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[Aquatic Novellite]

Marine and Lamy really destroyed SorAz dignity man

They may have finished the job, but the one who started it, the original sinner, the vile scum who pushed her into the descent to depravity in the first place, the worst person to ever live, was someone else:

 

[Shuba Saber]

While Laplus, Kanade and half the police force were being retarded at the casino, Towa called Subaru to let her know that the gang is starting the airport heist soon. They said may the better children win and the loser is the worse parent.

But Subaru has dealt with her children for 4 days and they've made her want to put a bullet in her head. She knows the chances of victory are almost none, yet chooses to believe in them anyways. Truly the mother of the year. Good luck, Police Chief.


Edit: On second thought, Towa and Aki have already gotten captured. Maybe there's hope for this group of retards.

 

[Seth]

While Laplus, Kanade and half the police force were being retarded at the casino, Towa called Subaru to let her know that the gang is starting the airport heist soon. They said may the better children win and the loser is the worse parent.

But Subaru has dealt with her children for 4 days and they've made her want to put a bullet in her head. She knows the chances of victory are almost none, yet chooses to believe in them anyways. Truly the mother of the year. Good luck, Police Chief.


Edit: On second thought, Towa and Aki have already gotten captured. Maybe there's hope for this group of retards.

Now Bboo is Towa's mama

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

What would Allah Think?

 

[Seth]

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What would Allah Think?

*hot*

 

[The Rrat]

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What would Allah Think?

"Too old"

 

[Shuba Saber]

The gang leaders got captured but Ayame and the others got away with most of the money, so it was the gang's victory overall. Some of the cops got killed and I think some got lost on the way over, but it was a good fight. Mother Duck is proud.


And then there was Kanade:

 

[frz]

While Laplus, Kanade and half the police force were being retarded at the casino, Towa called Subaru to let her know that the gang is starting the airport heist soon. They said may the better children win and the loser is the worse parent.

But Subaru has dealt with her children for 4 days and they've made her want to put a bullet in her head. She knows the chances of victory are almost none, yet chooses to believe in them anyways. Truly the mother of the year. Good luck, Police Chief.


Edit: On second thought, Towa and Aki have already gotten captured. Maybe there's hope for this group of retards.

meanwhile in a more "stable" part of the cop family
Zeta & Matsuri:
>get married
>get ring
>get divorced
>get married again
>get new ring
>get divorced
>get married again
>get new ring

 

[Shuba Saber]

Ame and Subaru met for the first time and Ame sold her some ice cream. It was a short but adorable interaction. Also this is my first time seeing Ame's character and it's godlike lmao.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Ame and Subaru met for the first time and Ame sold her some ice cream. It was a short but adorable interaction. Also this is my first time seeing Ame's character and it's godlike lmao.
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Then Biboo arrested her immediately and took her hostage to sell ice cream to criminals.

 

[Willemshaven]

The police are gathering resources to make their own drugs.
EDIT: Ame, Bijou, took the ambulance helicopter, with Bijou steering. FuwaMoco also got onto it.
EDIT 2: Bijou landed hard on the ground only to go up again. Ame bailed out but plummeted to the ground. Bijou managed to do a hard landing, but then walked into the helicopter blade after exiting.

 

[frz]

Ame & Biboo stole FWMC Helicopter
Biboo steering the heli: "How do I not kill us"
FWMC: *screaming in japanese*
Subaru: *screaming even more in japanese on the radio*
Ame has been helidropped
2/3 survive not bad
NVM i talked too fast, bijou died running into the spinning heli tail

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Ame just fucking fell from the helicopter lol. Best emergency response unit ever. Truly elite.

Edit: Then Biboo died straight away after stepping out the crashed chopper. Perfect timing.

 

[Shuba Saber]

The police are gathering resources to make their own drugs.

