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Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3

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chinshilla
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Realticule

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Pippa is a good girl, she bullied the weak.
 

Hff201

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Remember that he's talking about actual real-life schoolchildren right now.
 

RedRage

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Kids like Pippa are the reason "fun" teachers stop being fun. :annoyedpippa:
 

Realticule

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Kids like Pippa are the reason "fun" teachers stop being fun. :annoyedpippa:
School isn't to have fun, it's to become doctor. Now become doctor or make grandma cry!
 

Atlas

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School isn't to have fun, it's to become doctor. Now become doctor or make grandma cry!
Well, your grandma's a pile of ashes somewhere in germany so that doesn't particularly matter
 

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chinshilla
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Realticule

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RedRage

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Schools don't do this cause if some kid's 600$ phone gets stolen the school gets sued cause "It would not have gotten stolen if he was allowed to keep it on him"
 

thhrang

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Just tell parents that if they catch their kids with phones they will be confiscated and they, the parents, will have to come recover it.

Kids got their pagers taken away back in the day. People have to relearn the word "No."
 

Atlas

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Teachers being allowed to beat children would solve a lot of issues we should bring that back
 

JMForte

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They got like those calculator holder things but use them for phones, that's what my school did, at least some teachers did. If you got caught with a phone, it was straight to in school suspension, and the phone was confiscated for the entire day. That was so many years ago, they still do it, at least from what my younger cousin says.
 

Ensok

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From my own experience at school, I blame kids and parents more than teachers. But I was a total square.
 

Hff201

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Put your £300+ smartphone in those shit school lockers you can break into with a single kick, that'll work Pippa...

Just properly punish kids who're caught using them during class time, it's easy.
 

JMForte

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Put your £300+ smartphone in those shit school lockers you can break into with a single kick, that'll work Pippa...

Just properly punish kids who're caught using them during class time, it's easy.
Yeah, they just send in a school resource officer these days, then the kids get charged.
 

thhrang

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Oh my fucking God.
 

Atlas

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DogBone

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Calling a cross-eyed kid cookie monster. That teacher was based!
 
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