Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[Realticule]

Copekin jewa

I'm not coping, I'm speaking the truth about the Pippa.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Fuck it, I'm gonna clip the sperm questions

 

[thhrang]

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Just finished the video, it's behind the $5 Locals paywall so no clips but I'll summarize his thoughts.

• He is aware that nobody likes the coffee, including Pippa herself.
  
  
• When opening the packaging, he takes special care to not destroy the Pippa branding. Quote, "Is there a way to take this off without damanging my osh-[censorbleep audio sound effect] oh shit don't forget to edit that out."
  
  
• He has severe trouble opening the packaging in general mirroring his oshi's handcam streams.
  
  
• "Let me just say, there's absolutely no way to justify the price, unless like, I know there's that rare cat in India that they forcefeed coffeebeans and then they make coffee out of the poo, maybe they do that with the actress for Pippa, that would at least justify the price, but it still wouldn't be something I go out of my way to buy for $40."
  
  
• He says it is very strawberry scented, which is not compatible with Null's palate of wanting to inhale cigarette bar smoke. Says it smells like a dessert.
  
  
• Upon pouring it after it being brewed, he says it smells like hay in a horse barn, or even a horse itself. He says this scares him a lot. He contrasts the smell of the beans (fruity, strawberry) to the complete opposite smell of it after being brewed of a barn.
  
  
• Upon tasting it, there is no strawberry flavor. He does not choke or projectile vomit, but he says that something is "off" about it, says it has a slightly acidic taste. He struggles to find positive things to say about it, other than how the original smell of the beans were good (which is completely lost after brew).
  
  
• He says he will finish the coffee because it isn't undrinkable, nor completely repugnant to the senses, but reiterates how weird it is that the smell and the flavor after being brewed are so incongruent.

Allinall, I end with a question for @Realticule - how does it feel that Null has Truly and Honestly financially supported your oshi more than you have in three years?

 

[RedRage]

snip

How did he brew it? Cause when I get Kenyan beans I usually cold brew it, works better for the flavor imo. Also I guess I'm nobody now...

 

[Topo Chico]

Just finished the video, it's behind the $5 Locals paywall so no clips but I'll summarize his thoughts.

• He is aware that nobody likes the coffee, including Pippa herself.
  
  
• When opening the packaging, he takes special care to not destroy the Pippa branding. Quote, "Is there a way to take this off without damanging my osh-[censorbleep audio sound effect] oh shit don't forget to edit that out."
  
  
• He has severe trouble opening the packaging in general mirroring his oshi's handcam streams.
  
  
• "Let me just say, there's absolutely no way to justify the price, unless like, I know there's that rare cat in India that they forcefeed coffeebeans and then they make coffee out of the poo, maybe they do that with the actress for Pippa, that would at least justify the price, but it still wouldn't be something I go out of my way to buy for $40."
  
  
• He says it is very strawberry scented, which is not compatible with Null's palate of wanting to inhale cigarette bar smoke. Says it smells like a dessert.
  
  
• Upon pouring it after it being brewed, he says it smells like hay in a horse barn, or even a horse itself. He says this scares him a lot. He contrasts the smell of the beans (fruity, strawberry) to the complete opposite smell of it after being brewed of a barn.
  
  
• Upon tasting it, there is no strawberry flavor. He does not choke or projectile vomit, but he says that something is "off" about it, says it has a slightly acidic taste. He struggles to find positive things to say about it, other than how the original smell of the beans were good (which is completely lost after brew).
  
  
• He says he will finish the coffee because it isn't undrinkable, nor completely repugnant to the senses, but reiterates how weird it is that the smell and the flavor after being brewed are so incongruent.

Allinall, I end with a question for @Realticule - how does it feel that Null has Truly and Honestly financially supported your oshi more than you have in three years?

Not to be a misogynist, but I don't trust the phase women's opinion on the coffee and the fish sells it but doesn't drink it. From the git go it's a meme product, and like all the products he sells, is over priced. If I opened an new bag and it smelled of strawberries, that'd spook me a bit. Now I also don't trust Johm Potter's food opinions because he drank multiple liters of coke a day for years and that has to have ruined his tastebuds. On the other hand I just buy whatever the cheapest dark roast in the store is and drink it black because I don't drink coffee for flavor, it's to wake up or stay awake. Good to know it's not vomit inducing, but also that off flavor might be mold? Wasn't there an issue previously with orders taking so long to ship that some of the bags went off?

How did he brew it?

From the one screenshot we've been graced with, an aero press.

Now phase tea I can get behind, the patrician's choice of hot beverage

 

[RedRage]

Not to be a misogynist, but I don't trust the phase women's opinion on the coffee and the fish sells it but doesn't drink it. From the git go it's a meme product, and like all the products he sells, is over priced. If I opened an new bag and it smelled of strawberries, that'd spook me a bit. Now I also don't trust Johm Potter's food opinions because he drank multiple liters of coke a day for years and that has to have ruined his tastebuds. On the other hand I just buy whatever the cheapest dark roast in the store is and drink it black because I don't drink coffee for flavor, it's to wake up or stay awake. Good to know it's not vomit inducing, but also that off flavor might be mold? Wasn't there an issue previously with orders taking so long to ship that some of the bags went off?

From the one screenshot we've been graced with, an aero press.