Nah, it was just mushroom hunting for fun. It's one of the recreational activities they've been wanting to do for a while. Then they got interrupted by a report of drugs getting sold (apparently it was Lui) and then Biboo hijacking the helicopter and dying.


Edit: Subaru said things have been peaceful only for Towa to call, talk shit and say she's gonna do another big heist. Truly impeccable timing

 

[Willemshaven]

FuwaMoco took the helicopter with Hajime and crashed into a mountain. Meanwhile Fubuki, the remaining paramedic, is at the amusement park with Polka. UPDATE: Fubuki is now underway to the crash site.

 

[frz]

Fubuki rang Polka asking for advice on which ring to buy
"Isn't a ring too heavy (for the 2nd date)"
While they were still not understanding how to buy from the jewelry store, Fuwamoco ram straight into the mountain on the heli carrying banchou.

FWMC has been on some kinda drugs for the last 2 hour. They played around with the duck on the first floor, then went up the helipad and spent 30 minutes dying and running around alone up there and then went mushroom hunting with banchou and now died doing so. Even with reviving ame & biboo on their adventure, they has been revived more than actually reviving people

Fubuki got distracted half-way, forgot about the two and now is buying ice cream and rose for lui again.
Finally she remembers the two when a new alert rang.

While the medics are trying to kill rescue each other, the server is falling apart, more people are dying, including a biboo who literally can't stay alive for more than 30 minutes

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

"What can you expect from a large Hololive event?"

The standard: large outbreaks of lesbanism, absolutely no attempt to focus on the task at hand, proof half of Holomems lack a drivers license, gambling addictions, strippers, wanton murder sprees and someone establishing a cartel.

The fact that this doesn't put almost any constraints on the game that's being played is proof of the Hololive Magic.

 

[Willemshaven]

Kanade actually scored a takedown on Koyori using a taser.
EDIT: Nevermind. Kanade didn't land the finishing blow, so Koyori recovered and gunned down Kanade and Bijou.
EDIT 2: Kanata and AZKi hunted down a shark.

EDIT 3: FuwaMoco got to ride Koyori's carrotmobile and damaged it a lot. Koryori wanted FuwaMoco to pay for the repairs, but they decided to leave it up to chance to determine if FuwaMoco has to pay or not. FuwaMoco won.

 

[frz]

Fubuki was downed by a random NPC, there were like 5 cop copse around her
FWMC continued to be absolutely useless, Ririka logged in just to get downed off-screen. Hajime came to the rescue. The city continue to be in shambles, they really needed ina.
Finally after 30 minutes everything was resolved, Fubuki get to talk to Mio again. NTR back on the menu.

And then for some reason Ririka, carrying a dead kanade, died off screen again.

 

[Dawifet]

Fubuki rang Polka asking for advice on which ring to buy
"Isn't a ring too heavy (for the 2nd date)"
While they were still not understanding how to buy from the jewelry store, Fuwamoco ram straight into the mountain on the heli carrying banchou.

FWMC has been on some kinda drugs for the last 2 hour. They played around with the duck on the first floor, then went up the helipad and spent 30 minutes dying and running around alone up there and then went mushroom hunting with banchou and now died doing so. Even with reviving ame & biboo on their adventure, they has been revived more than actually reviving people

Fubuki got distracted half-way, forgot about the two and now is buying ice cream and rose for lui again.
Finally she remembers the two when a new alert rang.

While the medics are trying to kill rescue each other, the server is falling apart, more people are dying, including a biboo who literally can't stay alive for more than 30 minutes

Really? Only the last 2 hours? Well I guess it does explain some things.

Wait do you mean in game or...?

"What can you expect from a large Hololive event?"

The standard: large outbreaks of lesbanism, absolutely no attempt to focus on the task at hand, proof half of Holomems lack a drivers license, wanton murder sprees and someone establishing a cartel.

The fact that this doesn't put almost any constraints on the game that's being played is proof of the Hololive Magic.

Don't forget gambling