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Owning a house as a 20-30yo? In current economy? Please show me who does and the house your parents live or one gifted/inherited through them doesn't count.
And I say that as someone who pays mortgage.

Feasible. If you have a real job (as she requires) with a net income per year of over $140K, no terrible life decisions made (travel around the world "To Build Memories!™", own a tesla, invest in shitcoin), no chronic illnesses which will eat up that salary, no familial charges, and you live in a sensible place instead of impossibly expensive dwellings such as the whole of the Bay Area or upstate Vermont, you could be well paying for your own home as early as your early 30s.
Having said all that, no idea if you manage that you'd want to settle for a delulu girlfailure who is permanently online.

 

[Tamokii]

I just got to afford a mortgage before 30 because I'm a miser and don't need much to live besides a computer, a good set of tools, a good kitchen and good food here and there while I lived with my parents. Anyone else that lives "normally" and have to fend off for themselves could never afford one.

Parents were a blessing and I lived with them too. Honestly one of the only ways to buy now unless you have too many roommates. A good kitchen is a must for anyone who wants to be able to afford mortgage because prep saves so much.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Waiting until marriage? No boys, if you're going to buy a cow you better taste the milk first.

Sir this is a nice Christian forum where we acknowledge premarital sex as the vile sin that it is... at least I assume that's why so many of us don't get any action...

 

[Superduper Samurai]

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i have no idea if this is her first Kiki collab but MFW

 

[The Proctor]

i have no idea if this is her first Kiki collab but MFW

I hate being reminded this individual exists.

In other news, Kiba repaid Mozu's obvious vicious and targeted personal attack upon her hygiene by sabotaging her plumbing. I look forwards to Mozu retaliating by poisoning Kiba's Mane & Tail shampoo and potential future escalations and fanart.

 

[dkn2038]

(not) squirmimi stream

 

[ZerroDefex]

I hate being reminded this individual exists.

In other news, Kiba repaid Mozu's obvious vicious and targeted personal attack upon her hygiene by sabotaging her plumbing. I look forwards to Mozu retaliating by poisoning Kiba's Mane & Tail shampoo and potential future escalations and fanart.

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If Menace is present when the plumber arrives...

 

[Thomas Talus]

(not) squirmimi stream

She's going to do a strength build so she can carry around the Dragon Tooth, isn't she?

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Peo Onee San Cute.

 

[shipmate]

If Menace is present when the plumber arrives...

Maybe if she get some real action she can dial it down a bit.
, I know.

 

[kingcaid]

In the off chance I'm offline when she starts it. Qbat's has the WR for today's stream up.

Spoiler

 

[Thomas Talus]

If Menace is present when the plumber arrives...

Coincidentally, their cable stopped working, as did the power to the kitchen, so they had to order pizza.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Did you catch Ume meltdown stream some weeks ago where she was unmedicated and started slobbering about how lonely she is and dying alone, asking for marriage apllications, then rejecting everyone based on retarded standards and crashing out the day after?
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I like her (I watch for almost a year I think) and while this is a slip, in context it was too hilarious to not share.

I applied as a joke and apparently she hates latinos even if they have degrees.

One should always "shoot their shot" in these situations because you really never know, though the results are fully expected.

That said, I have a very real question about the height point. The USA has more data to work with, but that puts 92% of American males above that number. I'd expect Canada's to be similar. I find that... oddly sensible? Normally these lists get over the top, but her actual list seems not much of a list.

Owning a house as a 20-30yo? In current economy? Please show me who does and the house your parents live or one gifted/inherited through them doesn't count.
And I say that as someone who pays mortgage.

She technically listed house or apartment, which in combination with the Job note means her instincts are for someone that's already got a stable life going. Which is weirdly sensible when having a bit of a crash out in discord of all places with the name "lilcunnyboy69". Okay, the list is actually far more sensible than whatever that name is, jeez. I didn't actually read the whole thing.

But, yeah, unless you inherited or landed in a spot super early in your career, buying a home isn't going to be that easy.

Maybe if she get some real action she can dial it down a bit.
, I know.

It'd work for a couple of days. The problems clearly run deeper.

Coincidentally, their cable stopped working, as did the power to the kitchen, so they had to order pizza.

So, the drain pipe is clogged and now it's taking out electrical systems. Is this a house or an apartment? Because this is actually a pretty damn critical set of issues.

 

[46gumi]

Anon Cooking and Short

 

[ogey_rrat]

If Menace is present when the plumber arrives...

Perhaps the plumber will buttfuck Menace on stream.

 

[The Proctor]

Veleck is playing P:B&W right now. She also just had a ten minute long tangent about how good older women in authority would look if forced into cowkinis against their will. Sadly too long for Twitch's built-in clipper, but it's about an hour and 20 minutes into the stream for any VOD watchers.

Edit: Oh and Dollie is courting disaster by talking about dinosaurs. She's doing a tierlist. I will explain why you should watch this with a single image.

EDIT 2: SPEAKING OF COWS. Soymilk is doing a stream as a cow.





Edit 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[ZerroDefex]

Daiya and Lazuli are bodyswapped tonight and it's somehow Raki's fault.


I'm a tad bittersweet about this as I wanted this sort of stream but with Lottie and Raki ever since they mentioned that they were originally cast with each others characters but that never happened before PixelLink folded.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Perry and Lemi from SVP have been doing a collab stream where Lemi, who has an interest in etymology, is introducing various insects to Perry, but it being today, they've actually switched models, so it's all Perry trying to bullshit her way through explaining the bugs to Lemi. It's been pretty unhinged. They're probably getting closed to wrapping up but I suggest you catch the VOD if you want a laugh.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Perry and Lemi from SVP have been doing a collab stream where Lemi, who has an interest in etymology, is introducing various insects to Perry, but it being today, they've actually switched models, so it's all Perry trying to bullshit her way through explaining the bugs to Lemi. It's been pretty unhinged. They're probably getting closed to wrapping up but I suggest you catch the VOD if you want a laugh.

@20:30: "I love it when big wasp men come and stick their giant, long stingers all the way up my butt."

Hate to tell her, but only female wasps have stingers. You've been violated by a lesbian wasp.

 

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Small corpo news:
Globies Kiri Kilovolt has started tweeting on her PL (Shizukou) again in the last few days. Even with some added vagueposting.

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i realise that we are about to go into april fools but it is scarily close to 1 year from Kiri's debut (19th april 2024) for her to start vagueposting.

I took the bait, point at me and laugh.


in other (ex)Globie news: The Slag turns out to be part sasquatch

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