Pipprojects 2024

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

Peppah!

 

[shipmate_F]

Icon pack for the cookbook (Portion, Time, Stove, Rice Cooker, Cost), suggestions accepted and if anyone wanna help design more I need icons for Oven, Salad, Sandwich, "raw assembly" (idk the english term for thing you don't cook just put together) it would be nice. Sorry for not being able to do better.
Anyone that didn't point out how many portions and how much time would take to make the dishes and how much it would cost, do it now, preferentially quote your recipe and add the information under instead of making me backread again.

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

Latin representation for her 1/3 demographic!

 

[Godzilla1984]

If people are still butthurt over my entry, just have it as a hand written insert on lined paper with coffee stains and cigarette burns.

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Edit:
There

 

[shipmate_F]

I'm organizing the recipes like this, gonna sleep and push more through the morning and post a pdf for you to check. There's some recipes that have pictures and are better elaborated thus need more work.

 

[DTrp]

Anyone that didn't point out how many portions and how much time would take to make the dishes and how much it would cost, do it now, preferentially quote your recipe and add the information under instead of making me backread again.

"Da Michi Style" Delectable Dancing Rice Pudding
Gather 'round, my dear apprentices, for we are about to concoct a bewitching treat that is sure to make you dance!

Ingredients:

3 cups cooked white rice - (1 cup of uncooked rice will equal about 3 cups of cooked rice)​

3 cups milk​

4-1⁄2 tablespoons butter​

1⁄2 cup sugar​

1 teaspoon vanilla extract​

1⁄2 teaspoon nutmeg​

1⁄2 teaspoon cinnamon​

Optional food coloring: 8 drops red and 6 drops blue (that makes purple!)​

Magic Ritual:

1. In a cauldron of substantial weight (large saucepan), combine all the enchanted ingredients.​

2. Over a gentle flame (med/low), coax the mixture to a simmer, stirring constantly to prevent any dark magic from scorching our brew.​

3. Allow it to bubble and toil for 15 minutes (keep stirring!), or until it has thickened.​

4. Remove the cauldron from the heat and let our potion cool for a spell, about 10 minutes. Fear not, for it will continue to thicken as it rests.​

5. Serve this magical pudding hot or cold, and relish in the enchanting flavors!​

• Portions: 6 servings
• Total Time: 30-50 minutes
• Average Cost: ~$3.05 for the entire recipe, ~$0.51 per serving

Spoiler: Recipe Analysis Breakdown

Portions​

• This recipe yields approximately 6 servings.

Total Time Required​

• Preparation Time:
  • Cooking rice: 20 minutes (if not already cooked)
  • Gathering and measuring ingredients: 5 minutes
• Cooking Time:
  • Simmering and stirring: 15 minutes
  • Cooling: 10 minutes

Total time: Approximately 50 minutes (including rice cooking time) or 30 minutes if using pre-cooked rice.

Estimated Cost in the US​

Ingredients Cost:

• White Rice: ~$0.50 (1 cup uncooked rice, assuming a 2 lb bag of rice costs around $2 and contains 20 servings)
• Milk: ~$1.00 (3 cups, assuming a gallon of milk costs around $3.50)
• Butter: ~$0.60 (4.5 tablespoons, assuming a pound of butter costs around $4)
• Sugar: ~$0.20 (1/2 cup, assuming a 4 lb bag of sugar costs around $2.50)
• Vanilla Extract: ~$0.50 (1 teaspoon, assuming a 2 oz bottle costs around $5 and contains 12 teaspoons)
• Nutmeg: ~$0.10 (1/2 teaspoon, assuming a 1.1 oz bottle costs around $3)
• Cinnamon: ~$0.05 (1/2 teaspoon, assuming a 2.37 oz bottle costs around $3)
• Food Coloring: ~$0.10 (8 drops red and 6 drops blue, assuming a set of primary colors costs around $5 and contains 200 drops per bottle)

Total Estimated Cost: ~$3.05 for 6 servings, or approximately $0.51 per serving.

Summary​

• Portions: 6 servings
• Total Time: 30-50 minutes
• Average Cost: ~$3.05 for the entire recipe, ~$0.51 per serving

These estimates can vary based on the specific brands and prices in your local grocery store.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

If people are still butthurt over my entry, just have it as a hand written insert on lined paper with coffee stains and cigarette burns.

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Edit:
There

this sounds absolutely awful ketchup with instan mash????

 

[shipmate_F]

We do not judge people who eat slop and call it food. Pippa never ate food, it might be her new favorite snack.

 

[Salado]

I can't cook, nor I can into art. I just love Pippa very much and wish her the best, Pippa love.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

 

[famous artist pipkun]

yo

I can't cook, nor I can into art. I just love Pippa very much and wish her the best, Pippa love.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

could always give your fave fast food order

 

[Salado]

yo

could always give your fave fast food order

I haven't ordered fast food in years.

 

[thhrang]

There's probably, at most, one full day left to get all of this done. Tonight Pippa's doing a gen 1 collab with the other girls and then said if she isn't dead afterwards maybe a solo anniversary stream. I've got a hunch all the projects (which include Archivefag's DIscord ones) would get pushed to tomorrow if she does a solo stream.

 

[shipmate_F]

If anyone want to look up a website where you can host PDFs as e-books, the time is now.

 

[Fucking YTs]

If anyone want to look up a website where you can host PDFs as e-books, the time is now.

Any host should do that. Most browsers, even without Acrobat will show PDFs just fine.
Edit: You could even use: https://cryptpad.fr/drive/ if it's small enough, Catbox or make a burner Dropbox.

 

[thhrang]

If anyone want to look up a website where you can host PDFs as e-books, the time is now.

The top result of Google is https://tiiny.host/pdf-upload/, would this work?

 

[Fucking YTs]

The top result of Google is https://tiiny.host/pdf-upload/, would this work?

Only if the file is 0.5mb for the free tier.
I can host it up to July 20th @ tva.a2hosting.com - it's where we were going to host, but the service is dog shit.

 

[shipmate_F]

It's gonna be at least 10mb, but we can just send it to her

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

It's gonna be at least 10mb, but we can just send it to her

Were you able to get the cover art?

 

[AO Cody]

Cover art is 95% done. One person just needs to finish their colors.

EDIT: Oh, I did a couple Pippictures with transparent BGs if you wanna stick them somewhere as clip art.






(Last one's from the build-a-bear stream)

 

[Trap Supremacy]

COVER ART IS FINISHED! Many thanks to @ChilChakSack, @somethingfarworseinthehorizon, @That Chuuba Enjoyer, @AO Cody, and @famous artist pipkun for all of their contributions.

Apologies for the delay, but everything should be done now! Let's get ready to finish this thing!

Do you guys need me to make the cover text as well? I'm pretty proficient in Photoshop typesetting.