Phase Connect General

[Al-Sandulishun]

Why are all you faggots more upset about this fanart than Jelly is herself?

That's how you get unironic amputee fetishists in your community.

 

[Phantasm]

That's how you get unironic amputee fetishists in your community.

Cool but she's responded to this particular artist several times so she doesn't seem to have a problem with this

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[Superduper Samurai]

Jugget does roll off the tongue better than Pugget, or Riugget, or Tugget

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Cool but she's responded to this particular artist several times so she doesn't seem to have a problem with this

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Oh, so she's pandering to amputeenogs? Pass.

 

[Phantasm]

Oh, so she's pandering to amputeenogs? Pass.

I can see how you earned your badge

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

I can see how you earned your badge

Thank you, I try very hard.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Oh, so she's pandering to amputeenogs? Pass.

Don't make me commission Phase Nuggets just to spite you

 

[Phantasm]

Don't make me commission Phase Nuggets just to spite you

I think he in particular would love one for Pippa

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Don't make me commission Phase Nuggets just to spite you

Go for it

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

I think he in particular would love one for Pippa

Go for it

@Realticule you have a new challenger for the title of Meat Pippa sommelier

 

[dkn2038]

Go for it

Can I ask for sakana fish sticks instead?

 

[RestlessRain]

Would you love your oshi if she were a worm nugget?

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Would you love your oshi if she were a worm nugget?

Backpack waifu my oshi

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

@Realticule you have a new challenger for the title of Meat Pippa sommelier

Excuse me, I don't have an obsession with Pippa, unlike the Jew.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Don't make me commission Phase Nuggets just to spite you

Do Anakin-Shiina-nugget roasting on the volcano.

 

[Lee Crabb]

You thought you could get away with no Hundred Line stream?


Edit: Lia said she had an emotional morning today. She deleted her folder of Tsumugi Aoba pictures that she's been accumulating for the last 7 years. She has truly dumped her old twink obsession for the new one (Eito Aosuki from Hundred Line)

 

[dkn2038]

Crossposting my tweet


edit: adding more info, this is why I don't have a girlfriend
Hina: boob volume calculated by chatGPT: 1.841 cm³
Dizzy: boob volume: 1.438 cm³

google search: Breast tissue density can range from 0.8 to 1.2 g/cm³

then:
hina's weight: between 1473g and 2209g each one, both combined are between 2946g and 4418g
dizzy's weight between 1150g and 1725g each one, both combined are between 2300g and 3452g

Summary:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bird-girl that busty should be able to fly.
her wings are too small to get her fat big bonkers off the ground.
The bird-girl, of course, flies anyway because she's too bird-brained to care about what humans think is impossible.

FISHMAN!!!!!!

did the math with kronii, somehow Hina's Hinas are bigger...

edit: nerissa's are actually bigger
volume 1924
individual weight: between 1539,2 and 2308,8 grams, combined weight ranges between 3078,4 and 4617,6

BTW it would be wise to calculate a 40% less, since it's volume is not an ellipsoid because they rest on the thoraccic cage

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

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What we need is a Sleepy Collab with Q. Fits with the "yeah, it's fine, but it's probably way over priced" vibe that Sakana goes for. Would I want it mostly for the 8.6 and autism jokes? Absolutely, but I'm sure Sleepy would also like a Boombox.

Hell yeah, a collaborative spreadsheet tracking talents' sexual orientations. Exactly what is to be expected from the Phase fanbase.

Yeah, that's on point.

MariMari_en has described herself as "pretty straight."

MariMari still had the greatest handling of a potentially extremely bad PR situation in Vtuber history.

She has also claimed that reading fanservice-y comic books at a young age may have "made her gay".

Everyone likes huge, sexy tits. It's a common human enjoyment.

In general, I think it is a mixture of both. Some things are clearly roleplaying, such as Lumi and Jelly flirting when Jelly is otherwise known for being, ahem, not homosexual. Some cases are more likely to be genuine, like Pippa obsessing over Bismarck even before she joined Phase, or the girls who went to gay bars IRL. But then again, unless one of them gets to the point they start Kelseyposting, what does it really matter what their exact sexuality is?

Without getting deep into the human physiology, with very few exceptions, there's no Women that are permanently Lesbians. It's a social stress & health response. (Though you can't just fix it with your dick, so please don't try in real life.) A lot of the College Lesbian stuff is far more as a social response to avoid hormonal birth control/avoid the dating scene. I'm surprised people don't mention that aspect more.

Most of the Phase girls are just playing it up, because "Lesbian" to the instinctual male audience just means a threesome is on the table. That's actually what your brain is processing.

There are Men that are likely permanently gay. That can be basically impossible to unwind for some.

I’ve had this particular brand and flavor before and lets say I still prefer Lays truffle chips.

There's a couple of specialty chips out there that are good, but most aren't better than a standard package of Lays. Not that Potatoes fried in Soybean Oil is in any way good for you, but, man, are they tasty.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

did the math with kronii, somehow Hina's Hinas are bigger...

edit: nerissa's are actually bigger
volume 1924
individual weight: between 1539,2 and 2308,8 grams, combined weight ranges between 3078,4 and 4617,6

BTW it would be wise to calculate a 40% less, since it's volume is not an ellipsoid because they rest on the thoraccic cage

Keep this up you will become the next Eating Mike Tyson's ass on twitter

 

[dkn2038]

Keep this up you will become the next Eating Mike Tyson's ass on twitter

I need to think about a method to calculate flat ones... I need to know it with miligrams of exactitude