Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Tamokii]

So that basically explains why she's so miserable, doesn't it? She spent her entire life chasing this dream of being an idol, failed at it and isn't even sure that's what she wanted to do, but instead had to do to be "validated as a woman". And vtubing is just an extension of her idol days, so I can't imagine she actually enjoys what she does lol. Seriously, what was she thinking when she applied for Phase Connect?

The answer is she wasn't thinking.

Clara not realizing that her job and dream jobs unironically cease to exist under communism.

If you were raised to anyone but super progressive parents, no, you didn’t think these things. You thought about how much you wanted to get to recess to play make-believe with your friends and what Happy Meal toy you hoped for. Like, come on.

Not everyone is going to win the genetic lottery. I get it, I’m a short dude, I have it pointed out a lot. You didn’t get the stat spread you wanted on level up. Cool, that’s not a crisis of identity, because you aren’t trying to be trans.

The way this is so non-committal is obviously performative and should offend the people she’s trying to support. This just feels like another attempt to be fully “part of” the weirdo crowd when she’s just… clearly not, the more she tries the clearer it gets. You will never be the weirdest, quirkiest person in the room, stop looking to that for validation and realize you don’t need that, it’s just painful seeing someone this far gone. And… you know she’s a gifted professional because this doesn’t leak out in her content, so she has that.

She should take her own advice and find out who she really is, maybe settle for a japanese guy who is traditional or become a nun.

What having no gender role models does to a motherfucker and I'm not even a fan of the "real man/woman" shit. Until proven otherwise I'm 99.9% sure her dad IS actually gay and him coming out was a cause of divorce and probably mommy flipping her shit hard because this is some prime childhood trauma. This reads as she really didn't have anyone to look up to and guide her in her early years and she just started morphing around to please people to have them around her. I'd be more sympathetic if she wasn't an absolute cunt.

I'll repeat again. This woman did time in a psych ward and completed therapy according to her. I don't have the tweet but a few days ago a psychologist was arrested for firebombing a tesla and that woman had years of career and shit. Those are the ones giving therapy to people. If you ever need therapy find the oldest motherfucker you can otherwise you're gonna waste money and end up far worse than when you started.

The bibles got plenty of wisdom and even says to go to elders for it. Maybe bringing back self-flagellation was a good thing.

 

[TheHindrance]

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Bro where do you even start with this? I get that Phase Connect is the "mentally ill" company but this chick is off the rails and not even in a fun way. I'm shocked she's able to keep this kind of crazy bottled up on stream.

"I started wearing lolita shit and pigtails and old men perved on me"

Her age at the time? 25

Kinda fucked if true tho, kinda doubt it because "trans something" is not something you say as a fervent ally imo.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

"They try to gaslight you into thinking you're sad and miserable" My sides.
The fact that all this sperging out is going out simultaneously as the other Phase girls are over at Japan just makes this 100x funnier. She probably had an argument with one of the talents and she has to cope and seethe on her Instagram.

 

[Negronald Trump]

Let me just say...

How does it feel Kelsey, how does it feel when you can't sperg ON MAIN because you know the PHASEKEKS will be all over your libtard, Hank Hill looking ass? Now I know why you're SEETHING like a fucking volcano whenever Jelly and the other girls gets to sperging on their accounts, ya can't risk losing Phase because this company is the only way you can keep being relevant and your only chance to fulfill your idol dream.

Keep posting your liberal insanity in your IG bitch, this is

 

[Tamokii]

"They try to gaslight you into thinking you're sad and miserable" My sides.
The fact that all this sperging out is going out simultaneously as the other Phase girls are over at Japan just makes this 100x funnier. She probably had an argument with one of the talents and she has to cope and seethe on her Instagram.
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Maybe she would be better off in Mongolia. She might even have long lost family there.

 

[Furious George]

Holy shit, she must be utterly miserable, she needs to get some actual help before she does something stupid.

Can we get a wellness check on Barkana? That furry little nigga must have seen some shit.