Now phase tea I can get behind, the patricians choice of hot beverage

Strangely Kenyan coffee is meant to have a fruity aroma and taste, seems to be a product of the double fermentation process, as for the brewing I don't really like French pressed coffee so I couldn't tell if you if that would make it taste particularly bad or drown out the fruity taste, but the acidic taste is intended for those beans. Part of why I like to cold brew them is cause it levels out the acidity without killing the fruit undertones.

TLDR: I like coffee

 

[Realticule]

Allinall, I end with a question for @Realticule - how does it feel that Null has Truly and Honestly financially supported your oshi more than you have in three years?

He's a good goy, he always does say Israel is the strongest ally.

He is aware that nobody likes the coffee, including Pippa herself.

I'm surprised he got it right.

 

[Helkar]

Pippa retweet.

 

[I Wanna Die]

Just finished the video, it's behind the $5 Locals paywall so no clips but I'll summarize his thoughts.

• He is aware that nobody likes the coffee, including Pippa herself.
  
  
• When opening the packaging, he takes special care to not destroy the Pippa branding. Quote, "Is there a way to take this off without damanging my osh-[censorbleep audio sound effect] oh shit don't forget to edit that out."
  
  
• He has severe trouble opening the packaging in general mirroring his oshi's handcam streams.
  
  
• "Let me just say, there's absolutely no way to justify the price, unless like, I know there's that rare cat in India that they forcefeed coffeebeans and then they make coffee out of the poo, maybe they do that with the actress for Pippa, that would at least justify the price, but it still wouldn't be something I go out of my way to buy for $40."
  
  
• He says it is very strawberry scented, which is not compatible with Null's palate of wanting to inhale cigarette bar smoke. Says it smells like a dessert.
  
  
• Upon pouring it after it being brewed, he says it smells like hay in a horse barn, or even a horse itself. He says this scares him a lot. He contrasts the smell of the beans (fruity, strawberry) to the complete opposite smell of it after being brewed of a barn.
  
  
• Upon tasting it, there is no strawberry flavor. He does not choke or projectile vomit, but he says that something is "off" about it, says it has a slightly acidic taste. He struggles to find positive things to say about it, other than how the original smell of the beans were good (which is completely lost after brew).
  
  
• He says he will finish the coffee because it isn't undrinkable, nor completely repugnant to the senses, but reiterates how weird it is that the smell and the flavor after being brewed are so incongruent.

Allinall, I end with a question for @Realticule - how does it feel that Null has Truly and Honestly financially supported your oshi more than you have in three years?

Null being dragged kicking and screaming into vtubers ever so slowly has been very entertaining to watch.

 

[RestlessRain]

Pippa retweet.

Fishman spent a pretty penny on the debuts themselves too. MariMari_EN and Sleepy got animated lore videos, MariMari_EN got an animated song video. Clio got four minutes of freaking full orchestra. None of that is cheap. Oh, and getting to debut in front of 10K viewers is a pretty solid too.

Gotta call that a Fishman W.

 

[Realticule]

Oh, and getting to debut in front of 10K viewers is a pretty solid too.

13k for Clio and 15K for Marimari, with another 5k on the Phase Channel.

Phase really took it up to a new level in every aspect.

 

[Clown Penis]

And to think, in a few months it'll have been four years since some pink retard anime rabbit pulled a gun on all 90 of us in her debut.

With a closeted 5'7" lesbian, an autistic Sorta Rican lesbian, a midget half-gypsy alcoholic with anger issues, a really fucked up bisexual deergirl, and two JPs.

From seven to 29 active talents, and countless burned out and blackened corpses of other agencies later.

 

[thhrang]

And to think, in a few months it'll have been four years since some pink retard anime rabbit pulled a gun on all 90 of us in her debut.

With a closeted 5'7" lesbian, an autistic Sorta Rican lesbian, a midget half-gypsy alcoholic with anger issues, a really fucked up bisexual deergirl, and two JPs.

From seven to 29 active talents, and countless burned out and blackened corpses of other agencies later.

I'm going to have the Internet version of a midlife crisis when it hits half a decade of me being here.

 

[Security]

I'm going to have the Internet version of a midlife crisis when it hits half a decade of me being here.

I've been on the Internet for 30 years.

 

[Topo Chico]

I've been on the Internet for 30 years.

Grandpa, tell us about usenet!

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

I've been on the Internet for 30 years.

Wow, what was it like to live with dinosaurs?

 

[geesecode]

And to think, in a few months it'll have been four years since some pink retard anime rabbit pulled a gun on all 90 of us in her debut.

With a closeted 5'7" lesbian, an autistic Sorta Rican lesbian, a midget half-gypsy alcoholic with anger issues, a really fucked up bisexual deergirl, and two JPs.

From seven to 29 active talents, and countless burned out and blackened corpses of other agencies later.

Is there anyone, here or otherwise that we know of, that's been around her channel since before Pippa? Pippa debut is already insane from my perspective since so much seems to have changed in a short time, I can't fathom what it's like to watch the growth from that far back.

 

[thhrang]

Is there anyone, here or otherwise that we know of, that's been around her channel since before Pippa? Pippa debut is already insane since so much seems to have changed in a short time, I can't fathom what it's like to watch the growth from that far back.

I know some, yeah.
e: I'm honestly not sure why I'm getting laugh reacts, I actually do.

 

[geesecode]

I know some, yeah.

Damn, again, must be an insane experience.

 

[Helkar]

some pink retard anime rabbit pulled a gun on all 90 of us in her debut.

Seriously, that was the actual number? Really puts things in perspective.

How did a bunch of autistic social shut-ins led by a turbo-autistic retard manage all this...