Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

[TKN_Lurker]

The ducklingmobile was a rental so it despawned when it got impounded. Now Fuwamoco are demanding Bijou to buy a new one this instant.

The gang agreed to a 3v3 shootout with the police, iroha actually managed to 1v3 after miko and ollie were downed
Then the dog that killed ollie & miko 15 minutes earlier came back to finish off iroha
She somehow came back to life due to a bug and now the dog is dead
Final kill score: Random dog on the street - 3, iroha - 3 Aki - 1 Pekora - 1, everyone 0

Damn. Iroha just John wick her way through that fight. Sasuga ninja reflex.

Edit: Checking Lamy's pov is wild man. I can already predict the Sora fanart after this. They've turned the goddess into a whore...

 

[frz]

The gang agreed to a 3v3 shootout with the police, iroha actually managed to 1v3 after miko and ollie were downed
Then the dog that killed ollie & miko 15 minutes earlier came back to finish off iroha
She somehow came back to life due to a bug and now the dog is dead
Final kill score: Random dog on the street - 3, iroha - 3 Aki - 1 Pekora - 1, Anya/Ollie/Miko - 0. Pavanova - alot of burger money.

Meanwhile SorAz was united in the strip club doing a legendary pole dance show.

 

[Willemshaven]

Sora got a new outfit.

 

[El Rrata]

Subaru: "Bijou is a berserker huh? I thought she was super seiso but she might be the craziest one here."

Bijou really just went full shitlord for this event lmao

 

[El Rrata]

Lol

 

[Willemshaven]

I'm back from doing stuff. Let's see what's happening.


EDIT: Uhm, let's see what AZKi is up to.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Lol

On one hand, this event turns them into unhinged criminals. On the other hand, it turns them into shameless whores. What a fucking wild contrast man.

 

[Willemshaven]

Moona tricked Pekora into giving her 10 million.

EDIT:
Kanata took a picture of AZKi and Korone hugging. Sora is riding in Suisei's car.

EDIT 2:
Suisei stopped, got out of the car with Sora, and shot her. Sora managed to call Subaru. Suisei is now wanted.

EDIT 3:
Ina got a new vehicle.


EDIT 4:
Bijou crashed into the water. UPDATE: She got saved by staff.


EDIT 5:
The police arrived near Suisei. While Suisei was shooting at the police, Fubuki showed up and beat the crap out of her.
EDIT 6:
Added embedded links for context.

 

[Shuba]

Subaru apparently declared all out war on the gang. No more questioning, no more asking about hostages. Just immediately shoot on sight. Police Chief has had enough of everyone's bs.


They were holding a stakeout for Suisei at the hospital but Fubuki was being a double agent and told Suisei, who used Ao as the new hostage. As fun as it is to see everyone fail and be retarded, it's pretty cool when they're actually organized and doing the job seriously. She may hate it, but Subaru's ability to multitask and delegate really shines in moments like this.

And after trying to get Suisei for more than half an hour, they finally caught her cause Fubuki punched the shit out of her when she saw Subaru's car. Seems like she was only pretending to be a double agent.


Meanwhile Nerissa almost shot Ao just for being there lmao.

 

[El Rrata]

Moona tricked Pekora into giving her 10 million.
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Moona be like:

 

[Willemshaven]

Bijou drove over staff.


EDIT:
A police helicopter got detonaded and crashed near Ao. Ao proceeded to walk into the burning wreck.
Context: Pekora rigged the helicopter.

EDIT 2:
Mumei got five "hentai" stickers on her car, but she can't read them.

EDIT 3:
Added embedded timestamp links.

 

[frz]

Subaru apparently declared all out war on the gang. No more questioning, no more asking about hostages. Just immediately shoot on sight. Police Chief has had enough of everyone's bs.


They were holding a stakeout for Suisei at the hospital but Fubuki was being a double agent and told Suisei, who used Ao as the new hostage. As fun as it is to see everyone fail and be retarded, it's pretty cool when they're actually organized and doing the job seriously. She may hate it, but Subaru's ability to multitask and delegate really shines in moments like this.

And after trying to get Suisei for more than half an hour, they finally caught her cause Fubuki punched the shit out of her when she saw Subaru's car. Seems like she was only pretending to be a double agent.


Meanwhile Nerissa almost shot Ao just for being there lmao.

well that explains polka just casually going through a bunch of dead police in the middle of nowhere
There's like 7 dead here lolw.
Most of the force got wiped lolw.

 

[Willemshaven]

Subaru just gunned down Suisei and had a sigh of relief.

EDIT:
Mumei finally learned from Ayame what the stickers on her car actually means.

