"HELP :D"Koseki Bijou

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Lee Crabb

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Salado

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The Holiest Hole

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I know it's a superchat train so it's a good thing, but man the "present from the Kings" joke for Gigi's fallout stream went from funny to fuck off so fast.
 

lolwatagain

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I can't believe Meemaw asked us if we want to milk Lia.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Will she yab and will anyone be there to see

 

Salado

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"Are you gonna pay me to rip out my ovaries? Rip out ovaries! NYA NYA~!"- Kaminari Clara
 

Henrik Carter

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"Are you gonna pay me to rip out my ovaries? Rip out ovaries! NYA NYA~!"- Kaminari Clara
I am going to shoot myself listening to this. It's making me feel things!
 

Elite Miko

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Ame is quitting Hololive. I believe there will be no graduation stream.

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kingcaid

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Rats "I got striked for hate speech, I should be careful what I say." Also Rats "I hate women." :whatastory:
 

Postal rrat

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Katamari seems to be a perfect for the chinchilla aka natsumi hanamori
 

Just pretending

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Sora is pole dancing.


Extra context: Mio had been working in the strip club as well and apparently got Sora to go to the strip club.
There's something... extra improper about the prospect of Sora dancing in a strip club. Is this how Adam and Eve felt when they held the forbidden fruit?

Edit:
Barely 20 minutes in and AZKi is already in the strip club.
She was hoping to catch Sora's performance. :smugmoona:
 
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Willemshaven

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Barely 20 minutes in and AZKi is already in the strip club.
EDIT:
And now she's pole dancing.


Pekora left a mark in the police station. UPDATE: Apparently, the police station wasn't locked so Pekora could just go in.
 
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frz

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Polka decided to play wingman again after trying to make Fubuki NTR Mio
Subaru used Polka to gauge Okayu interest in Subaru
Polka went and interview Okayu who goes "I guess If you ask maybe then I know a person named Subaru"
"If I have to say then maybe a friend"
Then polka calls subaru who goes "I guess it's unrequited love"

Polka went back in again
Okayu: You talk about subaru alot today, do you like her or something
Polka: No actually the person she likes is you
after a while
Okayu: I don't really see her that way

Imagine trusting your secret to a reporter :smugina:
 
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Willemshaven

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El Rrata

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Damn, Bae and Towa just gunned down Subaru with no remorse :BijouBijou:
 

Dawifet

I love my dumb dorky nephilim
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Shuba Saber

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Botan and Calli are gonna be late. Kanade likely isn't coming today cause she's angry that she won't be able to gamble (rehearsal is taking too long).

Iroha taught Subaru how to dab for some reason.
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Subaru to Biboo: "THIS IS ENEMY. KILL"
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Polka decided to play wingman again after trying to make Fubuki NTR Mio
Subaru used Polka to gauge Okayu interest in Subaru
Polka went and interview Okayu who goes "I guess If you ask maybe then I know a person named Subaru"
"If I have to say then maybe a friend"
Then polka calls subaru "I guess it's unrequited love"
Subaru got sad, wondering if yesterday's Pineapple Joker Arc meant anything at all. She called Okayu real quick but fatto catto pretended to have no idea what she was talking about and ended the call.

Okayu already broke her mind, I guess she wanted to go for the heart too :anyannoyed:

Damn, Bae and Towa just gunned down Subaru with no remorse :BijouBijou:
Subaru and Iroha were just too slow, but then everyone is gonna be slow compared to Towa :towapeeved:

Subaru and Fubuki had a talk about their broken hearts (Fubuki decided to stop going after Mio yesterday so the family wouldn't break up) with Iroha just listening all confused lmao.

Edit: The gang is doing a bank robbery and I think using Polka as hostage. Subaru just said that her heart was broken thanks to Polka leaking to Okayu so she might not care if Polka dies lmao.
 
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Willemshaven

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Korone is now flirting with AZKi. Lamy took an image of the two together.

EDIT:
Noel is undercover at the casino and Bijou found out. Meanwhile, FuwaMoco are underway to the casino to show Bijou something. UPDATE: Bijou outed Noel to Subaru.
Also, staff was with Miko and got attacked by an ape.

EDIT 2:
FuwaMoco showed up with the ducklingmobile. They drove over Bijou and had an accident soon after. UPDATE: Bijou took over the ducklingmobile and drove over FuwaMoco.

EDIT 3:
IRyS and Ina are partying while being held hostage by the gang during their heist while Fubuki and FuwaMoco are gambling. There's zero active hospital staff. Also, Bijou had an accident.
EDIT 4:
Context: Bijou was blabbing about having given payback to FuwaMoco over them driving her over with the ducklingmobile, only to crash and get launched due to not wearing a seatbelt.
 
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frz

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I like how the emergency team was so orderly yesterday with fwmc, ina and fubuki
Irys joined and it's instantly chaos everywhere for the medics.

She also randomly walked into the bank where there is a heist going on and now held hostage, ina also unknowningly walked in, and they instantly think of calling reine for delivery and ordered like 30 for the gang too.

Lol Pekora came out of the vault for a noise complaint because the hostages (irys) is being too noisy with her music.

Aaaaand the bank police (miko & ollie) were wiped out by a dog. The hostages (irys & ina) are now outside healing them.
The gang is now being held hostage by the burger shop. They wanted to run but are being forcefully taking orders, moona started flirting with pekora in a corner. Now they left the scene and the actual hostage negotiation can begin.
 
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Shuba Saber

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Subaru: "Bijou is a berserker huh? I thought she was super seiso but she might be the craziest one here."
:BijouBijou:
 
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