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Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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geesecode

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Nah it's not nostalgia goggles, she's just right. Game stories have nosedived over time pretty considerably.
We used to get plenty of garbage, too, it’s just not remembered. Nobody is thinking fondly of the Pixar’s Bolt DS game (or all the other licensed shitty games on the DS/Wii era that you could walk in and find everywhere). My local Dollar General AND Target still can’t sell them!

Games on the level of Deus Ex, Half Life, Thief, many old JRPGs, or old isometric RPGs like Fallout aren’t gonna be made again because they were lighting in a bottle, not because games were generally better.

The slop we get now has risen to the AAA-budget level but in 10 years nobody is going to look back on the story of Assassins Creed Shadows or whatever. Very good chance they remember Yakuza 7 or Red Dead Redemption 2 though.
The real issue is games that have good stories tend to be in the genre she hates cause she can't into JRPGs with the smol rabbit brain :smugpipi:
JRPGs, AA titles, mods, and non-ideologically-captured indies. Especially if her requirement is pre-2010, which is 15 years ago! There’s a lot that’s come out since then, a whole bounty out there if you open your tastes.

Want story? Xenoblade is pretty great.
Want gameplay? Then play Sifu, one of the most engaging games ever.

If you can’t get into a genre, that’s expected of human taste. Everything is not for everyone, but these genres are very much the best in the industry when it comes to storytelling, and they still do it. Studios doing the immersive sims went under because people didn’t like them enough to sell, no matter how good they were. Same here, less popular, less known than the slop, but still the best without the same advantage of surviving the slop quite yet.

Like anime has replaced cartoons, manga replaced comics, independent development being able to outshine AAA development.

Though ultimately the take “they’ve nosedived” is not as unreasonable as Pippa’s take, which is at heart “I will arbitrarily decide to not engage with your game and call it dogshit” and “XYZ game is dogshit because it has British voice acting or cutscenes >0.”

Anyone who truly thinks games have gotten worse are NOT thinking the same thing she is. She managed to crash out about a game where you dig holes because she wanted a physics simulator, not a game.:annoyedpippa:
 

famous artist pipkun

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Mindflayer and Master Baiter
Joined:  Jun 5, 2023
We used to get plenty of garbage, too, it’s just not remembered. Nobody is thinking fondly of the Pixar’s Bolt DS game (or all the other licensed shitty games on the DS/Wii era that you could walk in and find everywhere). My local Dollar General AND Target still can’t sell them!

Games on the level of Deus Ex, Half Life, Thief, many old JRPGs, or old isometric RPGs like Fallout aren’t gonna be made again because they were lighting in a bottle, not because games were generally better.

The slop we get now has risen to the AAA-budget level but in 10 years nobody is going to look back on the story of Assassins Creed Shadows or whatever. Very good chance they remember Yakuza 7 or Red Dead Redemption 2 though.

JRPGs, AA titles, mods, and non-ideologically-captured indies. Especially if her requirement is pre-2010, which is 15 years ago! There’s a lot that’s come out since then, a whole bounty out there if you open your tastes.

Want story? Xenoblade is pretty great.
Want gameplay? Then play Sifu, one of the most engaging games ever.

If you can’t get into a genre, that’s expected of human taste. Everything is not for everyone, but these genres are very much the best in the industry when it comes to storytelling, and they still do it. Studios doing the immersive sims went under because people didn’t like them enough to sell, no matter how good they were. Same here, less popular, less known than the slop, but still the best without the same advantage of surviving the slop quite yet.

Like anime has replaced cartoons, manga replaced comics, independent development being able to outshine AAA development.

Though ultimately the take “they’ve nosedived” is not as unreasonable as Pippa’s take, which is at heart “I will arbitrarily decide to not engage with your game and call it dogshit” and “XYZ game is dogshit because it has British voice acting or cutscenes >0.”

Anyone who truly thinks games have gotten worse are NOT thinking the same thing she is. She managed to crash out about a game where you dig holes because she wanted a physics simulator, not a game.:annoyedpippa:
everyone wants a good red faction game
 

RestlessRain

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Though ultimately the take “they’ve nosedived” is not as unreasonable as Pippa’s take, which is at heart “I will arbitrarily decide to not engage with your game and call it dogshit” and “XYZ game is dogshit because it has British voice acting or cutscenes >0.”

Anyone who truly thinks games have gotten worse are NOT thinking the same thing she is. She managed to crash out about a game where you dig holes because she wanted a physics simulator, not a game.:annoyedpippa:
Pippa constantly gives off this energy when criticizing games:
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thhrang

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Piarro

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update: chat is this real

Inside of his containment thread, he claims it is not. He still has five more days of being banned from this thread, fyi.

(Also I want to reiterate: I do not particularly endorse the naming-containmentbreaking of whoever did it to fuck with him, because this is in relation to a joke in the containment thread that has been ongoing for days.)
I was going to come back just to tell him to kill himself, but apparently it's someone else on this site who needs to kill himself.
And still him, of course
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
>"7/10, you can't collect the monsters"
:gurnya::annoyedpippa:

Different games serve different audiences, who knew! (Modern game devs still fail to realize this)

Nintendo would somehow send legal papers for a Doom-based monster collector, probably!
 

Lee Crabb

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Topo Chico

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Who needs red faction when you have mahjong soul with chinchilla?
 

Postal rrat

chinshilla
Joined:  Mar 19, 2023
30 minutes until Akagi with Vtubers
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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chinshilla
Joined:  Mar 19, 2023
Chinchilla said she's been practicing for this one I wonder if pippa has been
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
Joined:  Dec 1, 2023
Chinchilla said she's been practicing for this one I wonder if pippa has been
didn't chinchilla learn mahjong just for this opportunity and moment?
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
can't believe I'm being forced to watch jong, how could Pippa do this to me
 

Postal rrat

chinshilla
Joined:  Mar 19, 2023
didn't chinchilla learn mahjong just for this opportunity and moment?
I think she knows mahjong as part of the basic japanese skill set.
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
I think she knew mahjong as part of the basic japanese skill set.
Damn, that's a much cooler racial starting ability than I got.

Edit: I forgot I now hate Mahjong Soul because I'll never be able to get the Fate stuff. :annoyedpippa:
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
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Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
nihongo jouzu, step-sis
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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John Vtuber👁️

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