EDIT 2:
Moona and Reine are on the pole.

 

[Shuba]

Moona: How many hamburgers would you like?
Shuba English: One-hundred. Because my brain is broken.

Moona delivered the goods, which came around to 9 million yen. Subaru didn't realize it'd be that much and was just sad while more crimes were getting reported over the radio.

A bit ago, Pekora blew up Iroha's helicopter and most of the cops were dead. Subaru had a long yell after getting updated and vented for a bit to Suisei, who got arrested again cause she punched Miko for no reason. Her mental is so done, she's genuinely thinking about playing an FPS game after the server ends.

Afterwards, Suisei tried to steal her car and Subaru shot her on sight, then punched Laplus to relieve some stress. Suisei was even thinking about joining the cops tomorrow to help her out after seeing how tired she was.

We're pretty close to a second breakdown and there's still 3 more days to go. The crazy part is that Kanade wasn't even here today

Edit: Subaru did a bit of gambling, saw one of the Cover staff gambling with Bijou and Calli, tried to hit the staff member and accidentally hit Laplus instead. The kusogaki is basically a stress relief punching bag at this point.

 

[Willemshaven]

And the staff went to the casino.


EDIT:
Iroha gets to see AZKi pole dancing.

 

[El Rrata]

IRyS dying at the very last minute.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Lol

On one hand, this event turns them into unhinged criminals. On the other hand, it turns them into shameless whores. What a fucking wild contrast man.

Subaru just gunned down Suisei and had a sigh of relief.

EDIT:
Mumei finally learned from Ayame what the stickers on her car actually means.

EDIT 2:
Moona and Reine are on the pole.

While hilarious and somewhat concerning, this is probably going to get Pochi-mama's neurons firing. Something really amazing could come from this, haha.

 

[Wixoyu]

well that explains polka just casually going through a bunch of dead police in the middle of nowhere
There's like 7 dead here lolw.
Most of the force got wiped lolw.

Calli spotted a speeding car while patrolling the country side and followed it to see Towa and Ayame about to rob another convenience store. They opened fire on her and ran off, eventually being caught up to at the highway massacre spot, with more cops trickling in as back-up and being shot, with Watame running over Ayame but Towa dragged her off to the mountains.

Polka managed to show up before the EMTs.
---
Calli raided into Kiara. She's been talking about Ame and it's really rough. Ame told them a long time ago, she said it was one of the reasons she put the one-block Minecraft collab together.

 

[frz]

Calli spotted a speeding car while patrolling the country side and followed it to see Towa and Ayame about to rob another convenience store. They opened fire on her and ran off, eventually being caught up to at the highway massacre spot, with more cops trickling in as back-up and being shot, with Watame running over Ayame but Towa dragged her off to the mountains.

Polka managed to show up before the EMTs.
---
Calli raided into Kiara. She's been talking about Ame and it's really rough. Ame told them a long time ago, she said it was one of the reasons she put the one-block Minecraft collab together.

There was something about ollie dying cuz no seatbelt?
Botan also died a bit distant away and was the first one polka saw.
Idk why but polka always manage to encounter things like this
Then wrote an article about how the police failed and the usual "it's time for the civilians to rise" shit she writes
Her day was kinda uneventful otherwise, she tried doing taxi, set up a date for fubuki and lui. Fubuki is now head over heels for Lui, meanwhile Lui is just using her to gather drugs.
something like
Lui: This is a flower that can turn dreams real (drug & hallucination)
Fubuki: Does that mean my wish can be granted (love & date)
Lui: It's called happyflower
Fubuki: does this mean you are happy being with me
Lui: Sure sure, please gather more

 

[Wixoyu]

There was something about ollie dying cuz no seatbelt?
Botan also died a bit distant away and was the first one polka saw.
Idk why but polka always manage to encounter things like this
Then wrote an article about how the police failed and the usual "it's time for the civilians to rise" shit she writes
Her day was kinda uneventful otherwise, she tried doing taxi, set up a date for fubuki and lui. Fubuki is now head over heels for Lui, meanwhile Lui is just using her to gather drugs.
something like
Lui: This is a flower that can turn dreams real (drug & hallucination)
Fubuki: Does that mean my wish can be granted (love & date)
Lui: Sure sure, please gather more

Ollie pursued into the mountains with Biboo and Nerissa, I couldn't see what happened there. I think one person somewhere got into an accident and that got Subaru confused thinking everyone died from lack of seatbelts, much to the annoyance of Miko and Calli. Edit: Reread the log, La+ was the one who got launched through a windshield with Noel nearby.