Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Italian Raccoon]

Kelsey.

Kelsey, please.

Just find a conservative White or Asian man who can un-tard you and get you into a level of fitness that actually compliments your body type.

You won't do this, but we can plead with you to find some guy willing to truly pull off the most legendary ever.

Husband might be too much for her, I think a handler would better suit her needs. Fuck it, now that she's done dogsitting Barkana, maybe she can just become Sakana's other dog. As if she wasn't already.

 

[Tamokii]

I wonder why Kelsey hated Barkana. I always hear about how white women love dogs.

 

[PankoManko]

I wonder why Kelsey hated Barkana. I always hear about how white women love dogs.

Maybe Barkana is a Border Collie.

 

[Aka Split]

I wonder why Kelsey hated Barkana. I always hear about how white women love dogs.

The dog is a Christian and refuses to lick the peanut butter until after marriage. This is what made Kelsey realize how undesirable she is, so she is lashing out as a skank in order to cope. "See?! I AM desirable! I made up a story about how a man said he liked my butt and I got likes for it! "

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

I wonder why Kelsey hated Barkana. I always hear about how white women love dogs.

Dogs have a tendency to pick up on their owner's personalities, specially if the owner has them since they're pups.

There's a non-zero chance Sakana's dog trolled the shit out of Kelsey during his time as a POW.

Edit: POW = Prisoner Of White Women.

 

[Death by Dishonor]

Dogs have a tendency to pick up on their owner's personalities, specially if the owner has them since they're pups.

 

[Tamokii]

Dogs have a tendency to pick up on their owner's personalities, specially if the owner has them since they're pups.

There's a non-zero chance Sakana's dog trolled the shit out of Kelsey during his time as a POW.

The Goodest Boy; a true war story of a dog fighting to return home.

 

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I wonder why Kelsey hated Barkana. I always hear about how white women love dogs.

Reminded her too much of the child she'll never have.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Reminded her too much of the child she'll never have.

The dog wouldn't let her go out and party with the local Mongolians

 

[geesecode]

That make up and outfit look so bad on her. She looks like Gothic Keekihime if she was hit with a tard ray.

I don’t quite think it’s the outfit that’s the off-putting thing with this picture.

 

[RestlessRain]

I don’t quite think it’s the outfit that’s the off-putting thing with this picture.

The pose looks very whoreish, even if the clothes don't. If that's the way Kelsey wants to present herself so be it, but she shouldn't act surprised when men respond to a woman acting like a whore by treating her like a whore.

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

The pose looks very whoreish, even if the clothes don't. If that's the way Kelsey wants to present herself so be it, but she shouldn't act surprised when she gets the wrong sort of attention from men when doing it.

The pose looks like she's auditioning to be one of those Instagram girls that gets flown over to Dubai to be used as a toilet for rich oil barons.

 

[AGumiLurker]

Well, she's 100% lurking isn't she? Also your ass is flat.
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Hey kelsey, if you read this, would you mind answering me this, how do you feel that you can't get a GF or BF even when you're Bi?

It doesn't sounds fun to play for both teams while both teams don't won't you

 

[Clown Penis]

You guys realize Barkana is a female, right?

 

[Abomination]

You guys realize Barkana is a female, right?

Ah, so Barkana is a "pick-me". Makes sense why Kelsey doesn't like her.