"I, um... am really good at sitting in the passenger seat and eating food. But if we get some McDonald's fries, I can feed you while you drive like, 'Say aah~!' Before you can say 'I want one' I'll stuff 'em inside your mouth. Sure, the inside of the car may smell like fries but that's a small price to pay for happiness"Yuzuki Choco

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Phantasm

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Not bothered to write an essay this time about why my political beliefs are superior to Clara's, just pretend that I've written it and you've just read it. Thanks.
I agree with everything I've just pretended you said one hundred percent very insightful read
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Not bothered to write an essay this time about why my political beliefs are superior to Clara's, just pretend that I've written it and you've just read it. Thanks.
I can't believe you posted what you did regarding that ethnic group.
 

Tamokii

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Koronesuki

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Not bothered to write an essay this time about why my political beliefs are superior to Clara's, just pretend that I've written it and you've just read it. Thanks.
This is a real time saver. Do you think you could teach Proctor to do this?
 

The Proctor

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When you care so little about someone's "dumb ass opinion" that you still feel the need to talk about it ten years later.

I'm sympathetic toward a lot of mental disorders but eating disorders of the "waaah my body image" variety are the most obvious "lack of discipline" disorders out there. If you're so terminally online that some rando on an image board insulting you is enough to make you fucking starve yourself then the solution is literally to log the fuck off.

I have personal experience with eating disorders. A family that goes to the same church as I do had a daughter with an eating disorder. They were all fat, she was the opposite. Fortunately the community was supportive and she recovered eventually, but for about eight months we watched her waste away bit by bit. Her periods stopped, her face became skeletal, etc. She wore extremely thick clothing to try and cover it up, but when she wore sandals you could see the outline of even the smallest bones in her feet, and her fingers looked like white noodles. Basically, it was a really horrifying thing to witness.

Her case was the result of being the youngest member of a huge family and being used as unpaid labour in their fast food restaurant. Her schedule was dictated 24/7 by her parents and siblings with no room for self-expression. So she rebelled in the only way she could; by starving herself. She recovered fully only when she was able to move out and express some personal independence.

Point being; eating disorders almost always arise from deeply troubled family situations. They are a symptom, not a disease. I can't help but wonder what screwed up Canuk bullshit Clara went through as a child to do this to her.
 

Unseiso Dragon

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If she read lolcow 10 years ago, I wonder what places she is reading now...
Oh you know where…

Hi Kelsey! You're always welcome to create an account and deboooonk every single one of our armchair psychology sessions! :gurawave:
 

Hff201

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I have personal experience with eating disorders. A family that goes to the same church as I do had a daughter with an eating disorder. They were all fat, she was the opposite. Fortunately the community was supportive and she recovered eventually, but for about eight months we watched her waste away bit by bit. Her periods stopped, her face became skeletal, etc. She wore extremely thick clothing to try and cover it up, but when she wore sandals you could see the outline of even the smallest bones in her feet, and her fingers looked like white noodles. Basically, it was a really horrifying thing to witness.

Her case was the result of being the youngest member of a huge family and being used as unpaid labour in their fast food restaurant. Her schedule was dictated 24/7 by her parents and siblings with no room for self-expression. So she rebelled in the only way she could; by starving herself. She recovered fully only when she was able to move out and express some personal independence.

Point being; eating disorders almost always arise from deeply troubled family situations. They are a symptom, not a disease. I can't help but wonder what screwed up Canuk bullshit Clara went through as a child to do this to her.
I think it can be both extremes. There will clearly be victims of abuse and/or neglect who use it as a way to act out, who I am sympathetic toward and genuinely wish well. However, I've seen enough feminist thinkpieces about male objectification, magazine airbrushing, Instagram filters etc. allegedly causing eating disorders to see the other side of it too - women with unpleasant personalities letting their bitterness consume them, while refusing to take any personal accountability.

