Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

[Salado]

I knew a Clara and Dizzy collab would be weird, but god damn.

I'm really tempted to go back and start collecting random parts for the forum.

 

[Postal rrat]

Natsumi is preparing for a hand cam stream. she's been been looking for the right camera, looking into how other streamers, run their setups, and she's started moisturizing.

 

[Willemshaven]

Subaru's office got nicely decorated.


EDIT:
Shocking news! Fubuki isn't at the casino. She's at a amusement park instead with Ina and FuwaMoco.
Also, Korone crashed her motorcycle while Cecilia was riding along.

EDIT 2:
Mumei is with Pekora.
Cecilia got a surfer van. Korone called Cecilia to remind her to wear her seatbelt.

EDIT 3:
Cecilia isn't technically part the ice cream shop, so she can't open it. UPDATE: Staff went in and fixed it.
Suisei is apprently demanding payment

EDIT 4:
Polka apprently saved an image from the playtests to use as eventual blackmail.
Also, Suisei is giving protection to Cecilia but demands 10 million by the end of the day.

EDIT 5:
Staff has been looking through the window of the ice cream shop while Cecilia contemplates her options to get 10 million. UPDATE: The staff has hold up a sign, but it's all Japanese. They're also colluding with Suisei.
Also, FuwaMoco drowned.

EDIT 6:
Subaru was riding with Miko but didn't wear her seatbelt and flew through the windshield. She's now laying in the middle of the road.

 

[Shuba]

Polka apprently saved an image from the playtests to use as eventual blackmail.

It's a photo of Subaru and Okayu making out at the police station. Likely instigated by Okayu lmao.

They interrogated Polka about the "Laplus double agent" article and asked her to delete it. Polka initially agrees, but sends Subaru that photo and a 1 million yen invoice as hush money. Subaru folds right away and sets Polka free so the photo won't leak.

Polka immediately proceeds to send the photo to Botan afterwards

Subaru also just died for the first time cause Miko crashed the car they were in. Miko abandoned her on the streets cause a bank heist started immediately afterwards. This has been an eventful first hour lmao.

 

[frz]

TIL Polka was the 2nd richest person on the server as she get paid for every article after day 1
Before the gang start doing real crimes that is
Still she drove a 62k yen moped and managed to looks like a hobo every time.
She scratched her moped and the repair fee was 100k

She woke up today and her bike despawned, she spent 25k yen summoning it, half the price of the thing
But wait, for some reason she bought 2 of the same thing, so she summoned it 5 times shifting through which one is the one she usually uses, effectively twice the price of the thing

Yesterday polka wrote an article about laplus colluding with the gang
Polka ran away to the outskirt of the town, blocking laplus from calling her
Laplus ended up behind bars and questioned by the entire police force
Botan messaged Polka, telling her to come to the south police station tomorrow, stating laplus will not be there (allegedly), police chief and vice chief will listen to what she has to say

Polka did come to the station today, she was told they have a "special coffee" prepared for her, and she ended up in the interrogation room, again
Polka said she saw Laplus with a certain unknown person who totally doesn't have pink hair (not konkoyo totally) and a "Twa-san"
After a while Polka shifted through her phone for evidence and saw the picture of Okayu kissing Subaru
She proceed to use it to blackmail Subaru, charging her 1 million yen then walked away.

Botan messaged polka for the picture and Polka sent it to her, right before Subaru calling complaining about the price, asking who gave her the picture. Polka only revealed it's from the police force itself (IIRC Miko gave it to polka yesterday).

 

[Dr. Welshman]

WTF
I love Polka for this.

 

[Willemshaven]

Reine got out of the casino to check on her moped only to find it gone, so she took Polka's moped. Reine's bike turned out to be stolen by Pekora.
Meanwhile, Cecilia has been calling Ina to sell ice cream. UPDATE: Staff gave a bicycle to Cecilia. Her van is in the process of upgrading at the car mechanic.

EDIT:
NPC's have been crashing into FuwaMoco, Anya, and Aki.
Meanwhile, Suisei has been extorting Marine and Lamy for 50 million.

