Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

[Clown Penis]

I'm beginning to think Airi has a terrible grasp on money even among Phase girls. She's saying her settlement for the totaled car, rental car refund, medical bills, etc. is probably only gonna be 10k.

Her car was bought new only a few years ago iirc

I never thought I'd say this, but thank god this retarded woman was driving a Kia Forte.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

A truck killed that fairy vtuber and now almost takes out another. Truck-kun, please stop.

 

[electronic elephant]

Airi honestly thinks 10k will cover her car getting totaled, cover the refund for car rental expenses, and medical. Airi please...

I don't think she believes 10k will cover the cost. She just thinks she'll only get 10k because some people she asked (probably her coworkers) told her that she might get 10-16k.

 

[I Wanna Die]

Not sure what he's saying but this dude clearly fails at his job.

 

[Clown Penis]

Antspur Rapier with Blood affinity for scarlet rot and bleed status effects.

Lots of the tryhards have been sperging out about greatshields and crying for them to be nerfed.

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Airi honestly thinks 10k will cover her car getting totaled, cover the refund for car rental expenses, and medical. Airi please...

I've completed the DLC thrice now.

Cold Greatsword and Savage Lion Claw was probably the hardest route.

Black Steel Greatshield/Verdegris Greatshield/Fingerprint Stone Shield with Blood Antspur/Frozen Needle was the easiest. Poking everything from behind a Greatshield was peak.

Spoiler: TL;DR:

A truck killed that fairy vtuber and now almost takes out another. Truck-kun, please stop.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

She hasn't got to the games yet but Grimmi is going through Chipotles website and judging the athletes orders

 

[Clown Penis]

She hasn't got to the games yet but Grimmi is going through Chipotles website and judging the athletes orders
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Is she rating them on a scale of increasingly severe diarrhea?

 

[Svarog]

Zathurnalina

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[PassiveUnaggressive]

Kannagi Loki is making some very cute outfits for Panko. The summer dress is fantastic

 

[Ensok]

Kiara just met Fantastic at Helios One. Always one of the funniest conversations in the game.

 

[Salado]

e:

"Dizzy's throbbing parasitic rod"- Dizzy Dokuro...

e2:

Talking about monster fucking now...

 

[Clown Penis]

Small white dog sings Nirvana.. which is like a Panko summoning ritual.

 

[Salado]

"Now that I'm older I think acoustic guitar is soy, I don't want to learn it anymore."- Jelly.

 

[Euthyphro]

SC: Best way is to be introduced. Ask Phase girls for help.
Jelly: You think the other Phase girls know guys? You think they have boyfriends? LMAO
Jelly: Honestly if they get a boyfriend before me I might just end it all.

[a bit later]
Chat: What if you ask Sakana for help?
Jelly: Ewwww, dude. Ewwww. I'd rather ask the Phase girls for help rather than Sakana....I'm not that desperate, I'll never be that desperate.

[later still]
Jelly: The girl in the manga I told you about got married at 30. I still have time!
E:

Spoiler: The manga she's referencing

Stolen from /pcg/

E2: This is literally her :


At this point, I think a Jelly Femcel emote is in order

Edited for accuracy

Obligatory:

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Chat: You should ask the other Phase girls to introduce you to guys
Jelly: You think the other Phase girls know guys? You think they have boyfriends?
[a bit later]
Jelly: Honestly if they get boyfriends before me I'm killing myself.

At this point, I think a Jelly Femcel emote is in order

I think if Jelly ever finds out in the middle of a stream that Dizzy has a boyfriend, she's just opening the window and jumping mid-stream.

 

[Salado]

Chat: You should ask the other Phase girls to introduce you to guys
Jelly: You think the other Phase girls know guys? You think they have boyfriends?
[a bit later]
Jelly: Honestly if they get boyfriends before me I'm killing myself.

At this point, I think a Jelly Femcel emote is in order

Now she's listing all the things her hypothetical man shouldn't do.

This is some "90K a year" level delusion

 

[Awoogers]

"Now that I'm older I think acoustic guitar is soy, I don't want to learn it anymore."- Jelly.

actually though

i miss the joy of learning the guitar

 

[Koronesuki]

I think if Jelly ever finds out in the middle of a stream that Dizzy has a boyfriend, she's just opening the window and jumping mid-stream.

Nah. She'll just say that a dakimakura doesn't count as a boyfriend and continue streaming.

 

[Svarog]

The entire game consists of Tenma just swearing harshly in Russian.

 

[Audi Vide Tace]

She's done the math before and she makes roughly minimum wage.

I always guessed she would be in the like 70-100k range (not great, especially for CS California standards, but not insanely low either) given that we know she lives in California, and from my understanding in a pretty nice neighborhood.

I’ll be autistic and post these calcs, why not:

California min wage is $16 USD, federal is $7.25.

Going off of 24 hours days, and 52 weeks in a year, then there is 8,476 hours annually.

If she worked 24/7 that would be around ~63k if she was fed min wage, and ~140k if she was California’s min wage. If she wanted to make 100k annual at 16 dollars an hour, she would need to work around 120 hours a week.

So there is a good chance she isn’t even making 100k, and my bet is she is probably around the 16-25 usd per hour range and somewhere around 60-90k annual. Which is still, notably, quite poor (considering her overtime work) for someone in CS with her qualifications.

Black company.