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Helkar

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...Kelsey you absolutely make weird fucking noises, that's not a neg, it's A)factual, and B)part of your charm as Clara, honestly, but if you don't like it i guess you can take B) out of the equation and just be left with A)
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
...Kelsey you absolutely make weird fucking noises, that's not a neg, it's A)factual, and B)part of your charm as Clara, honestly, but if you don't like it i guess you can take B) out of the equation and just be left with A)
She's weird and quirky and proud of it god damnit! But also if you call her weird it's an insult. Make it make sense... :urtearingmeapart:
 

Helkar

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Joined:  Jun 14, 2024
She's weird and quirky and proud of it god damnit! But also if you call her weird it's an insult. Make it make sense... :urtearingmeapart:
Man, her return to streaming can honestly turn out to be an absolute explosion of passive-agressiveness. She's spent the last month doing three things, drinking, partying and politsperging, and during all of that the company had one of its arguably best months ever, with strongest wave of debuts ever.
 

Tamokii

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Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
Man, her return to streaming can honestly turn out to be an absolute explosion of passive-agressiveness. She's spent the last month doing three things, drinking, partying and politsperging, and during all of that the company had one of its arguably best months ever, with strongest wave of debuts ever.
I would be lying saying I am not apprehensive for her return. I can't really picture a space for her to fit into now that everything has settled, it feels like the company is so much more positive. Maybe she was the menhera absorbing agent that was needed all along.
 

Death by Dishonor

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Joined:  Nov 3, 2024
Man, her return to streaming can honestly turn out to be an absolute explosion of passive-agressiveness.
Airiheads most affected :pippasadl:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
White woman try not to like romance with cheating challenge, level impossible:
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At least she has decent taste for the most part.
 

Aka Split

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>doesnt care if the human race goes extinct
Its totally not a death cult guys.
Carpentry and Chefery are both professions that are completely dominated at the top by men.

Why not make up an example of a field where women are actually on top, like female sport.......ohhhhhh....nevermind.
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
White woman try not to like romance with cheating challenge, level impossible:
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Wants in her pants. Or a glowie. Set this man’s Minecraft house on fire and quadruple the tick speed.

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That is not surprising. TikTok, unchecked, rots the brain beyond being able to read anymore. Actually feel kinda bad she probably doesn’t realize that.

At least she has decent taste for the most part.
Decent taste, yeah, though I’m surprised she’s a fan of LotR without saying it’s problematic at all on the alt. Unfortunately she’s also more based than some “based” Phase members for liking LotR. :annoyedpippa:

Also she’s a big Japanophile but no Japanese stuff. Faker!
 

angry sushi

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Carpentry and Chefery are both professions that are completely dominated at the top by men.

Why not make up an example of a field where women are actually on top, like female sport.......ohhhhhh....nevermind.
:koronehappyl::koronehappyl::koronehappyl:

Nursing, early education, HR, Customer Support, yelp reviewers, onlyfans, fansly's, and the worst of all, women lead in motherhood, but how dare she assume a woman is only good at being a mother.

I'm getting bitch fatigue with her stupid ass.
 

Security

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Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
Decent taste, yeah, though I’m surprised she’s a fan of LotR without saying it’s problematic at all on the alt. Unfortunately she’s also more based than some “based” Phase members for liking LotR. :annoyedpippa:

But which Lord of the Rings does she like? Based "Whites Only" LotR, or "Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy, Dem Riiiings of Powah!" LotR?
 

geesecode

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But which Lord of the Rings does she like? Based "Whites Only" LotR, or "Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy, Dem Riiiings of Powah!" LotR?
I forgot that show existed. Oh God, very real chance she's just a Rings of Power fan since she didn't specify. :gunpeko:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
But which Lord of the Rings does she like? Based "Whites Only" LotR, or "Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy, Dem Riiiings of Powah!" LotR?
I forgot that show existed. Oh God, very real chance she's just a Rings of Power fan since she didn't specify. :gunpeko:
She did say that she didn't find anything wrong with níggers being in Rings of Power, so I can imagine that she watched it and liked it. But since the talk was about movies you can assume that she was talking about the original LotR.
 

Koronesuki

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
She probably only likes the LotR movies because they had Orlando Bloom with long blonde hair. That's what most women her age enjoyed about those movies. That, and imagining that the hobbits were gay because her brain probably can't comprehend platonic male affection.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Probably why she hates Depp because he upstaged her man back in the day

 
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Furious George

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At least she has decent taste for the most part.
Silence of the Lambs. I know she has a thing for Jodie Foster, despite Jodie rolling deep for Mel Gibson during his cancellation, but I'm surprised she likes a movie that portrays vermintide like that.

Fuck it, rrats are hungry and I have insomnia. You can’t be realistic like that.

Paraphrasing: she’s very level when responding to the initial timestamped chatter. Her eyes dart back and forth, but she only looks around with her pupils, for the most part, when recalling her own break.

“I haven’t spoken to her in a while.”

She starts noticeably moving her head around the screen at this point, bobbing. I imagine she’s pulling up her Twitter or YouTube to check, since she’s talking about schedules?

“Is she on vacation/back?”

You can hear a very loud keyboard or mouse click (assuming it’s not part of the BGM). She keeps moving her head around a bit, it dips, perhaps Discord in the taskbar? I don’t know her monitor size, can we get a professional monitor size guesser autist on that? :smugmoona:

“It’s been a while since I heard from her.”

You can hear (either BGM or) what I assume to be a mouse scroll wheel being scrolled several times. Last Kaching Up was 2 months ago. Maybe she scrolled back a bit in her DMs to get to Clara’s.

Notice how her wording changed.

A very unsure “I haven’t spoken to her in a while.”

To all that movement and “It’s been a while since I heard from her.” where she found a natural close in the topic, so I assume she answered her question.

No, it doesn’t mean Clara hates her or that she’s graduating. But it does sound and look to me like evidence that Airi did, in fact, try to reach out last and maybe some time ago. Don’t get why she’d have that happen—Clara was nothing if not professional. :loading:
Clara gives me the impression of someone who has no particular attachment to her job. She clocks in, milks people she hates for donos, and then goes about her day without giving it a second thought.

Her company mates are work acquaintances that she collaborates with, socialises with as required, but outside of work, they aren't compatible with her lifestyle.

While not necessarily the worst attitude, it may confuse some of the other girls who seem to genuinely enjoy streaming and have formed real friendships with the other girls.
 

thhrang

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Godzilla1984

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Tamokii

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Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
I'd pick Jelly.

Rrats winning in my opinion with the song and how the girls are backing Jelly so hard.
 

Furious George

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zooalcut

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Joined:  Mar 14, 2025
I'd pick Jelly.

Rrats winning in my opinion with the song and how the girls are backing Jelly so hard.
How will our Resident Larper respond? Double down, ignore, or make her own song
 
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