Pippakistan's Psych Ward

[Sven]

Nobody in this game can lie for shit

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

This is code for "equally retarded."

 

[Sven]

This is code for "equally retarded."

Unfortunately not to be trusted when it said Eimi was the most decisive after she didn't make a choice to shoot fuckhead

 

[DogBone]

Clearly Eimi didn't watch the marmot stream. Otherwise, she'd know that eating marmots could lead to the black death.

 

[I Wanna Die]

Lmao why the fuck would he take a round out? What kind of contrived BS was that?

 

[Salado]

Lmao why the fuck would he take a round out?

The script demanded it.

 

[Sven]

"Ash is your son"
"Wait who's Ash"

Women there are even subtitles

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Lmao why the fuck would he take a round out? What kind of contrived BS was that?

"Writers" who've never held a firearm. Disgustingly common.

 

[AO Cody]

NO ONE'S VOICE MATCHES THE CHARACTER IN THIS GAME IT'S GIVING ME A COMPLEX

 

[Sven]

This game needs a lot more pistol whipping

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

"Why do we need his backstory though? I don't care." - Lia
I wholeheartedly agree.

Heavy Rain moment.

Press 'X' to Pippa.

 

[lvl8]

Heavy Rain moment.

 

[Sven]

Pippa washed a dish, immersion ruined

 

[Ensok]

Jesus Lia.

 

[Henrik Carter]

I still don't understand this 'game.'

 

[I Wanna Die]

Eimi was still in school when Detroit Become Human came out? She's really young

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

It is a grand testament to how entertaining these women are that they can make Redditor Parenting Simulator halfway entertaining.

"If we killed our kid we wouldn't have to worry about this." - Pippa Pipkin
"Our kid is a little BITCH!" - Pippa
"Your Mommy's not coming because your Mommy committed a SIN!" - Lia

 

[lvl8]

I still don't understand this 'game.'

TellTale style game, but choices are decided by group choice and some occasional qte moments aimed at a specific player.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Ofcourse the cops hit the black chick

 

[Sven]

"it didn't hit anything major"
"Dammit" - Pippa, woman of the people