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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

kanpainiggi

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Joined:  Apr 24, 2023
From personal experience I can say that people who are obsessed with politics to the level that Clara is do so because they don't have a lot going on in their personal lives. It gives them a feeling of purpose that they are desperately lacking. Back in my NEET days, I was much more into politics than I am now. I would follow every bullshit news story, get angry and bitter and I was not very pleasant to be around most of the time. Then I got a job that I really enjoy and I stop focusing on politics all that much. I still try to keep up with the news, but it's not one of the most important things in my life anymore and I'm much happier because of it.

Also, just like Clara, I am a gaijin living in Japan. I know full well that Japanese society can be socially isolating and it can be really hard to make friends sometimes. Judging by how much time Clara spends online, she doesn't seem to have many friends. One of the first things I did when I came to Japan was join a gym and I've made some good friends from there despite my Japanese being absolute dogshit. At the end of the day, you just need to get out of the house, do something you enjoy and you'll probably make some friends while doing it.

I doubt Clara will ever read this, but my advice is to put down the phone, focus on doing work for Phase Connect or go outside. You'll be much happier for it. Trust me.
funny story about making friends in Japan. While in Japan I manage to make friends who happen to live in the same area as I do. We still talk to each other and hang. And it was all thanks to a Pippa keychain. Thanks Pippa you got my parents to stop worrying about me being a loner after they moved to a different region. :pippasquish:
 

undefined

Active member
Joined:  Mar 23, 2025
I wasted other 15 minutes of my life

bsky activities of Phase Girls (at least the ones that I've found)
- Uruka: 0 post
- Loki: 1 post, last FEB 2024
- Lia: 1 post, last OCT 2024
- Ember: 1 post, last DEC 2024
- Lumi: 3 posts, last OCT 2024
- Pippa: 6 posts, last OCT 2024
- Memory: 25 posts, last NOV 2024
- Pico: 25 posts, last 28 days ago
- Rie: 39 posts, last FEB 2025
- Shiina: 55 posts, last DEC 2024
- Michiru: 55 posts, last DEC 2024

Clara: 589 posts, last 11 hours ago

Lol'd at the Clara one. I suppose it's understandable to use the site for "reach", but at the same time I don't want those people to be pulled into PC. Same with clippers who post on Reddit.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
I can't believe Jelly ruined Clara's plans to play Dustborne on stream for fun because Jelly started the trend at Phase of playing Dustborne to make fun of it, which led to it being banned at Phase. No wonder she seethes about Jelly now.
:smugmoona::baeJam:

I actually could believe it.
What happened with Dustborn?
 

Azehara

Well-known member
!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
So I decided to waste 1 hour of my life and check the 233 accounts followed by Kerupani, here's what stands out outside the expected Cosplayer/Models/Illustrators/JP-Stuff circle:

- Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett [she/her/ella]
- Trixie Mattel (drag queen)
- Walter Masterson (a progressive comedian who pranks Conservatives)
- U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders
- Lukas Sieper MdEP (a german member of the European Parliament)
- Aslan Pahari (an Indian tik-tok/influencer living in Sydney that fits the profile of someone who would superchat Panko and tell her how the Indians invented the fire and the wheel)
- Sister Mary Blaze [she/hers] (a tik-tok gay Nun who essentially makes mockery of Catholicism)
- EbonyWarriorStudios ☭ [he/him] (father, Commie, Voice over Artist, cosplayer and lover of all things LOTR. Nazi punching is a pasttime)
- Gary Stevenson (the British Inequality Economist)
- Tom Hiddleston
- Bill Burr
- Dr. Noc, PhD [he/his] (influencer, debunker, Big Pharma shill)
- moe_twinstyle aka Ally&Sally (basically inactives, they posted ONCE since they joined Hololive)
- Galaxy PΛiDΛ (Dystopian Black Jpop idol)
- Britney Spears
- Ladybeard (australian, cosplayer/crossdresser)
- Steve Burns
- Clea De Velours (French Burlesque Showgirl)
- BOMBA SACHIKO (Filipino/Japanese drag queen)
- Choi Seung-Hyun aka TOP (a Korean rapper/actor)
- Enot Cafe (a Russian Cafe for...raccoons)
- Mostafa Moussa (comic book artist)
- PinkNews ("The world's most read and watched LGBTQ+ publisher")
- Japan Gay Guide
- many people with Pronouns
- various people with TRANS and/or LGBT and/or Ukraine and/or Palestine flags
- various private accounts
To no one's surprise the girl is gay and mostly following gay people. TO be fair I follow a ton of weird shit and don't really interact with it. I just find some things amusing. Folllows are not always an endorsement.

It quickly stops being cute the moment you have to deal with their retardation IRL.
Agreed. Stops being cute when interpersonal relationships with co-workers might start to suffer.

From personal experience I can say that people who are obsessed with politics to the level that Clara is do so because they don't have a lot going on in their personal lives. It gives them a feeling of purpose that they are desperately lacking. Back in my NEET days, I was much more into politics than I am now. I would follow every bullshit news story, get angry and bitter and I was not very pleasant to be around most of the time. Then I got a job that I really enjoy and I stop focusing on politics all that much. I still try to keep up with the news, but it's not one of the most important things in my life anymore and I'm much happier because of it.

Also, just like Clara, I am a gaijin living in Japan. I know full well that Japanese society can be socially isolating and it can be really hard to make friends sometimes. Judging by how much time Clara spends online, she doesn't seem to have many friends. One of the first things I did when I came to Japan was join a gym and I've made some good friends from there despite my Japanese being absolute dogshit. At the end of the day, you just need to get out of the house, do something you enjoy and you'll probably make some friends while doing it.

