Don't forget there is that tick that gives you a chance to become allergic to red meat if you are bitI had a friend actually develop an actual allergic reaction to any kind of meat other than chicken because of a weird, esoteric chicken-only diet she followed for more than a year. She had meat after deciding she was off the diet and actually physically broke into hives after eating.
So yeah... there's a level of retarded where your body was actually fucking normal and then your dumb, fucking cunt-ass went ahead and turned it retarded.