Maybe she would be better off in Mongolia. She might even have long lost family there.

As an authoritarian she might like some of Mongolia's politics....

 

[Sky Shouter]

Does Kelsey being a midget count as an L?

 

[RestlessRain]

Wait...
ALL THIS FUCKING TIME, when you guys said "Loki" I thought you were referring to the phase JP bitch... not the fucking actor lol. Wait I'm getting deja-vu, did I already find this out before and forgot?

This was what Nenelove thought we meant when we were talking about Loki in the Marvel movies.

 

[Menhera_Feeder]

This was what Nenelove thought we meant when we were talking about Loki in the Marvel movies.
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It IS a very photogenic snake.

 

[Koronesuki]

What having no gender role models does to a motherfucker and I'm not even a fan of the "real man/woman" shit. Until proven otherwise I'm 99.9% sure her dad IS actually gay and him coming out was a cause of divorce and probably mommy flipping her shit hard because this is some prime childhood trauma. This reads as she really didn't have anyone to look up to and guide her in her early years and she just started morphing around to please people to have them around her. I'd be more sympathetic if she wasn't an absolute cunt.

Yeah, basically, that comic that Pipkun drew is what actually happened to her.

I'll repeat again. This woman did time in a psych ward and completed therapy according to her. I don't have the tweet but a few days ago a psychologist was arrested for firebombing a tesla and that woman had years of career and shit. Those are the ones giving therapy to people. If you ever need therapy find the oldest motherfucker you can otherwise you're gonna waste money and end up far worse than when you started.

This is the problem with modern psychology. The inmates are running the asylum.

If she had a bit of self awareness she'd know that tds at this point is a legit disorder. Motherfuckers are having meltdowns at the mere mention of the man, said meltdowns range from screaming to fucking violence. I wish we could study them, maybe we could learn something valuable about npc people

TDS was never a joke. These people are actually deranged. I've seen it affect people I know who used to seem normal. It's sad.

"They try to gaslight you into thinking you're sad and miserable" My sides.
The fact that all this sperging out is going out simultaneously as the other Phase girls are over at Japan just makes this 100x funnier. She probably had an argument with one of the talents and she has to cope and seethe on her Instagram.
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>If you get an abortion, they call you a murderer.
Yes, because that's what abortion is.
>If you give the kid up for adoption, you're clogging up the system.
No one says this. There are people who want to adopt who can't get a kid.
>If you keep the kid but get extremely depressed and neglectful because you didn't want a kid, then you're a terrible mother and should be ashamed of yourself.
Yes, if you're neglectful because you didn't want a kid, you are a terrible mother, and you should be ashamed. This shouldn't even need to be said.

If you don't want kids, then don't have sex. It really is that simple, Kelsey.

Can we get a wellness check on Barkana? That furry little nigga must have seen some shit.

As I've said before, I feel sorry for that poor dog.

Does Kelsey being a midget count as an L?

To be fair, Uruka is freakishly tall.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Let me just say...

How does it feel Kelsey, how does it feel when you can't sperg ON MAIN because you know the PHASEKEKS will be all over your libtard, Hank Hill looking ass? Now I know why you're SEETHING like a fucking volcano whenever Jelly and the other girls gets to sperging on their accounts, ya can't risk losing Phase because this company is the only way you can keep being relevant and your only chance to fulfill your idol dream.

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There's also the distinct possibility that she's in the Phase JP branch to maintain her visa as Phase JP is potentially registered as a Japanese business. Her getting booted from Phase could result in either her getting sent back to Canada or working wherever she can to maintain that visa, maybe even at a konbini. Her idol dream is FULLY dead if she doesn't have a backup job to maintain her JP visa. Her presence in Japan is essential to her entire copium about her idol dream and getting sent back to Canada to live with her parents could be the ultimate mental break for her. We could unironically see her departure from Phase result in her getting sent back to the psych ward.

 

[Sky Shouter]

To be fair, Uruka is freakishly tall.