I doubt Clara will ever read this, but my advice is to put down the phone, focus on doing work for Phase Connect or go outside. You'll be much happier for it. Trust me.
Honestly that does seem like general good advice. I don't know where the other Phase girls live at but maybe she should hang out with them more.

Even Tenma who got extremely pissed at twitter for the constant bot replies wouldn't dare to touch this cursed site.
I would assume that they made an account for her just to reserve the name to avoid potential scammers doing the same thing some person did with Vshojo back in 2021.

Lol'd at the Clara one. I suppose it's understandable to use the site for "reach", but at the same time I don't want those people to be pulled into PC. Same with clippers who post on Reddit.
As a clipper you probably want to post your clips in as many places as possible. Most Discord servers have a no self-promo rule though so I'm fucked on that front and Reddit also gets cancerous like that sometimes plus the community is dogshit. Don't think I have ever posted anything of value on Reddit.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
What happened with Dustborn?
It was extremely woke. I believe Pippa avoided it because she didn't want to stir the pot with political shit. Meanwhile Jerry streamed it and made fun of it, which caused Shiina and Panko to do the same.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Joined:  Apr 14, 2023
It was extremely woke. I believe Pippa avoided it because she didn't want to stir the pot with political shit. Meanwhile Jerry streamed it and made fun of it, which caused Shiina and Panko to do the same.
No I mean why are they banned from streaming it.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
No I mean why are they banned from streaming it.
I don't recall a reason being given, I just remember Shiina saying that no one at the company was allowed to play it anymore. It was one of the huge DEI games that flopped hard but barely anyone really played it to even make fun of it. So the Phase girls streaming and mocking it probably attracted culture war fanatics from both sides as they were doing great numbers playing it. Sakana likely had no interest in another Hogwarts situation so he shut it down.
 

TheHindrance

smol pp lurker
Joined:  Oct 28, 2024
I don't recall a reason being given, I just remember Shiina saying that no one at the company was allowed to play it anymore. It was one of the huge DEI games that flopped hard but barely anyone really played it to even make fun of it. So the Phase girls streaming and mocking it probably attracted culture war fanatics from both sides as they were doing great numbers playing it. Sakana likely had no interest in another Hogwarts situation so he shut it down.
Nah man, it was actually because Clara was malding and threatened to put Sakana's dog down on a vegan diet if they kept making fun of it :cursedbae:

But yeah, you don't want your talents stirring shit with political fanatics if you want to be sponsored by other groups/companies, especially now that Phase has grown quite a bit.
 

Murrayしないで

I'll see the truth, m'lady
Joined:  Nov 18, 2022


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Nobody's perfect I suppose
 

undefined

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Joined:  Mar 23, 2025
Nah man, it was actually because Clara was malding and threatened to put Sakana's dog down on a vegan diet if they kept making fun of it :cursedbae:

But yeah, you don't want your talents stirring shit with political fanatics if you want to be sponsored by other groups/companies, especially now that Phase has grown quite a bit.

Even regardless of sponsorship, these things can easily unleash huge drama which isn't good. I already get worried when they do go there, like in the Liar's Bar collab. It stayed up tho.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Even regardless of sponsorship, these things can easily unleash huge drama which isn't good. I already get worried when they do go there, like in the Liar's Bar collab. It stayed up tho.
One stream getting spicy isn't an issue. It's when they play a game that has a known reputation as a political battleground and the game itself can be multiple streams, attracting more culture vultures for later playthroughs of the game.
 

Tamokii

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Joined:  Dec 25, 2024

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Koronesuki

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
the girl is gay
Is she? As far as I can tell she just claims to be to fit in with the rest of the cult. She doesn't actually do anything gay, unless you count thirsting after that actor who plays Loki.
I don't know where the other Phase girls live at but maybe she should hang out with them more.
Um, no. I'd like her to be around the other Phase girls less, not more. In fact, I'd like it if she wasn't a member of Phase and never came anywhere near any of them ever again.

What are we supposed to be comparing to her hand here?
 

Negzana

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Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
It was extremely woke. I believe Pippa avoided it because she didn't want to stir the pot with political shit. Meanwhile Jerry streamed it and made fun of it, which caused Shiina and Panko to do the same.
Slight correction, Shiina first played it and found it hilarious. Panko played it and was moreso confused and bewildered. Jelly was the last to play it and the only thing preventing her from fedposting was contractual obligations.
 

Unseiso Dragon

Seiso? Say No!
Joined:  Jun 8, 2024
Um, no. I'd like her to be around the other Phase girls less, not more. In fact, I'd like it if she wasn't a member of Phase and never came anywhere near any of them ever again.
I think if she were to touch grass with her Kaleido genmates a bit more then she may realize screeching about politics is not something you need to do every single day. The JPs never really bring up politics on stream and although I'm not 100% sure on this, I doubt they do so in private either (excluding maybe complaints about taxes but honestly who loves them?). I also trust the other JPs to not just blindly swallow all her retarded political takes. I understand the apprehension though.
What are we supposed to be comparing to her hand here?
The rice cooker. Which seems like it's just the perfect size to feed a lonely woman.
 

SourAcid

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Joined:  Mar 22, 2025
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I don't think this photo is as flattering as she thinks it is...
 

Smelliest007

Emoom? Would.
Joined:  Feb 19, 2024

Salado

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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
So... maybe I'm schizo but she totally read this thread right? I vaguely remember Bill Burr and his wife being mentioned here.
edit: nvm I don't know how to read
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Koronesuki

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Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
The rice cooker. Which seems like it's just the perfect size to feed a lonely woman.
Yeah, if you live alone, you don't really need a full-sized one, unless you have an Ember-sized appetite.
Mid hag [DERGOATORY].
She may be old enough to be one, but this woman doesn't qualify as a hag any more than Mikeneko does.
 
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