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PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Know what's sad? I'm pretty sure Fuwamoco are more useful than a lot of ambulance services across the globe. Maybe that's more terrifying, haha.
 

Shuba

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Every single cop may have died other than Subaru, Calli and Iroha, but they actually managed to win over the gang for the 2nd heist. They destroyed the heist truck by ramming every car they had into it. Sometimes, turning your brain off is the best way to go.
:subaruclapping:

Subaru called Towa to talk about picking Anya up cause she got left behind. Towa got heated and wanted to do one more heist for revenge. Now the cops are doing a strategy meeting to prepare for the last one. This is the kino Subaru vs Towa content I've been waiting for.

Everyone was listening and focused during the meeting. Meanwhile Miko :mikothumbsl:
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Fubuki was downed by a random NPC, there were like 5 cop copse around her
FWMC continued to be absolutely useless, Ririka logged in just to get downed off-screen. Hajime came to the rescue. The city continue to be in shambles, they really needed ina.

This explains why it took so long for the cops to get rescued after the heist. Seems like the medical squad has also been suffering with how understaffed they are. Not to mention FuwaMoco is basically their version of Kanade lmao.
 

frz

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This explains why it took so long for the cops to get rescued after the heist. Seems like the medical squad has also been suffering with how understaffed they are. Not to mention FuwaMoco is basically their version of Kanade lmao.
that would have easily been another 30 minutes have hajime not successfully landed there lolw
FWMC casually flipped their GIANT ASS FUCKIGN AMBULANCE TRUCK on the way
Appreciate the heist update, I'm not watching them because I know they will get clipped later. :inahungryl:
Really? Only the last 2 hours? Well I guess it does explain some things.
They randomly decided to become the medic team's kanade today.
It got so bad fubuki only managed 30 minutes of gambling today.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Reine: How do we make it so the car does fly so much?

Moona: I dunno, maybe drive better?
 

tarkanoltr

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So they retried the heist, with Bae accepting the mission and hence was the one to drive the truck. The game bugged and when entering the hangar where the truck was stored, Bae was gunned down by multiple enemies, when the others thought the coast was clear.

Then Bae got dragged along by Pekora who masterfully evaded capture and took down a few cops on the way.
 

El Rrata

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The game bugged and everyone lost on both sides. The true GTA RP experience.

The real winners are the doctors.
 

frz

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The game bugged and everyone lost on both sides. The true GTA RP experience
nah the gang won didn't they. Staff just declared it and they goes home. Supposedly they were going to store the truck and run, that'd been the end of it.
Actually all the cops died including subaru who jumped out of the heli while talking to towa
Polka tried to catch the action, heard sirens and decided to go the other way because severely directionally challenged.

Ririka logged in to help the understaffed medic team despite not streamign .... and she died 6 times in 1 hours.
There's something about regloss...

As fubuki reached the dead cops, she got a notice about Ririka dying and shout "RIRIKAAAAAA" then told FWMC to go get Ririka as more and more people died
After floundering around getting lost ....they finally ended up at... where fubuki is.
Turned out hajime and ririka crashed the heli right next to Fubuki all this time. Fubuki solo-revived 6 cops without knowing "help" was right around the corner.

Ofc all this time ao is being a comedic relief/entertainment for the civ side too.
 
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Dawifet

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I hope someone is gonna do a KANADEEEE counter at the end of all the streams
 

Willemshaven

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Shuba

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Yeah, it was the gang's win cause the truck was safe and most of the cops were dead. Both sides did pretty good though despite the bugs.

Apparently Kanade took a break and ate some snacks mid-heist. She asked Subaru to praise her at the end and give her a score. Mother Duck said she did great today and gave her a 10/100.
:smugsubaru:
 

El Rrata

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I hadn't watched much police since I have been watching Bae and IRyS POVs, but I realized, while watching Bae doing the heist the first time, that Bijou was gambling in the casino on my other screen in Ame's stream on at the same time. It was then that I understood Subaru's plight and truly how hopeless it was.
 

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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I hadn't watched much police since I have been watching Bae and IRyS POVs, but I realized, while watching Bae doing the heist the first time, that Bijou was gambling in the casino on my other screen in Ame's stream on at the same time. It was then that I understood Subaru's plight and truly how hopeless it was.
There's a reason the phrase "herding cats" exists. Given every Hololive event turns into a trip to Las Vegas, it's always going to end up like this, haha.
 

Pencilfreak

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Willemshaven

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frz

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Knowing Lui quitted her taxi job,
Polka started her own taxi service yesterday called POLCAR, and she has managed to score absolutely 0 passenger after 2 days. Because she always somewhere halfway across the map whenever someone called. She also faced random competition from Sora and AZki, who probs did a much better job.
She spent 40 million buying two sports car, only to drive a shitty taxi around town.
Behold woman driving.


Polka is actually filthy rich due to getting pay per article views, (still have 60 mil left after spending 40). The weazel news also has a fully decked penthouse headquarter that can be bought for 25k$, but she managed to look and ride like a hobo every step of the way.
I hadn't watched much police since I have been watching Bae and IRyS POVs, but I realized, while watching Bae doing the heist the first time, that Bijou was gambling in the casino on my other screen in Ame's stream on at the same time. It was then that I understood Subaru's plight and truly how hopeless it was.
I tuned into Bibou stream every 30 minutes and I always sees her dying on the ground. Never caught that casino one.
And the funny thing is she isn't the worst offender because kanade exists.
 
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httn

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El Rrata

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What the fuck is this shit lmao.

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Pencilfreak

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Zizara

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Kiara should be a charge blade user confirmed, get on it modders
 

Abomination

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Tenma knows/knew someone who had "the most racist collection of lighters".

They were, like, the most racist shit ever. They were so insane and fun to have... -Tenma
Like sorry, the lighters were racist or he was racist? -Dizzy
Oh yeah. No, both, but like, the lighters were the most racist collection ever, but they were so well-crafted. -Tenma

She went on to describe one that was some African tribe-looking one that had the fire come out of the figure's ass.
:whatastory:
 
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