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can't tell if sarcasm or not. her getting jap married could've kept her in japan?
if not sarcasm and it is good evidence that they aren't related/sisters than this is extra lol
they both have gay dads and a sister that is conservative that pisses them off. what are they putting in that canadian water turning all the dads gay?

If we take Kelsey's words at face value, she did say that she used to be falling down the "alt-right pipeline" in the past and then did a full 180, all of these are dated 5+ years ago... Just what if...
 

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If we take Kelsey's words at face value, she did say that she used to be falling down the "alt-right pipeline" in the past and then did a full 180, all of these are dated 5+ years ago...
Alt Right, aka probably reached Pippa tier lukewarm edginess and then fell deep into leftism.
 

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If we take Kelsey's words at face value, she did say that she used to be falling down the "alt-right pipeline" in the past and then did a full 180, all of these are dated 5+ years ago... Just what if...
Would this Jenna character that was upset at her sister for posting "Trumpisms" also be likely to upset Kelsey for liking an anti-LGBT post?
 

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BROTHER, there's no way they aren't related.

Kelsey thought she isn't white because of Italian heritage. :whatastory:
 

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The tweet she's replying to is deleted, but the account tagged is someone who reposts nothing but idol shit.
 

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Trying to connect dots. Searched homeland, an old handle of hers is misty_burlesque you can see remnants of it by her taking photos with japs on twitter circa 2019.
So there is a mighty coincidence if the person I found and Kelsey aren't related. On her old Tumblr @kerukkuma she lists ethnicity as Austrian (among others) and her Italian surname is actually a minor part of her blood. Looking for Canadian, specifically French Canadian, women in their 30s I stumbled on a few. Most are complete nothing burgers, but there are two that could be related to her, either as cousins, in-laws, or sister(s). But the truly interesting one, I'm unsure if they are related, but there are some big flags.

Has Austrian citizenship. Her name is Jenna Lorraine Parnigroni. Most of her handles are based on Jenna Lorraine. She worked for the now defunct Panda Global esports organization. Her LinkedIn has her as Jenna P. Poshmark as Jenna Lorraine Parnigoni. On twitter she says she was raised by a gay father.

She is a full on libtard and has (a) kid(s) and lives in Quebec and speaks French and has the same surname. Likes Japan and nerdshit. Has a pic of her wearing an jap Idol outfit. No mention of sister(s)/Kelsey though. It could be she married a Parnigoni as there are old usernames of just Jenna Lorraine. Interesting at any rate. Canada is much harder to find familial ties because every company and their government don't sell data to literally everyone. Oh and if you squint real hard you can see some facial similarities but they are White women.
What is the likelihood that there are two gay Parnigoni fathers who birthed women in their 30s who are french canadian nerds?

So i found a facebook profile which could be kelsey's grandfather.
Why i believe well because he uploaded a picture of her like 10 years ago.
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Decided to look at his friendlist, randomly opened this guy's profile which has Jenna in her profile. They all live or lived in Montreal at one point.
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So i found a facebook profile which could be kelsey's grandfather.
Why i believe well because he uploaded a picture of her like 10 years ago.
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Decided to look at his friendlist, randomly opened this guy's profile which has Jenna in her profile. They all live or lived in Montreal at one point.
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Can you see if you find a Megan Parnigoni? That was the other possible cousin or sister. I don't have zuccbook
 

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Fuck that all makes too much sense. Something was off about her, like she was trying to play the part of a fanatic leftist. She reminds me of a born again christian.
 

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Maybe there's a third sister. I want to believe clara is such a annoying cunt that she somehow got dumped by some oriental sap and her turn to libtardism is her dreading dying alone. Clara the divorcee is far more hilarious but a third sister is the most likely.
 

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Kelsey you are just suppose to fuck the Japanese businessmen, not marry them

:keeekiface:
 

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Hey retards you might want to actually ARCHIVE THE TWEETS YOU DUMBFUCKS.
 

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Hey retards you might want to actually ARCHIVE THE TWEETS YOU DUMBFUCKS.
she isn't a real lolcow mr janny its okay

also if u wanna jej a little

her sister also streamed. crazy accent w/ vocal fry
 

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Can you see if you find a Megan Parnigoni? That was the other possible cousin or sister. I don't have zuccbook
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