I'm just gonna say it; Reticule is a really lame troll. I don't buy his routine for a second, it's too cartoonish. He starts into the "meat Pippa" shit with too little provocation and works too hard to wrap every single topic of conversation back to calling Pippa perfect. He's doing a bit, probably giggling to himself every time he posts, and he thinks it's hi-larious every time y'all start getting on his case. He won't get the hint that it's not funny and the bit is just blowing up in his face because that would require the ability to read social cues.