Maybe I should've died in the hurricane.
You currently have 17,242 posts on this forum. 99% of which are thirstposts about Pippa. I am going to round up to the full number for the sake of convenience.
Your Retink account on KF has 26 pages of posts that mention Pippa. Each search page includes twenty posts. 20 x 26 = 520.
Your Retink Retunk account on KF has 10 pages of posts that mention Pippa, and four total pages in the VTuber thread. I am adding them together because I am too lazy to count individually. 20 times 14 = 280.
17,242 + 520 + 280 = 18,042.
That's almost 20,000 bro.