across said males. What a dumb bitch! :SelenHAHAhere:
 

Shuba Saber

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A-chan sang Watame's Sweet Night Sweet Time a while ago.


She stated multiple times she's happier being backstage support but man would I love to see her up front just once.
 

Johnny Jambalaya

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Good idea, let's instead timeloop back to when Kanata willingly joined a big event with males and then acted like a goddamn spastic when she came across said males. What a dumb bitch! :SelenHAHAhere:
Cover should mandate all talents that haven’t collabed with a male to do so. Not because I care about it but just because it would be very funny.
 

Watamate

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A-chan sang Watame's Sweet Night Sweet Time a while ago.


She stated multiple times she's happier being backstage support but man would I love to see her up front just once.

I'd love to see her on stage in an official Idol outfit. And a HoloSummer bathing suit :vespernosebleed:

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MornLurker

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i doubt mel has unicorns considering her roommate has streamed playing with dudes before.

i think she played some ttrpg with a bunch of dudes too but i can't find those streams.

Mel is fairly active in doujin music scene, and like many other long-time internet singer who started out in nico-nico (Polka, Towa etc.), they've made a lot of friends circle which also includes male utaites, some doesn't show it blatantly (especially with hololive's fans demography) but most of their old fans has expected male interaction at some point even if they do slight-gfe content as their current VTuber persona

It's also why NijiJP had amazing chemistry with each other regardless of genders, a lot of them generally came from similar friend circles if you're already familiar with early year niconico community boom
 

Sky Shouter

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Where is Gura?

Imagine being a Hamas militant (inshallah), running out from the bombed out remains of a kindergarten where you had beheaded some infidel babies, into the streets littered with the mangled bodies of your 8 children who bravely died throwing rocks in the name of Allah, and the very last thing you see before a 30mm shell obliterates your upper torso is some blue shark anime girl on an APC

I bet both Muhammad and Allah would laugh at you in the afterlife
 

Warspite

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I'll drop today's Holoctober haul before i get ready for bed, but first some recommended streams happening right now.





Chloe is so excited to get into Space for Starfield. She's enjoying it so far. Her cute reactions are making me 2nd-hand excited haha.


Day 11's theme is "Retro:"






Tag me if you spy some Calli's and Botan's out there.
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Kuri Rinji

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Wonder what got under the skin of the most one-guyed VTuber this time.


Update. It seems he just had a high school-level mental breakdown again. There seems to be no difference between female and male menheras.

 

MornLurker

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Update. It seems he just had a high school-level mental breakdown again. There seems to be no difference between female and male menheras.


the fag really tweeted like he's still on his teenager phase, good god
 

The Rrat

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A-chan sang Watame's Sweet Night Sweet Time a while ago.


She stated multiple times she's happier being backstage support but man would I love to see her up front just once.

Was this from that members only karaoke on the main channel? Might need to look for that VOD. I wanna see how she did with Psycho.
 

Cubanodun

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Nobody under Covers umbrella is spared from having weird or annoying fans unfortunately
Male vtubers have to deal with both genders with clinically terminal virginity, is hard to be a stars

Sure was nice of Aviel to take time away from committing divine retribution against his unruly neighbors to let everyone know he's alright. Fight the good fight, sir.
There is a infinite supply of sad girls available now, time to poach

Mel surprised me, but looking it up, this is apparently not the first time she's dancing with the stars. Huh.
pfftt Mel love to hang with the Stars, you can always see her in their birthdays she is particularly fond of Ryo and her simps dont care for some reason, her ex manager in the other hand must be seething kek
 
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The Rrat

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This one was too good for me not to post:
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