EDIT 2:
Bijou managed to drive Polka's moped (Reine got hers back) inside the casino and is trying to push it outside.

EDIT 3:
I went away for a few minutes only to find Cecilia surrounded by police and Subaru fighting Roboco and La+.

 

[frz]

It's a photo of Subaru and Okayu making out at the police station. Likely instigated by Okayu lmao.
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They interrogated Polka about the "Laplus double agent" article and asked her to delete it. Polka initially agrees, but sends Subaru that photo and a 1 million yen invoice as hush money. Subaru folds right away and sets Polka free so the photo won't leak.

Polka immediately proceeds to send the photo to Botan afterwards
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Subaru also just died for the first time cause Miko crashed the car they were in. Miko abandoned her on the streets cause a bank heist started immediately afterwards. This has been an eventful first hour lmao.

Kanade just asked for the picture
"Words on the street there is a picture of sheriff Subaru having a spicy affair" - Kanade
"First time I ever heard of this" - polka
"How about 300k" - Kanade
"Where are you at" - polka
------
Later polka told her to come to the casino, charged her 500k told kanade to say she received it from miko.
Ollie/Zeta/2 other cops spotted Kanade at the casino and go "WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN", polka step in to say she's only there to meet her.
Kanade ran away and Ollie actually sat down on the table

 

[Shuba]

Subaru can't really pronounce Ceci's in-game name so she'll sometimes call her Ce-chan and it's so damn adorable

EDIT 3:
I went away for a few minutes only to find Cecilia surrounded by police and Subaru fighting Roboco and La+.

Laplus took Ceci's ice cream without paying and apparently drove into her van, breaking her door. Ceci went to the mechanic to get it fixed and called Subaru for help, with FuwaMoco translating. Laplus came to the mechanic shop, accidentally driving her car into Subaru's. Miko then came for no reason, running over Subaru once again in the process. Subaru paid Cecilia, ordered her own ice cream and had FuwaMoco heal her. Then she tried to punch Laplus for being retarded but accidentally hit Roboco and Ceci.

And now apparently, Biboo just towed Ceci's van for no reason so Subaru's driving with her to get it back. This single mother is doing her best here

 

[El Rrata]

Ame is RPing as an IRL fuccboi streamer

 

[Willemshaven]

Subaru has lost it.


EDIT: Matsuri has been left in the water following a crash for about ten minutes. FuwaMoco came over but only could save Zeta. UPDATE: The staff rescued Matsuri.
EDIT 3: Timestamp of the crash.


EDIT 2: The truck from the first image is now near Ame and ran over an NPC.

 

[Shuba]

Subaru has lost it.

She literally said "I've had enough. I want to run around naked and be weird" and Okayu completely enabled her

Now they're with the other cops and Subaru is doing her best to stay silent and not reveal who she is (They know already though)

Okayu's driving around town and having a party on the tow truck, trying to show Punished Insane Subaru to as many people as possible lmao.

 

[frz]

She literally said "I've had enough. I want to run around naked and be weird" and Okayu completely enabled her

Now they're with the other cops and Subaru is doing her best to stay silent and not reveal who she is (They know already though)
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Okayu's driving around town and having a party on the tow truck, trying to show Punished Insane Subaru to as many people as possible lmao.

"Hey police arrest them" - Ame to biboo
"But they are police too" - Biboo

 

[Willemshaven]

Subaru got arrested for public indecency.
Meanwhile, Ame put out a negative review on Cecilia's ice cream and now Cecilia is trying to have Ame reconsider.

EDIT: Cecilia got locked out of the ice cream shop again.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

She literally said "I've had enough. I want to run around naked and be weird" and Okayu completely enabled her

Now they're with the other cops and Subaru is doing her best to stay silent and not reveal who she is (They know already though)
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Okayu's driving around town and having a party on the tow truck, trying to show Punished Insane Subaru to as many people as possible lmao.

All it takes is one bad day...to break the best of us.

