Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[geesecode]

People wait so they don't DIE, Pippa. So they don't get T-BONED by someone RUNNING THE LIGHT.

I do not want to DIE.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Pippa road rage would be adorable.

Shut the fuck up, Reti- oh.

 

[thhrang]

Pippa road rage would be adorable.

Wrong account, Reticule.

 

[Hff201]

Pippa being behind the wheel of a several ton death machine should strike fear into the hearts of all.

She's trying to fit in with the Asians in Phase.

 

[Topo Chico]

Pippa being behind the wheel of a several ton death machine should strike fear into the hearts of all.

she cant be worse than the average illegal in florida thats booze cruising during daylight hours

 

[Hff201]

She got rear-ended?

Spoiler

 

[Sven]

"I don't want to make myself out to be a bad driver"
20 minutes of rambling that indicates she might not be a good driver later

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Is she confusing a red light with a red arrow?

 

[Furious George]

Shut the fuck up, Reti- oh.

 

[RestlessRain]

Imagine getting your knowledge of state road rules off an official government website pdf or a learner driver book and not Facebook memes.

 

[RestlessRain]

The faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road to have an accident.

 

[JMForte]

Is she confusing a red light with a red arrow?

Most states prohibit it or don't specifically mention if it's allowed or disallowed. Some states, you can turn on a red arrow, specifically, Florida and Oregon.

 

[Hff201]

If you drive down the road at 170mph or higher the cameras can't take the picture in time.

 

[Furious George]

Driving the speed limit makes you look suspicious Pippa.

 

[geesecode]

This myth, at least with the people I know, just comes from general folklore and speedometers being inaccurate. 5 isn't something you'll probably get pulled over for, but that doesn't make it not the speed limit. If someone wants to go the speed limit, get off their case and their ass.

Edit: While I'm at it, she's right about the left lane, too. That's not universally a passing lane in the states, and it's not the speeding lane either. Just by the books, it's not the "go faster than the limit" lane, even if someone is a bit of an ass for blocking it.

the cameras

Must suck.

 

[Thomas Talus]

People who strictly adhere to the speed limit are cancer, this is pure Pippa L and not good girl behavior.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

City-slickers don't know about cows and deer standing in the road.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Sorry officer, free bird was playing

 

[Postal rrat]

Pippa is immortal

 

[Helkar]

"I will resist the urge" - Pipkin Pippa, famously a person of restraint.