They absolutely have to be the prettiest and most popular woman in the room at all times, and they feel so threatened by their perceived competition that they will go to extremes to one-up them. That's the kind of person I see in Clara, since it tracks with her tendency to see her competition as "pick-me" girls, as well as her generally vitriolic attitude. With people like that it's a personality problem all the way down; their egos are so sensitive it is genuinely easier for them to endure the physical pains of starvation than it is to think "I'm not as cute as that other girl on /cgl/, and that's okay".
 

Death by Dishonor

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Not bothered to write an essay this time about why my political beliefs are superior to Clara's, just pretend that I've written it and you've just read it. Thanks.
What the fuck did you just call me?
 

SourAcid

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.
 

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.

This is a combination of her not knowing the difference between currency and money (and how barter existed), and also the Noble Savage myth of the past (and somehow present).

Standard commie stuff.
 

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This is a combination of her not knowing the difference between currency and money (and how barter existed), and also the Noble Savage myth of the past (and somehow present).

Standard commie stuff.
She's a Cucknadian libtard misandrist who has body issues, mommy issues, daddy issues, wants Loki (Tom Hiddleston) to fuck her silly, wants to fuck Loki (Tom Hiddleston) silly, troon supporting, lesbian loving, man hating, Hank Hill ass-having, femboy body bitch.

And a fucking commie to boot.

If God made a menhera cocktail, Kelsey drank all of it. Jesus.
 

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.
This is basically fucking stoner communism logic I remember hearing from my high school friends when I was a teenager.

*rips bowl* *coughs* "Like dude, what if we just lived in the forest with nature and took care of each other. We could eat berries 'n shit and be just like our ancestors before the government and money existed."

Incredible insight Kelsey, really teaching me about civilization right now.
 

geesecode

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.
Money is made up in the same way words are made up. Less equivalent but similarly, laws and the calendar are also made up. Clara please. This isn't even an educated enough take to be mad at.:fishmandispair:


We still do take care of the sick and elderly it just costs more now. Used to be they withered away for free in a bed while you maybe fed them and died quickly. Now you gotta pay for tubes, machines, and people educated in using those that keep them alive in better comfort and for longer. But the logistics behind those machines mean it costs an insane amount to keep them around, so the society has to actually work to make it happen.
 

Egg the Boiled

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.
Why does she always respond to comments by making brand new stories? Why not just make a regular comment response? Is it a quirk of the website or is she attention seeking?

I've been wondering this for a long time while lurking this thread.
 

Death by Dishonor

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Why does she always respond to comments by making brand new stories? Why not just make a regular comment response? Is it a quirk of the website or is she attention seeking?

I've been wondering this for a long time while lurking this thread.
Those aren't really comments, it's DMs in response to stories. She could respond in DMs, of course, but, uhhh... um... y'know.
 

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Okay, I do feel like writing an essay on why my political beliefs are better than Clara's this time.

Wealth disparity existed long before currency existed. Some of the earliest humans are buried like paupers, while others are buried with fine jewellery and gifts and elaborate tombs. Wealth disparity also exists in animals, which wouldn't make sense if money was the root of disparity - there's a huge difference in territory, food access and the mates the biggest and strongest monkey has, compared to the weakest monkey. And it's not as if the biggest and strongest monkey has more monkeybux than the weaker monkeys. Disparity is much deeper and more innate than who has a pile of "made-up money".

And while I'm at it, do you know who took care of the elderly and sick before wealth existed, Kelsey? That elderly or sick person's family did. I wouldn't be clamouring for that to make a comeback too hard, Kelsey, you wouldn't be able to be in Japan living your idol weeaboo life if we were still living with those rules.
 

Italian Raccoon

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Oh shes retarded. Yeah no shit money is made up. Look up what fiat currency is, dipshit.
You didn't post the one before this story, and the other one after.
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I'm pretty sure even her gay aunt would be disappointed with how "gay" she is today lol.
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Also lmao, malding because Japanese people don't give you attention, atleast Rie gave you some. Who else could be the "Australian friend"?
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Also lmao, malding because Japanese people don't give you attention, atleast Rie gave you some. Who else could be the "Australian friend"?

Is Rie even Australian? Thought she was another Chinese.
 

Clown Penis

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