General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[shipmate]

You... sure know a lot about this, champ.

Listen I won't be judgmental (out loud) but everyone needs a hobby and I guess his is "researching" and "archiving" Menaces adventures into whoredom

I knew Menace from the time she was Megbert, I went through the five stages of grief as I watched her falling into whoredom but my perception changed when she did the vibe karaoke (a normal vtuber karaoke with a lovense vibe, that's it). It was hilarious, not even that sexual as she didn't stop the stream to freakishly rub one out, just went on to do a full request playlist and end stream.
From that point onward I just accepted she's still the same person coming out as a bonafide slut (affectionate). Her anime, cooking, satire stuff is all there, I just wish she separated a bit more from the coom but what can I do, I don't own her.
It also helps that her thread on simpcity is very complete, her "fans" archive everything and report anything of interest, I don't have to check for anything myself. Pretty curious culture if I say so myself, it's possibly the male-version of pole-sisters (hole-brothers?).

You see, I read Fansly for the articles.

Playboy had real writers and editors, the magazine died when they were let go.

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It's fucking with my headcannon since @shipmate used to have _F at the end of his name so I always thought he was one of the few women on the forum. Now I don't know what to think.

I transitioned, sorry. You'll have to pick wew or Mag to groom.
No one bothered with it so I just removed it, Ferdinand italian destroyers reference.
The sister is just an offhand joke, I used to watch a lot of NijiJP back in the day.

 

[thhrang]

slut (affectionate)

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Alla dat shit

I'm happy you stopped pretending you were heartbroken over it, but if you're going to Azeharapost, I suggest you do it in the degen thread.

 

[shipmate]

I know you americans aren't used to women warming up to you without wanting to marry into money but as I pointed out before, every individual got layers, it just happens some have 2 while others have 12.
If you don't believe it

I'm happy you stopped pretending you were heartbroken over it, but if you're going to Azeharapost, I suggest you do it in the degen thread.

Inshallah your oshi will start fleshposting and licking mics so you can understand my pain.

 

[thhrang]

Inshallah your oshi will start fleshposting and licking mics so you can understand my pain.

I can't tell if this is better or worse than "I hope your oshi gets into Nijisanji."

 

[Phantasm]

I can't tell if this is better or worse than "I hope your oshi gets into Nijisanji."

Considering Scarle's still there what's the difference?

 

[Hff201]

I know you americans aren't used to women warming up to you without wanting to marry into money but as I pointed out before, every individual got layers, it just happens some have 2 while others have 12.
If you don't believe it

Honestly I don't really care if you like her porn or whatever, you do you, I just think it's funny when people accidentally tell us more than they meant to and then try to dig their way out of it.

I can't tell if this is better or worse than "I hope your oshi gets into Nijisanji."

Our oshi literally promised foot ASMR, let's not poke the bear on this one...

 

[bothyourhouses]

So much for getting goodwill for "saving" these people, seems they really were after the pre-built fanbases and clout after all lol.

If she was cutting the corp out of all their revenue then it's absolutely deserved. Even if you offer a very generous deal there are always people who will push it too far, so you always have to set limits. That doesn't mean there aren't arrangements that are more or less talent friendly than others.

I am not sure how they are doing after leaving but I havent heard about any of them in a very long time.

Nyanners continued much as she was for a while, though I think she's more recently taken a step back.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Inshallah your oshi will start fleshposting and licking mics so you can understand my pain.

And here I thought she just did 2D whoring... You have my sympathy. Oh well, I can't cast stones as I'm a filthy ASMR enjoyer and one of my favorite ASMRtists has a Fansly. I strongly considered dropping her when I found out... But I think it's fine to just not engage with the whoring and enjoy the content you enjoy .

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Our oshi literally promised foot ASMR, let's not poke the bear on this one...

@Realticule Thots I mean thoughts?

 

[Lazybug]

Presented with minimal context

 

[shipmate]

Honestly I don't really care if you like her porn or whatever, you do you, I just think it's funny when people accidentally tell us more than they meant to and then try to dig their way out of it.

I didn't tell what I didn't mean to and I'm not trying to dig out, I checked some at the beginning while coping it wouldn't be bad (it was bad) and that's it.
I still recommend to anyone who enjoys erotic comedy to check that karaoke VOD and ignore everything else. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, yadda yadda.

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Speaking of incapacitated vtubers, stoner Tobs is trying to go through Arkham Asylum while doing her best (it's not enough)

 

[wew]

I knew Menace from the time she was Megbert, I went through the five stages of grief as I watched her falling into whoredom but my perception changed when she did the vibe karaoke (a normal vtuber karaoke with a lovense vibe, that's it). It was hilarious, not even that sexual as she didn't stop the stream to freakishly rub one out, just went on to do a full request playlist and end stream.
From that point onward I just accepted she's still the same person coming out as a bonafide slut (affectionate).

he fell for it

 

[NeneLOVE]

he fell for it

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

vShojo's rep as a retirement home takes a massive hit after dumping an old lady on the streets.....

They need more personnel to deal with the residents' needs. I think this guy has some experience with elderly care. They should hit him up.

 

[Hff201]

Archive

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Infinite thumbnail art glitch
1) Be mildly seiso vtuber
2) Be somewhat populart
3) Post shit like this once in 3 days


4) You get enough borderline pornography to clickbait lil retards for next 5 years!

It's fucking with my headcannon since @shipmate used to have _F at the end of his name so I always thought he was one of the few women on the forum. Now I don't know what to think.

everyone has dick and balls even if stated otherwise. Only way to prove that you are a girl is to post tits, but then you will be asked to go back to kitchen.

 

[shipmate]

Ami husband really needs to pick up his pace, it's leaking to Twitter.

 

[Phantasm]

Only way to prove that you are a girl is to post tits, but then you will be asked to go back to kitchen.

You trust women in your kitchen?

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

You trust women in your kitchen?

my grandma was a good cook. If she weren't there I wouldn't