Pippakistan's Psych Ward

[DogBone]

The year is 2074. Pippa is still streaming, even in her old age. She was fired from Phase in 2026, but she bought the character's IP for 6 million dollars. Fishman retired to live in the warehouse, stacking boxes for the rest of his life.

It's Pippa's final stream, she's on her deathbed. She gets an akasupa from XxXPussy_Destroyer920XxX. Pippa struggles to breathe as she reads the superchat. "Happy Birthday, Pippa, I can't believe my oshi is 9.99!" Pippa groans. "Chat, it's... not... my... birthday." Those are her last words as the Reaper finally descends upon her.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

Are you saying you don't have a large stock supply of iodine tablets? Come on now, I thought you were an artist.

i have a bunch of msr electrosalt bleach makers from afghanistan

 

[Hff201]

There are probably new Harines in chat who genuinely believe the birthday joke is a new thing and think it's hilarious.

 

[thhrang]

The year is 2074. Pippa is still streaming, even in her old age. She was fired from Phase in 2026, but she bought the character's IP for 6 million dollars. Fishman retired to live in the warehouse, stacking boxes for the rest of his life.

It's Pippa's final stream, she's on her deathbed. She gets an akasupa from XxXPussy_Destroyer920XxX. Pippa struggles to breathe as she reads the superchat. "Happy Birthday, Pippa, I can't believe my oshi is 9.99!" Pippa groans. "Chat, it's... not... my... birthday." Those are her last words as the Reaper finally descends upon her.

Same vibes:

 

[kingcaid]

The year is 2074. Pippa is still streaming, even in her old age. She was fired from Phase in 2026, but she bought the character's IP for 6 million dollars. Fishman retired to live in the warehouse, stacking boxes for the rest of his life.

It's Pippa's final stream, she's on her deathbed. She gets an akasupa from XxXPussy_Destroyer920XxX. Pippa struggles to breathe as she reads the superchat. "Happy Birthday, Pippa, I can't believe my oshi is 9.99!" Pippa groans. "Chat, it's... not... my... birthday." Those are her last words as the Reaper finally descends upon her.

At least when she dies she'll be able to catch up on the missed SCs!

 

[RedRage]

There are probably new Harines in chat who genuinely believe the birthday joke is a new thing and think it's hilarious.

I would kill to have access to YouTubes analytics and see what her viewer throughput is. Given how often she has to answer the same questions it has to be a fair amount.

 

[Hff201]

Okay maybe I lied, some birthday messages are alright.

 

[Security]

The "happy birthday" joke isn't funny. What's funny is how much it annoys her. Thus, I love the happy birthday joke.

 

[Realticule]

i have a bunch of msr electrosalt bleach makers from afghanistan

Ok, you get to keep your artist cred for now, but your schizo posting has been slipping as of late and AI is eyeing to replace you.

 

[Hff201]

The "happy birthday" joke isn't funny. What's funny is how much it annoys her. Thus, I love the happy birthday joke.

The enlightened centrist has arrived

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Damn one dollar off.

 

[Security]

centrist

Insulting someone like that is how you make a mortal enemy, sir. Careful.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

We already had dizzy, lumi and shiina doing the warehouse stuff

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

wait, yeah, that's a great idea, livestream the warehouse 24/7 for content

 

[Realticule]

wait, yeah, that's a great idea, livestream the warehouse 24/7 for content

Do you really wish to see what Sakana does whence no one watches?

 

[thhrang]

Hiring a woman for a manual labor job is a recipe for disaster, don't listen to Pippa, Sakana!

We already had dizzy, lumi and shiina doing the warehouse stuff

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Do you really wish to see what Sakana does whence no one watches?

that's when the aka-supas roll in demanding him to sort keychains

 

[RedRage]

that's when the aka-supas roll in demanding him to sort keychains

Do the thing Sakana.

 

[Realticule]

that's when the aka-supas roll in demanding him to sort keychains

That would take away from his jiggling shuffle down ever aisle.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Do the thing Sakana.

have it open VC on the work channel for talents/staff to commentate like it's a nature documentary of the fishman in his natural habitat