 

[El Rrata]

Subaru got arrested for public indecency.
Meanwhile, Ame put out a negative review on Cecilia's ice cream and now Cecilia is trying to have Ame reconsider.

EDIT: Cecilia got locked out of the ice cream shop again.

Now Cece hired Ame. What a twist!

 

[frz]

Subaru has lost it.


EDIT: Matsuri has been left in the water following a crash for about ten minutes. FuwaMoco came over but only could save Zeta. UPDATE: The staff rescued Matsuri.


EDIT 2: The truck from the first image is now near Ame and ran over an NPC.

Kanade tried to make her money back by selling the subaru's pic to Polka for 700k
Polka refused the pic because it doesn't show subaru name on top, and demanded video evidence that the exhibitionist is actually subaru
Matsuri waddled by on a tiny bicycle, after being stuck in the mountain for literally 30 minutes, requiring staff help, and having to return on a slow ass tiny bicycle, the first thing she saw entering the city was kanade extorting money from civillian, so she arrested kanade and took her back to the station
Polka calls Miko "I'm so scared there is this weird officer extorting me for money"
Polka visit the police station, got sent flying by a speeding biboo, then instantly got punched by subaru as soon as she saw her, botan and kanade started blaming each other while polka is questioned. She's literally dying after getting hit twice and asked to get to the hospital. While they waited for fubuki, polka tried to fish the story from subaru and subaru self-reported everything.

Also earlier Polka tried visiting the bakery, but noone was there, then she met the entire bakery gang in the hospital, apparently korone went full domestic violence on Mio? Korone started intimidating polka from publishing the story. Fubuki happens to be away from the casino for once and cured mio.
Then Polka messaged mio asking about the DV, Mio replies "It's normal for a marriage" then compliment the hospital director for her looks, Polka proceed to edge Fubuki on to NTR mio from Korone
Kanata meanwhile acting the role of the son with a DV father, she kept sending Polka help messages all this time for like 2 hours now lolw.

 

[Willemshaven]

Air Tako has crashed.


EDIT: FuwaMoco drove into Ame with an RC car. Ame passed out. Luckily, Ina was there to help.

EDIT 2: Ame rode her unicycle into the casino and got kicked out, so she is now trying to get her unicycle back. UPDATE: She got it back.

EDIT 3: Korone spotted Mio cheating on her with Fubuki. Korone has been beating the crap out of Mio and Fubuki. She got arrested by Noel.

EDIT 4: Oh hey, there's a shootout between the police and the gang.

 

[frz]

Mio I think died of hunger inside the bakery shop?
Polpol went by, thought she died because Mio got punched by korone again, but mio said it wasn't. Korone right then was hanging at the cat cafe with kanada
So I reckoned she died of hunger, which is an amazing feat on itself as someone who literally sell food.
Fubuki started hard flirting with Mio while curing her
"I'm just gonna step outside a bit"
They continued flirting for quite a while
At the same time matsuri drove korone back on a cop car, bringing along a dead zeta for some reason and then went away.

Korone started watching the two flirting from afar, then Fubuki and Mio kiss/hug? I can't see from polka pov because she had her back turned and tried to block korone from looking
Korone started punching polka from anger, then she chased fubuki, who run away on her car (korone was literally punching fubuki's car away), then she started punching Mio, fubuki came back to rescue mio, but she was very ineffective against the seasoned boxer and was downed. All of this happened in front of Noel. Noel ended up arresting and taking korone away. Kanata then call polka at the exact timing for some reason.

Idk how the fuck mio survived 4 punches but she was completely fine, maybe she got trained by experience. Pol walked all the way to the hospital and downed right at the gate after that single punch from Korone, she request Ina to send the invoice to Fubuki for getting punched. Korone is now doing push up in prison
Idk how pol even got this kinda timing but she did

 

[El Rrata]

Reine: "Is that a gun on your back?!"
Anya & Moom with modern military-grade rifles on their backs: "No."
Moom: "We were just at a Civil War reinactment."