Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[Eat em and breed em]

Spoiler

gottem

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...Pippa you play Eddy AFTER your opponent has an Elestral on the field-

Yes, you can pull the card straight from your deck, please read the cards-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE KURABYSS IN YOUR DECK

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Double posting to mald about the spirits, please match the spirit with what is on your card (most of the time), Water with Water, have the foresight to set up dual or triple spirit one at a time beforehand-

I almost forgot, these are first edition cards, so when they're reprinted they won't have the 1st edition stamp on them. That un-sleeved shuffle pretty much did psychic damage to her 10 years from now, when she remembers!

 

[geesecode]

Even if it's a Downs voice, I like it. I think the voice is endearing.

Edit: I'm trying to think about it... back in high school there was a student in my class that talked exactly like this, and they weren't handicapped, but they weren't there for long so probably an often-traveling family. Idk where it comes from but if I had to guess, speech impediment combined with a thick yankee accent, maybe a lot of moving around as a kid, then add on the VTuber voice.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Even if it's a Downs voice, I like it. I think the voice is endearing.

Yeah, she's cute - and also promoted/followed by Elestrals, so you'll probably see her around if you're following Elestrals

holy shit Pippa's finally learning you don't have to play every card you get, as soon as you get it! Sasuga, step-sis!

EDIT: Nevermind, she didn't read Eddy's effect after playing him

 

[Sven]

Pippa at literally any time tonight

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

The meta for Moonrise was pretty healthy, all sorts of decks were viable - including Heal and Stall decks, both of which seen in top tournament decks, as well as modified starter decks because they're already built so well!

So far the meta for Firestorm is still in the kitbashing phase, new cards, new strategies, but my money's on Hestia and her Bears (Majursa and Glaciursa - the current Stellar Firestorm promos, coincidentally) being a solid choice for people that want to get into high-level play. But Pippa, if you get the Firestorm promos, please sleeve them, they will not be reprinted and will shoot up in price on the aftermarket because you could only get them throughout this month!

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I am here to stop this Eddy hate (prematurely), you must understand why people love/hate him on the spot:

This is Eddy! Try to get three of them on your field!

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This is Rock and a Hard Place, which should be played at least once!

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This is Kurabyss! You're probably fucked if you allowed your opponent to go this far!

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...Was I expecting too much of step-sis to actually read the cards beforehand, because NOW she's learning to fear Eddy!

EDIT: How did Pippa manage to get Kurabyss on the field, and turn it into a negative against herself

 

[Sven]

"It's complicated"

Not really, it's a att/def swap, that's not complicated

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

(Pippa is now learning about Trap Cards, and how she should strategically play them throughout the battle to prevent what just happened!)

EDIT: Pippa, respectfully, you are not skilled enough to play a FTK deck

 

[DTrp]

fwip da twap cawd

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I fully anticipate that Pippa will somehow turn an FTK strategy to be a negative against herself, she is not skilled enough to pull it off

fwip da twap cawd

And that's why Elestrals showcases her content!

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Double-posting because how the fuck did Pippa accidentally make a play that nobody else has yet!

EDIT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PIPPA WON BY ACCIDENT

 

[DTrp]

Double-posting because how the fuck did Pippa accidentally make a play that nobody else has yet!

remember when she wiped the floor with the pink goat girl at MTG? she has superpowers

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

remember when she wiped the floor with the pink goat girl at MTG? she has superpowers

she reads none of the cards, and somehow wins

the DSP of TCG, she needs to be entered into Elestrals Worlds ASAP, she might get top billing

 

[Hff201]

"Chat, I know a lot of you are poor"

"A lot of my viewers are from third-world countries"

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

If you enter online premiere events, you also get exclusive cards just for playing! They fill up fast, $25 a tournament, but the prizing just for participating is worth more.

There are also an entirely different set of exclusive cards if you play in-person at your LGS. The team is going all out to fill seats every Saturday, which helps fund both Elestrals and the LGS that participate!

 

[Sven]

"Chat, I know a lot of you are poor"

"A lot of my viewers are from third-world countries"

Made funnier because she's not wrong

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

If you enter online premiere events, you also get exclusive cards just for playing! They fill up fast, $25 a tournament, but the prizing just for participating is worth more.

There are also an entirely different set of exclusive cards if you play in-person at your LGS. The team is going all out to fill seats every Saturday, which helps fund both Elestrals and the LGS that participate!

Here is an example of a card you could get just by playing in one of the premiere tournaments! It's currently worth around $20-$25, so stuffing your spirit deck for your Wind Elestrals will cost a pretty penny, or regular tournament attendance!

 

[formerly pipkin (Parody)]