TVA Minecraft Server

[El Rrata]

"In minecraft" this, "in minecraft" that...
why don't you grow some fucking balls and turn your empty threats into (virtual) reality

Introducing...​

The Schizudan Farm ​

The All new and improved (lol no) Minecraft server, running on 1.20.6 (we'll update soon dwai). It's in Offline Mode (ie FREE), just boot up your AIDS ridden cracked launcher and mine away.
All you need to do is PM me your username, whichever you choose (case sensitive) and you can join using the IP that'll be sent your way.

Now onto some common issues and recurring questions

Spoiler: I'm black ? WTF

on first login, you'll probably find yourself black or any other default mc skin, the /skin command is there so you can change it to whatever you want, if your skin is a custom one not found in any official source or website, you can either upload the texture png somewhere like ibb.co or catbox (if you fear the link will inevitably get timed out for inactivity, you can regularly ping it yourself or ask me to do it instead) and use that, if you still don't want your skin anywhere else publicly available for whatever reason, I'll download it to the server and you can set it that way.

Spoiler: MISC FAQ

I forgor my password

Just PM me on the forum

Says "Sorry, you can't do that here" when i click on a block, and there's some gold blocks appearing out of nowhere

That's the claim system, you're stepping on private property, or you're in the spawn chunk. More about it on the wiki

You mentioned something about a map...

Bluemap is on the default port ie by typing IP:8100 on your browser

I'm in someone's house and I can steal from one chest and not another

One is claimed the other is not, as for the reason why you can take the chest with diamonds. We have very special individuals...

On Bedrock, chunks don't load

Reload your game

On Bedrock, I can't say slurs :/

Skill issue

Spoiler: A word on cracked launchers

No this is not a stand on piracy, I just wanted to tell you, IF you want to download one and join while you already have a proper minecraft client installed, be very mindful that it will WIPE your saved worlds, BACK THEM UP BEFOREHAND if you don't want to got through file recovery hell.

Spoiler: Old OP

Ever wanted the chance to kill someone or yourself....



....in Minecraft?

Well, I have been looking into planning to host our very own Virtual Asylum Minecraft server and wanted to gauge general interest in it and get feedback on how we would want it set up. If you would be interested in playing on a TVA MC server, post whether you are interested and any thoughts on what you would like to see on it.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Boy have I got a great mod for you.

 

[Nenélove]

I'd probably play on it, I would have to get another account though, since my main would be a surefire dox. I wouldn't mind it just being a vanilla SMP the likes of Yubicraft.

Would probably want some kind of anti-grief or claims system, not really looking for an anarchy server. And you're probably also going to get people trying to do exploits or lag machines.

 

[El Rrata]

I'd probably play on it, I would have to get another account though, since my main would be a surefire dox. I wouldn't mind it just being a vanilla SMP the likes of Yubicraft.

Would probably want some kind of anti-grief or claims system, not really looking for an anarchy server. And you're probably also going to get people trying to do exploits or lag machines.

I plan on implementing anti-cheat and anti-grief systems. I am not a stranger to the shenanigans a certain tako member has gotten up to.

 

[Harrow Prime]

While I would love to, I am unfortunately trapped on my PS5 for the foreseeable future meaning I have no way to play the Java version (at least, not that I know of.)
One day though.

 

[uquusquad]

This is a great idea!
As @Banana Hammock implied I suggest the fruitforum mod.

 

[Takodachi]

After the byuu2.0 shitfest in the homeland I am not sure if i could trust any of you fucks with a server.

 

[El Rrata]

This is a great idea!
As @Banana Hammock implied I suggest the fruitforum mod.

Vanilla, it is.

 

[Fucking YTs]

Among other things I'm a minecraft retard. I bought the game when it was in alpha before I went into psycho opsec mode. Do I have to buy the game again to get a new ID so I don't dox myself?

 

[Nenélove]

Among other things I'm a minecraft retard. I bought the game when it was in alpha before I went into psycho opsec mode. Do I have to buy the game again to get a new ID so I don't dox myself?

You probably should, specially considering how much of an OPSEC fag you seem to be.
Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.

 

[Fucking YTs]

You probably should, specially considering how much of an OPSEC fag you seem to be.
Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.

Ahh, well hell, buying block game twice. Goddamn I hate Microsoft.

 

[Gintoki]

I've never played Minecraft before, but I'd be willing to give it a try.

 

[El Rrata]

How legit are cracked versions of MC?

 

[Harrow Prime]

Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.

You're lucky I'm trapped on this damn console, otherwise this probably would happen.

I could try and download it on this laptop, but I'm worried it'll explode after five seconds of starting it.

 

[Saturnus]

Can't wait to get reported to Microsoft for calling someone a Yamanba because I took some of their diamonds and made several jukeboxes out of them.

 

[Fucking YTs]

I’m cheap so I completely changed my Microsoft account ID, Xbox ID, Mojang info, etc. it’s not like I was playing on consoles anymore anyway and I’ve barely played any minecraft to begin with.

 

[Nenélove]

Ok but when are you planning to do this @TheRratC ? I am ready to lag horribly

 

[El Rrata]

Ok but when are you planning to do this @TheRratC ? I am ready to lag horribly

Working on it, unlikely to be done this weekend, but maybe during the week.

 

[agility_]

You guys weren't kidding. You actually need to have a pajeetsoft account to play minecraft now. This is both the melaninest thing and hebrewest thing ever, combined.

 

[Nenélove]

Working on it, unlikely to be done this weekend, but maybe during the week.

I just thought of something.
You might want to make it whitelisted tbh, there's a shitload of lurkers on this site and you might get a bunch of randos that you don't even know and a bunch of tourists and """guests""" from /vt/.
Anyone wanting to join just needs to DM you their user and the you know exactly who they are on the site.