Canon.Does it come with cum residue on the screen?
If we're going by timeline on the cum, here's what probably happened:
> Spanner's tablet have been delivered
> Spanner is giddy with joy
> Spanner takes off his clothes (as Scots are predisposed to do when they feel giddy)
> Inspects the tablet
> While inspecting, he fantasizes about what Char will say to him (he's been a good boy)
> Ejaculates prematurely (as Scots are predisposed to do when they're aroused)
> Ejaculate went on the screen
> Panics
> Went to the cupboard to get a wipe
> Inadvertently smears his cum all over the tablet
> PANICS
> Thought about sending Char a message about what happened
> Sonic The Hedgehog© movie plays on the telly
> He got distracted because SONIC
> Fell asleep after watching the movie
> Woke up the next day and saw the mess
> Figures it won't matter much because it's an expensive table
> Puts the tablet back in the box and starts packing it
> Mails the box
> Goes home and fantasizes about Char's expression on the tablet (he's been a gooder boy)
> Watches JonTron plays Sonic 2©
> Posts on the forum
> Goes to sleep fulfilled
I'm drunk AF. Please ignore this post.
Snapper... LOL. LMAO even.
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, did we REALLY NEED to read you fucking autistic bell-ends analyze the "ifs" and "buts" of man batter on a screen?
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, did we REALLY NEED to read you fucking autistic bell-ends analyze the "ifs" and "buts" of man batter on a screen?
I totally forgot about that guy until I read this and it all came rushing back like a bad nightmare.Did he at least produce more cum than Kurt's tiny little squirt?
This place turns more Homosexual by the day JFC. WHY ARE WE ANALYZING THE EJACULATION QUALITIES OF SOME DUDE?!?!?Did he at least produce more cum than Kurt's tiny little squirt?
Idk isn't that how vtubers determine which simp to eventually marry? They measure the amount of splooge on the tributes they receive? I mean that's what /vt/ led me to believe...This place turns more Homosexual by the day JFC. WHY ARE WE ANALYZING THE EJACULATION QUALITIES OF SOME DUDE?!?!?
Inb4 ""As a content creator it's ok to cheat on your husband and give back to the community. It is the mark of a healthy relationship" - Leah SilverbergIdk isn't that how vtubers determine which simp to eventually marry? They measure the amount of splooge on the tributes they receive? I mean that's what /vt/ led me to believe...
Maybe that's why Katta chose the Jew.
Listen you contrarian foot fetishist, you're just proving more and more you didn't read the actual document. He offered her the tablet on June 30th which she initially accepted. After he purchased it, (second hand, seemingly from Japan) it got lost in the mail for months. BETWEEN when he offered, and when he actually received it, she told him "You know what, never fucking mind. You've proven yourself to be a creep, fuck off and keep the tablet".Wait, what? June 30th was the date with the picture of the tablet and the "Oh man, thank you for the tablet" conversation, so he had the tablet then (long before July 27th). And then she kept talking to him about it, and while she does seem hesitant in the September conversation, she still appears to consent to having it sent to her in that conversation. (it looks like he has been editing the google doc per his own notes, so maybe the order of some stuff has switched around, but I'm looking at the dates of the conversations in the images rather than the order they appear in the doc, and June 30th is before July 27th on most calendars)
A part of me wants to keep escalating the joke, but another, more boring but probably wiser, part of myself tells me that it's time to stop. We should not keep going and we should not learn what happens if we do.Idk isn't that how vtubers determine which simp to eventually marry? They measure the amount of splooge on the tributes they receive? I mean that's what /vt/ led me to believe...
Maybe that's why Katta chose the Jew.
He sent her a pic of the tablet on June 30th with something about ‘Char’ written on it. Also according to him, the tablet was never lost in transit (much less when it was sent to him from the eBay seller), it was the merch box and letters and stuff that got lost and found.Listen you contrarian foot fetishist, you're just proving more and more you didn't read the actual document. He offered her the tablet on June 30th which she initially accepted. After he purchased it, (second hand, seemingly from Japan) it got lost in the mail for months. BETWEEN when he offered, and when he actually received it, she told him "You know what, never fucking mind. You've proven yourself to be a creep, fuck off and keep the tablet".
Come back when you've actually read and processed everything and aren't going to "yea but" about something you're blatantly wrong about for a 3rd time.
FYI, at some point I will update the OP to include some of Spanner's details. This timeline was put together primarily with the aid of an ADHD zoomer with zoomer friends, so their placement on things was always on the 'uhm around that time i guess' scale. Ironically the one thing Spanner is better at than them is on self-reporting, categorizing and documenting his own insanity.
Oh yeah, and I’m not a foot fetishist either.
contrarian foot fetishist
I’m not a foot fetishist either.
I agree with your scrutiny however as I feel that is important. You would do better though not to take the feet thing personally.So this is admitting that you're wrong I guess, because you're rehashing a completely unrelated argument about a troll instead of addressing the points.