Let's do the math

Using this formula (Walking stride length = Your height × 0.43) and assuming Uruka is 5'9" (175cm), that gives her a stride of about 75.25cm. Now, assuming that Clara took between "3-5 steps" for every step Uruka took, I'll assume that's an average of 4.

From that I can calculate Clara is the height of a zucchini.

Now, if I'm being charitable and assume she's waddling due to needing to pee, and therefore isn't doing full strides, if I assume her waddles are between 3 and 3.5x shorter than her normal strides that puts her height between 131cm and 153cm (4'3" to 5'1").

 

[Yume Dark]

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Bro where do you even start with this? I get that Phase Connect is the "mentally ill" company but this chick is off the rails and not even in a fun way. I'm shocked she's able to keep this kind of crazy bottled up on stream.

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Bro where do you even start with this? I get that Phase Connect is the "mentally ill" company but this chick is off the rails and not even in a fun way. I'm shocked she's able to keep this kind of crazy bottled up on stream.

Ngl, this seems like a "you problem," Kelsey.

I'm not joking, she seems to have a genuine problem with over-analyzing everything with a society-critical lens, and it's clearly making her miserable.

 

[seenister]

Kelsey, let me just say, Loki will never fuck you. You wanna know why? Cos ya ain't MAN enough for him.

For real.

Spoiler: loki's wife

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Damn son, you are fucking LOKI and your wife looks like an Oblivion NPC. No wonder Kelsey's fucking unhinged in IG.

I want to fuck Lok- oh... Not that one.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

There's no way in hell she banters with her genmates judging from the collabs

 

[RestlessRain]

There's no way in hell she banters with her genmates judging from the collabs

Let's give Clara a bit of credit here - she has to mentally translate what all the JP are saying, come up with a witty response, then respond back in Japanese. While she could probably manage with a little bit of difficulty in a two-person collab, where the collab partner pauses to wait for a response, and in Discord chats where response time isn't a pressing factor, no doubt it's pretty difficult in a group setting where the conversation continues on even if you take just a couple of seconds to do the mental translation. Talking in a second language is pretty hard, I'm not going to make fun of Clara if she's not perfect at it.

 

[seenister]

Let's give Clara a bit of credit here - she has to mentally translate what all the JP are saying, come up with a witty response, then respond back in Japanese. While she could probably manage without a little bit of difficulty in a two-person collab, where the collab partner pauses to wait for a response, and in Discord chats where response time isn't a pressing factor, no doubt it's pretty difficult in a group setting where the conversation continues on even if you take just a couple of seconds to do the mental translation. Talking in a second language is pretty hard, I'm not going to make fun of Clara if she's not perfect at it.

I would have agreed with you if I didn't know how she has been living in Japan for a decade now and if Hime didn't exist.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Kelsey, let me just say, Loki will never fuck you. You wanna know why? Cos ya ain't MAN enough for him.

For real.

Spoiler: loki's wife

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Damn son, you are fucking LOKI and your wife looks like an Oblivion NPC. No wonder Kelsey's fucking unhinged in IG.

 

[RestlessRain]

I would have agreed with you if I didn't know how she has been living in Japan for a decade now and if Hime didn't exist.

I'm not getting your argument. Hime is an Australian of Asian descent, her first language is English, as far as I understand. Does she typically stream in another language?

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Let's give Clara a bit of credit here - she has to mentally translate what all the JP are saying, come up with a witty response, then respond back in Japanese. While she could probably manage without a little bit of difficulty in a two-person collab, where the collab partner pauses to wait for a response, and in Discord chats where response time isn't a pressing factor, no doubt it's pretty difficult in a group setting where the conversation continues on even if you take just a couple of seconds to do the mental translation. Talking in a second language is pretty hard, I'm not going to make fun of Clara if she's not perfect at it.

Considering that she chose to debut as a motherfucking JP, I don't feel bad making fun of her for that

Besides, on the other side of the spectrum, Tenma exists.